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nate 29 , scotland :)

[ihatecispeople]

I think lying aimlessly in bed is not great for my mental health but if I lie aimlessly on a bed and there’s a cat cuddling up to me for my body heats it’s great for my mental health

[ihatecispeople]

Dancing at wedding yesterday got me convinced that my next partner must be an enthusiastic dancer …! NOT a good dancer but an ENTHUSIASTIC one. I have to dance more often!!!

[aueua]

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

[teathattast]

[dogwithpants]

That’s this

[teathattast]

Goes to show how little I know

[evilvillain123456789]

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

[teathattast]

Net zero info ass post

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

[evilvillain123456789]

Stop

[only-cat-memes]

[charl0ttan]

[superchat]

[ihatecispeople]

shower at home is stuck at 1 heat setting and it’s just on the edge of too hot for me (and on the edge of too cold for my ex) so being able to end my shower by turning the temperature down to minimise any post shower sweating is a nice hotel treat

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[clowncarpool]

cheese sits on the toilet while we take showers, and i like to stand on my tip toes and draw his silhouette in the steam from a high angle, then stand back to see how warped it is from his actual shape

oil and acrylic on masonite

[ihatecispeople]

It’s comforting to be reminded how well I pass that people genuinely think my chest is just bara muscles+fat even when they’re up close and personal lol. No I’m just wearing a binder that barely flattens me but I’m beyond trying to get a flat chest these days. I’m bald + beard + look like my dad + muscular-looking arms and shoulders. Like I know I get away with it but it’s nice to be reminded lol

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[ihatecispeople]

I miss being able to scroll through calypsos blog but I refuse to give either apple or tumblr my id to prove my age :/

[huffylemon]

[ihatecispeople]

in a menswear shop for a formal shirt and the woman measuring me was like oh! you’ve got skinny waist compared to your chest and throat measurements. you work out? 🫪🫪🫪 w38 with a pre-op chest 😝

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

[yesornopolls]

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 10 hours

[zzzora]

Funderingar på vad ni ska göra i sommar? Ingen fara, har satt ihop en fin-fin Sverige roadtrip karta som går till några av de mest sevärda platserna.