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PEYTON: Oh my God, what's the watermelon episode?
OLIVIA: Chuckie eats a watermelon seed by accident and he thinks a watermelon is going to grow in his stomach. It's a whole thing.
OLIVIA: Do not recommend that one.
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iMESSAGES 📲 PEYLIVIA.
PEYTON: Oh my God, what's the watermelon episode?
OLIVIA: Chuckie eats a watermelon seed by accident and he thinks a watermelon is going to grow in his stomach. It's a whole thing.
OLIVIA: Do not recommend that one.
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iMESSAGES 📲 PEYLIVIA.
PEYTON: You're so right. My only hope is that he won't start to think he can go on adventures like they do!
OLIVIA: Just don't show him the watermelon episode. That one gave me nightmares and a fear of eating seeds.
Do you ever look in the mirror and think your hair would look better with some color in it? Because I did and now I have blue hair. Someone tell me how awesome it looks.
I’m personally way too scared to ever touch my hair color but I don’t know that many people that can pull off the blue and look good so you’re already winning.
iMESSAGES 📲 PEYLIVIA.
PEYTON: Oooh.. Rugrats. Perfect. I love them so much.
OLIVIA: You can never go wrong with a classic. Plus a show about babies for babies. That's relatable.
stephenclarington:
It’s like insulting my body at this point. Her disapproval stare burns. It’s even worse. No one does it like her, she invented the stare.
The world is full of judgey people. It’s a curse. Exactly so I mean, at least be glad she’s not here to throw it down. I’ve been trying to perfect it but I can’t get it right.
iMESSAGES 📲 PEYLIVIA.
PEYTON: Good question! Either or. Of all time.
PEYTON: But also.. kid friendly.
OLIVIA: Rugrats. Or Rocket Power.
OLIVIA: Or - Teen Titans.
huntavery:
With all do respect, you allow much more leeway than I do. I give as much credence to the presentation as I do the man himself.
Because I’m the nice one, obviously. I like to give people the benefit of the doubt sometimes. I accept you as you are though and not only because I have to.
iMESSAGES 📲 OPEN.
PEYTON: What's your favorite cartoon? For science.
OLIVIA: Current or old school?
A huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders, friends. Thirty-six hours later, and I’ve finished my novella. It’s been a long time coming, and I had to pull two all-nighters in a row to get it done, but it finally happened. Most would go celebrate with a drink or some ice cream, but I’m rewarding myself with eight full, beautiful hours of sleep.
I’m feeling content for the first time in weeks.
Impressive and congrats! I can only imagine all the effort that writing takes so you’ve probably earned those hours of sleep.
But - maybe indulge in some ice cream too because I’m craving it myself and want to live vicariously through someone.
theryananders:
She does. Her name’s Boberta and she’s a champ M&M. THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. Do you think they’ll let her in there?
I don’t know their criteria or anything but I don’t see why not. It’d be old and have a lot of history. That has to count for something.
I hate it when an old person tells me that I’m gonna regret my tattoos when I’m obviously not. I know that they’re permanent, Ethel. And you don’t see me telling Ethel that she should regret marrying her man since he definitely aged horribly. It’d be nice if they could kindly fuck off.
Touchy, touchy sir. But I get it. It’s like nana’s disapproval stare - you can never forget it but also don’t want it.
TEXTS ✉️ DELIVIA.
DELILAH: LIV. How's work?? Are you still there? Do you want me to stop by? I will tell your boss that you're the best waitress, and I only want to be seated by you.
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DELILAH: I may or may not have done that before.
OLIVIA: LILAH. About to leave, hon. But you're the cutest! Tonight actually wasn't so bad. I managed more tips than come ons so I call that a win.
OLIVIA: Stop it, that's sweet.
theryananders:
Please let me know how it goes! Nope, I could never do that to Boberta. I just couldn’t. She’s been through too much. I’d finally frame her where she belongs.
Will do, good sir. Boberta? She has a name now? My mistake. I’m sure the smithsonian will be super impressed by your fossilized m&m in a few decades.
huntavery:
If the man is using it as an ice breaker he’s woefully misguided. Would you accept that beer if someone were to offer it to you in a bar?
He’s giving it a shot, no harm done. I mean, maybe. Depends how cute they are.
I need to stop binge watching Grey’s Anatomy. It doesn’t help living in Seattle because I keep expecting some sort of catastrophe to happen. Seriously, I know it’s a tv show but literally every possible horrible accident you can think of will eventually end up happening. So always waiting to hear what it’ll be.
But anyways, how is everyone? Enjoy your weekend?
I’ve only ever heard of Grey’s Anatomy but I’ll take your word for it. I have a serious case of the binge watching sometimes. It’s like when people watch Final Destination and can’t ride rollercoasters or go over bridges.
It was one of those calmer weekends, personally. I was completely dreading going back to work. What about you?
theryananders:
It’s a real thing. Look for the Alpha one next time you have some. I’m pretty sure my original green M&M is somewhere repackaged just living their best life. They probably wanna somehow get back to me to thank them for giving them such an awesome life.
I’ll have my own war with M&Ms in your honor. Get back to you why? So you can finally assert your dominance by eating it?