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"No one can make you get out of bed,"

(Deltarune Chapter 5 Spoilers) The whole chapter has a lot of really memorable moments but I feel like the opening of both routes does NOT get the love it deserves because both are super unsettling. Bonus normal route doodles I did at 1 am afterwards

#deltarune spoilers

luckyladylily

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

#as a breast haver the bounciness is correct #however the perverts miss one crucial detail:#boobs look kinda weird man

amsisou

the dude nobody invited:

libanezink

Jaheira, the High-Harper 🌸

finally sharing my piece for Baldur’s Gate Floral Zine 🌸

oiramdokami

copepods

apprentice(s)

rhadko

yakowo

the fanmail 💌

gorryb

Can I make it right, for you, this time?

semiohazard

have been EXTREMELY attached to the ridiculous krusielle situation at the festival

clambuoyance

And no one else has noticed!

tothechaos

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

kikioviolet229

acreaturecalledgreed

incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like

thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now

what is happening

yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that

acreaturecalledgreed

im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"

so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!

acreaturecalledgreed

let me be agonizingly clear

when you call yourself and your friends "chuds"

YOU

ARE

CALLING

YOURSELF

A

NAZI