Cooking Recipes And Free Dad Advice

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blog for cooking recipes and advice

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

Oh. Thanks. Thats a lot

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Colsen: Oh right, names Colsen one of the acrobats at Valda's travelling circus! Say...what about you uhhh....

Nice to meet u Colsen. like ur name.

Mines Oliver

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Colsen: *he accepts the paper and pen* K man, im listening *he observed detailly*

*Oli jokes here and there mid explaining. Of course it’s dad jokes-*

Say.. Didn’t catch ur name

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Colsen: the second option, not really a fan of reading *a small smirk formed in his face*

Ahuh… yeah I can tell.

*He went to the kitchen expecting him to follow. Putting on his cooking thingy (forgot the name but it’s like the clothes u put over u for cooking-)*

Oki let’s start with Maple Crisp Brie Bites. I’m going to slow down so u can keep up. Also. *Hands him a notebook and a pen* might need this

*Oliver then started preparing the dish skilfully yet slowly as he explained the ingredients and steps to Colsen.*

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10 posts!

Wow is this like. Do I get one of those every 5 posts??

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Colsen: U got any good recipes? i need more ideas...the circus grew might get bored of the ones i already cook

Oh u work for the circus? Thats interesting. Hm… something new.. let me remember..

Chicken Marsala is a good main course.. Maple Crisp Brie Bites is a good side dish and hmm..

Chicken Rissoles is good too

Want me to give u my cookbook so u write it all down or ur the kind that likes to see how it’s done eh?

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Colsen: idk either man, i just got here...so, i heard you were giving recipe advices?

Oh didn’t see u sorry—

Yes I do. What kind of advice would you need?

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(This part may be uncannon but i focus on the fun)

context: Circus au, Colsen is one of the acrobats and a cook for the whole circus, wanting to expand his knowledge on what to cook as he was running out of recipes(he knows a wide arrange of recipes btw ranging from 1 to 5 star), he has been experimenting a lot (fun fact: Colsen can cook a five-star meal while sleepwalking). After finding out about Oliver who is willing to give cooking and dad advice, he attempts to visit him during break of their travelling circus after they reached Oliver's town.

(Didn’t expect an rp but oh well u u also woah cooking while sleepwalking that’s so cool-)

*Meanwhile Oli was just figuring out how the heck does tumblr work*

What’s a reblog…

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My son keeps telling me I sound like Spider-Man Noir and being all excited about it. He thinks I’m him in secret too

Not complaining though it’s cute

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5 posts!

Huh. Apparently five posts is a milestone? Is this something I should brag about Orr.. kinda confused but thank u tumblr for this art thingy

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John Noel Nichols. Love this man

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Nvm Dema told me how

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How do u do those big texts on tumblr?

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Today we’re making pasta. It’s simple and yes it’s way better than takeout if you don’t burn the kitchen down.

Ingredients:

Spaghetti (or whatever noodle you’ve got in the pantry) about enough for your stomachs.

Olive oil (heh-)

Garlic. chopped like you mean it.

Chili flakes (optional only if you like your tongue to have a little fun)

Salt that’s a need

Parsley. nobody will notice it but it feels fancy

Parmesan cheese (optional but c’mon live a little)

Steps:

1. Boil a big pot of water. Add salt but don’t over do it

2. Toss in the pasta and cook until it’s soft but not too soft.

3. While that’s happening. Heat olive oil in a pan. Add garlic. And other spices and ingredients if u want. Don’t burn it or we’re starting over we don’t want that

4. (Optional) sprinkle chili flakes in the pan. Make it spicy. Or don’t. I don’t judge.

5. put in that pasta sauce and mix until smooth.

6. Finally put the pasta on a plate and pour over it the pasta sauce

Pro tip: put it in ur favourite plate. Big difference