olive :D

18 | silly amoeba 🇵🇷🇵🇱

[judaswail]

man mcr recording bullets was really like. hello we are my chemical romance from new jersey :) our drummer can't play and does NOT want to improve. here is our guitarist who is the best thing to happen to music in the last 20 years and his little helper. he has rabies. he is also very very talented but we recruited him like a week before finishing this album so I guess we'll wait and see. our bassist has never picked up a bass in his life. this is our singer. yeah he just looks like that. it's because he never comes out of his basement but he is also plagued by visions from god. he has never taken anything close to vocal lessons but he also possesses the voice of an angel who went to hell but got lost and landed in new jersey (1000x worse). he has every dental problem ever but if you punch him in the face he can forget about it and give you the best performance on this record. geoff rickly please produce our album :(

[hypertextdog]

it's not a task that should exist in the first place, but most screenwriters seem almost preternaturally bad at extending a largely self-contained story into a plausible second or third season

[hypertextdog]

first season: charming ten-episode detective drama

fourth season: Lieutenant, we need to return to the alpha timeline! It's the only way to stop the influencer war!

[hypertextdog]

season 23: bart gay reveal

[olivepied]

this HAS to be about supernatural

[olivepied]

helloooo tumblr

[strange-aeons]

All of the research on display in my videos is single-handedly done by me.

All the editing? Me.

Prop making? Absolutely no one can be held accountable for this but me.

[olivepied]

it's okay to be a crazy girl

being a crazy boy however....get OUT

[olivepied]

sometimes all a girl needs is to throw on a nightgown and feel lovely for a bit

[valtsv]

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

[valtsv]

it's rotten work but decay is part of the cycle of death and rebirth

[schaudwen]

All the dead things: Its rotten work

The mushroom internet: Not to mycelium. Not if its you

[nessimaki-deactivated20141106]

[olivepied]

being left on read by an entire discord server is the worst thing that can happen to a person

[olivepied]

happy gf day to my gf

@timbleton

[timbleton]

happy national gf day girls ❤️ u r my rocks

@emmyay @olivepied

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“IM TRAPPED IN SNAILS BODY” written in snail slime on the ground

[olivepied]

literally me

[partlysmith]

[hypertextdog]

my version

[whizpurr]

[foulserpent]

this image is so brutal like war

[andrewblurmoved-deactivated2024]

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

[hjartasalt]

Babe come to the kitchen I made your favourite meal (oil fire)