(disfix) dog (ii)

he/him 22 hypertext dog. pfp by @sunset-unbound. UMAMUSUME PLAYERS DNI

[hypertextdog]

hi guys its al @disfixdog. i made a post that said "contrarian centrist who says 'my pronouns are r/woosh'" and got banned. Back and the same than ever

[dreamingnemleria]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[thememedaddy]

[reynard61]

Let's ambush mama! 😼

[odddogs]

dog w/ ariana grande's legs

[willowrosenberg1997]

[notwerewolf]

demon bluff is a really fun game that scratches my puzzle itch but pretty questionable that pretty much every single character is drawn white/pale skinned

[dogposts]

“I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed”

[batbetbitbotbut]

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately

[oliviawhen]

Just swimming by to say hello. 🦭

[fyeahbassethounds]

[speedlimit15]

i want slayyyter to dress up like augustus gloop and sing in a little german accent and fall in the choclate riverr and get sucked up by the chube

[speedlimit15]

You guys don't like my performance idea

[hypertextdog]

how do u be a gay man who just does not care about celebrities at all without being the third most insufferable kind of gay man OR starting to care about celebrities. i would keep it to myself but they just don't take "oh i don't really keep up with that stuff" for an answer

[petday]

DJ Snoopy, requested by a patron

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[jame7t]

Apple announces new indistinct wet pile emoji

[nae-nae-supreme]

I can distinct it

[jame7t]

Don’t even try…

[piernik-miodowy]

“Boogie Street ‘52, Revachol” (Kim has this in his wallet)

A revamp of my 2022 Disco piece hehe