(disfix) dog (ii)

he/him 22 hypertext dog. pfp by @sunset-unbound. UMAMUSUME PLAYERS DNI

[hypertextdog]

hi guys its al @disfixdog. i made a post that said "contrarian centrist who says 'my pronouns are r/woosh'" and got banned. Back and the same than ever

[sunset-unbound]

after playing deltarune chapters 1-4 i am losing my mind over how spamton and tenna are, or at least were for a while, somehow the most ubiquitous topics in the fandom. the tenna segment in chapter 3 is fine. like it's pretty fun but not much else. it PALES in comparison to like the last 10 minutes of the chapter though it's actually insane

[sunset-unbound]

is it a weird route thing?? like THAT would make sense to me. and i dont mean "in weird route you get 5 lines of Vague Ominous Dialogue", i mean if the tenna plot is completely different in weird route im willing to concede SOME interest

[enki2]

[todays-xkcd]

NGS and IERS are complaining that they left CLEAR instructions to set the washing machine to WGS84 (G2296) instead of WGS84 (G730).

Latitude and Longitude [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[An image of the Earth showing most of Europe, Asia, Africa, and the Indian Ocean, with horizontal latitude lines and vertical longitude lines looking like a balloon tied tightly with string - like the lines are squeezed down into the surface.]

[Caption below the panel:] Bad news: NASA accidentally shrank Earth's latitude and longitude lines in the wash.

[notwerewolf]

Hiphone

[hypertextdog]

The aura on display here. Mind blowing.

[hypertextdog]

ℹ️ Character identified as Ryan from WOE.BEGONE

[pompomposting]

he is extremely pleased that he has gained weight (because it means he has gotten bigger, which is one of his life goals)

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[hypertextdog]

The aura on display here. Mind blowing.

[apas-95]

teacher was having mic problems on online lecture and i love the way this guy phrased this

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

anyone else find boomer comics funny in an ironic way? like, if some kid actually said this I would think it's fucking hilarious

[odddogs]

(source)

he owns a chauffeur service where all the employees have a strict dress code

[glavilio]

last night a cat burglar broke into my home and replaced all of my experiences with memories, exchanged my objects for descriptions, covered up my actions with evidence... all without leaving a trace

[beastsandsuperbeasts]

[odddogs]

i know that they know that he looks like the dog from the mask 2 after it puts on the mask so im not going to bring it up

(source)

[puppiesdoglover]

It’s a Kind Thing with Ears A Tail and A Nose. It’s called “Puppies” and it can have any name.

[ripempezardexerox]