[oliveiracrc]

Me telling my kids about Kaylor:

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Tree Paine whispering to swifties that joe is a dazzling haze and Taylor actually enjoys spending every night at home or at the pubwe with his school friends:

Swifties laughing at us who tried to tell them:

Swifties after the break up and unfollowgate and seeing Taylor happy on tour:

but then dating Matty:

Swifties when she broke up with Matty

Swifties when Travlor rumors started:

Swifties when Taylor showed up at the game on Sunday:

Tree for the next few weeks convincing swifties Taylor and Travis have lot in common and Taylor will be happy as an NFL trophy wife:

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you're losing ME!

Hee-hee-hee!

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Oh to be a fly on the wall in Tree’s war room today.

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It is exhausting rooting for the anti hero.

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“Oh, absolutely”

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Not a single print interview or commercial photoshoot. Not a single live performance. Not a single fan interaction event. Just two TV talk show appearances. So little promo, and Midnights still sold twice as many records as anyone ever thought anyone could in the streaming era. And the tour is going to make her a billionaire. The world has never seen anything like it.

[taylorrepdetective]

This picture makes me feel things

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Taylor: on her way to meet a prince, stops at the fifth floor (1989,) sees a gorgeous woman, gets mesmerized, and starts copying everything she does. Seems about right.

[kissyoulikealover]

taylor: i took the money 

jack: am i a fucking joke to you 

[taylorrepdetective]

Side A: Why am I gay? (derogatory)

Side B: Why am I gay? (resigned acceptance)

Right answer

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Will it be some sort of thing from her “personal life” to get attention?// so you think she is gonna do it? 😐

It doesn’t mean I think she’s going to that one big thing everyone’s talking about (or the other big thing everyone was talking about last week.) I’ve never thought she’d do that and I still don’t. But it’s always been possible for the last 4 years, and as always it’s still one possibility.

Using something from her personal life is one of many options she can do to get attention. I have a whole list in my previous post. And she likely will use something form her private life to get attention, because she always does. The question is will it be something small or something big? There are a lot of different things she’s hyped from her personal life to get promo. Remember when she and Katy buried the hatchet just in time for them to star in her super gay music video before she released Lover? All those times when she broke up with every guy she ever dated for three months to get material she could point to to get more interest in her life and art, and then hinted at it in her liner notes so her fans could feel special l knowing about her private life and then she claimed that she never named names? While writing a song called style and a song called dear John and sayings song was about Adam and and and… Remember when that got old so she introduced an entire squad of beautiful women to the world as part of her single and carefree album era? Remember when we “accidentally” found out her secret, true love relationship before releasing her comeback album full of songs about a secret true love? Remember when she came out as a democrat before she released an album before a big election year where of she hadn’t she would have been accused of being a conservative again? and she put out a couple of political songs to seal the deal? It can be a million different things and quite likely could be something we aren’t even thinking of because she’s a step ahead of everyone else. Or she could do almost nothing, or something very small like a pap walk (it’s been a year since the paparazzi have found them even though they track her jets and know where she lives in London. Very perplexing. Or do people think the paps in London are less invasive and don’t know who she is or something? Ask the royal family and anyone remotely connected to the royal family.) or she can just feed rumors of something big. This is what she does, it’s what she always does.

[taylorrepdetective]

Remember when Taylor dropped a random 1830 reference in an interview and then announced Evermore a few days later on Emily Dickinson’s birthday (born in 1830) and then we heard Ivy?

[taylorrepdetective]

Taylor: this is our place we make the rules

The place:

Joe: babe could we tone down the girlie a bit?

Taylor: hush, I wasn’t talking to you

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Watching swifties decide that Champagne Problems is about Tom has sent me over the edge. The supppsed Tom songs arc has to be the funniest thing Taylor has ever done, even if some of it is an accident:

Sorry i cheated on you but I couldn’t help myself have you seen Joe Alwyn? Also sorry I used you to get away from my dick boyfriend but have you met Calvin Harris? Sorry I rejected your proposal I’m sure you’ll find someone else but I’m fucked in the head. I want to marry Joe so badly I wonder why he hasn’t asked? Maybe we can write a song about it together, we like sad songs.

Also somehow August is also Tom? 😭😭😭😭

[dailydickinson]

DICKINSON 2x07 | Forever - is composed of Nows

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