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#laidoff
leomusings:
with all the posts that are floating around just a general psa for my partners
i will always do a platonic pair — even family
i will ALWAYS take your lady muses
i want your muses of color
i will do aus that are canon (and not)
aus that don’t involve romance
i am okay with you losing muse for a thread
i want multiple threads even with the same muse
tag me in posts
i am OPEN and honest so just slide in my messages even if you’re just having a bad day
herondaleswilliam:
Support 👍 non-native 👍 speakers 👍 writing 👍 in 👍 English. 👍
i miss roleplaying. i miss writing. i don't miss the drama.
&. SOFT ANGST STARTERS.
“please look at me.”
“is s/he really just a friend?”
“i’m just disappointed.”
“you know i’m not like that.”
“don’t give me space. that’s the last thing i want with you.”
“i know you still love me.”
“i can’t think straight with you.”
“why are you so stubborn?”
“don’t do this here.”
“trust me on this.”
“please don’t misunderstand me.”
“you… you never had a problem with it before.”
“i know i shouldn’t be here.”
“what do you mean by that?”
“you deserve more.”
“can you just kiss me? one last time? that’s all i ask.”
“i’m scared.”
“i swear i’ll do things different this time.”
“s/he’s beautiful. i hope s/he makes you happy.”
“i want to believe you, i do.”
“not everyone is going to hurt you.”
“i’m… i’m trying. i really am.”
“i can’t sleep.”
“how long will this go on for?”
“can i hug you?”
“do you ever mean the things you say?”
“you won’t understand.”
“you’re making me think that what they told me about you was right.”
“am i too late?”
protective sentence starters
as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else ! part two here: ( x ).
“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”
“Hands off!”
“What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”
“I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”
“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”
“I got your back.”
“Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”
“Do you trust me?”
“Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”
“Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”
“I’d die for you.”
“You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”
“Get behind me NOW.”
“Here, I have an extra weapon.”
“Duck, you idiot!”
“Go on without me.”
“Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”
“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”
“You can stop hugging me now.”
“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”
“Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”
“I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”
“If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”
“[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”
“Morning After” starters
as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !
Sexy
“Feel like another round?”
“You were great last night…”
“Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”
“My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”
“I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”
“We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”
“You should play with my hair some more…”
“I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”
“That was a workout.”
“I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”
“The fun doesn’t have to end.”
“I think I can convince you to stay…”
“Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”
“We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”
“I love your bedhead.”
Awkward
“Oh no…what did we do?”
“Hi! You need to leave.”
“I’m sorry…who are you?”
“Ugh…I drank so much.”
“I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”
“Where are your clothes?”
“…I’m sore in such weird places.”
“Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”
“You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”
“Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”
“I think this was a mistake.”
“*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”
“Your foot is in my face.”
“Did we use protection?”
“*sees ___ and screams*”
“I need you” Sentence Starters
aka my life and yours are two parts of a whole
“I can’t do this without you.”
“Don’t let go of my hand through this, please.”
“If you walk away everything will fall apart.”
“All I want is your lips against mine right now.”
“It wasn’t just a one off for me; it was me hoping you’d see the connection.”
“We’ve been through everything else together. This is no different.”
“You’re my other half.”
“There’s no one else I’d rather have with me than you.”
“You need to help me, I can’t do this alone.”
“I’ve never felt alone since you came into my life.”
“What am I supposed to do if you walk away?”
“This distance is killing me.”
“Don’t let this distance tear us apart.”
“I need you as much as you need me.”
“Letting go was never an option.”
“All the time did was make me realize that you’re supposed to be with me.”
“I’ve made so many mistakes, but you’re not one of them.”
“I need you to help me reach the top shelf.”
“Two people aren’t this made for each other so easily.”
“You’re worth any fight.”
“I’m crying on the floor and nothing’s right, but I know you can make this better.”
“I’m way too drunk to be driving, so I was gonna walk home– stay on the phone with me, okay?”
“There’s this couple’s contest, and I know we’re not dating, but the grand prize is this big ass load of food– help me.”
“It doesn’t matter if you need me; you broke everything.”
“Everything’s really shitty right now. So how about you get in this car with me and we drive to wherever for however long?”
“I’ll go if you go.”
“I’ll only do this if you help me.”
“I can’t depend on anyone else, just you.”
“Thank you for always being here for me.”
“You could call be at any time and I’d drop anything if you needed me.”
“All you have to do is show me that you feel the same.”
“I know that I need you, but sometimes the feeling doesn’t seem reciprocated.”
“I’m pathetic, because I go to you for everything, but you’d pick someone over me any day.”
“Can you give me a ride?”
“I didn’t tell anyone else I was leaving… You deserved to know though.”
“I’ll still be here when you get back.”
“Isn’t in terrifying that we both couldn’t go without the other?”
“This ring proves that I’m always here for you.”
“Come here, let me give you a hug.”
“My date stood me up, can you come with me to egg his/her car?”
“My date stood me up, can you come pick me up?”
“The lights don’t shine as bright when you’re not here.”
“I can’t deal with us drifting apart anymore.”
“I feel like I’m gripping with all my might and you’re not even lifting a finger.”
“My friend locked me outside naked. Help.”
“My friend needs to see I’m dating someone so they’ll stop including me in blind dates–yes, I know we’re not dating, but still.”
“I don’t call you my partner in crime for no reason.”
“Can you come over so I don’t feel so alone anymore?”
“You ran to get here this quickly?!”
“I need you.”
Send a name and a sentence xx
did your parents ever apologize for littering the earth with your presence? or were we all just supposed to let that slide?
three word starters.
❛ please don’t go. ❜ ❛ don’t turn around. ❜ ❛ eat my dust. ❜ ❛ suck my ass. ❜ ❛ what’s for dinner? ❜ ❛ drunk i’m not. ❜ ❛ where’s your coat? ❜ ❛ bring some beers. ❜ ❛ are you home? ❜ ❛ say my name. ❜ ❛ i can’t go.❜ ❛ i’d like none. ❜ ❛ well fuck me. ❜ ❛ are you sick? ❜ ❛ i’m freezing cold. ❜ ❛ you’re all wet. ❜ ❛ are you drunk? ❜ ❛ don’t look back. ❜ ❛ it says ‘positive’.❜ ❛ run far away.❜ ❛ you are screwed. ❜ ❛ damn it’s hot. ❜ ❛ get here easily? ❜ ❛ don’t touch me. ❜ ❛ it’s cold out. ❜ ❛ just leave me. ❜ ❛ i like you. ❜ ❛ talk to me. ❜
Do me a favor. Reblog this if you welcome the use of ask memes as icebreakers between characters that have never, or rarely, interacted before.
Soft Intimacy Meme
Send one to…
😴 - Curl up next to my sleeping muse
🤐 - Come to my muse with a secret
🧥 - Wrap a coat around my muse
💉 - Help my muse take a shot
✂️ - Cut my muse’s hair
🎈 - Bring my muse something to cheer them up
🤗 - Sneak up behind my muse and hug them
🎸 - Teach my muse how to play the guitar
🍙 - Bring my muse something to eat
🥤 - Bring my muse a drink
🍻 - Bring my muse an alcoholic drink
🌺 - Put a flower in my muse’s hair
🛁 - Take a bath with my muse
🚿 - Take a shower with my muse
🎮 - Show my muse video game cheats
⚽️ - Teach my muse a sport
🌱 - Plant seedlings with my muse
🤛🏼 - Show my muse how to throw a proper punch
📕 - Read to my muse
🧢 - Put a hat on my muse
Send ‘a moment of weakness’
and the generated outcome will be used for a small drabble scenario or starter. { tw violence }
Your muse is emotionally compromised and breaking down.
My muse is emotionally compromised and breaking down.
Your muse is smashed drunk and incoherent.
My muse is completely drunk and incoherent.
Your muse is tied up (how and why is up to the mun)
My muse is all tied up (how and why is up to the mun)
Your muse is surrounded by thugs up to no good and mine happens to pass by.
My muse is surrounded by thugs up to no good and yours happens upon this.
Your muse is having a vivid nightmare and is shouting out brokenly.
My muse is having a vivid nightmare and is crying out in their sleep.
Your muse is being kept hostage and mine has just rescued them.
My muse is kidnapped and yours has just rescued them.
Your muse has been beaten badly and is in bad shape, mine happens to find them.
My muse is been beaten badly and is in bad shape, yours finds mine in this state.
Your muse falls very ill and continues activities even if they seem on the verge of passing out.
My muse is sick and continues daily routine even though they seem on the verge of passing out.
Your muse is in a frightened or nervous state (why is up to the mun)
My muse is in a frightened or nervous state (why is up to the mun)
Your muse is temporarily blind.
My muse is temporarily blind.
Your muse has suddenly sprained an ankle and can’t walk.
My muse has suddenly sprained an ankle and can’t walk.
Your muse has blackmail over mine.
My muse has blackmail over yours.
Mun chooses.
☞☞ quotes i found on pinterest sentence starters pt. one ☜☜
“ i’ve polished this anger and now it’s a knife. ”
“ i’m fine, i’ve had worse. ”
“ death too must be earned. ”
“ how do you destroy a monster without becoming one ? ”
“ am i a bad person ? ”
“ family isn’t who you’re born with, it’s who you’d die for. ”
“ are you flirting or starting a fight ? ”
“ i’ll survive, somehow i always do. ”
“ um.. that’s my emotional support knife collection. ”
“ tell me; would you kill to save a life ? ”
“ i am someone who did not die when they should of. ”
“ i’ve never been good at emotional stuff. except anger. i’m good at anger. ”
“ you can’t protect everyone ! ”
“ i have to try. ”
“ turn the pain into power. ”
“ what doesn’t kill me better run. ”
“ are monster born or created ? ”
“ chin up kid, they’d kill to see you fall. ”
“ if he puts his hands on you, cut them off. ”
“ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ”
“ don’t play games with me. don’t ever think you’re capable of that. ”
“ the question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. ”
“ something had made your eyes go cold. ”
“ you haven’t even seen my bad side yet. ”
“ everybody knows that i’m a mess. ”
“ i’m sorry i let you down. ”
“ well, if it isn’t the feeling i was trying to avoid. ”
“ you are not your father. ”
“ even on your bad days, be kind. ”
“ you don’t want me and i need to accept that. ”
“ stay gentle. everyone is at war. ”
“ the risk i took was calculated. but clearly i am bad at maths. ”
“ i wonder which will get you killed faster, your loyalty or your stubbornness ? ”
“ always be a little kinder than necessary. ”
“ kind words cost nothing. ”
“ i am being perfectly fucking civil. ”
“ we’ll never be those kids again. ”
“ i’m the original family disappointment. ”
“ if karma doesn’t hit you, i fucking will. ”
“ if you can’t be happy, at least you can be drunk. ”
“ you can talk to me, or not talk to me, but i’m here. ”
“ guess you’ll just have to fight me. ”
“ i never asked to be like this. ”
“ wow. you’re a dick. ”
Time Travel Meme
Send ⌛️ for your muse to travel into the past and have mine be the first person they see.
Or, send ⏱ for my muse to travel into the past and have yours be the first person they see.