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[escuerzoresucitado]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[liquidstar]

Thank god finally

[liquidstar]

Why is every single one of you tagging this saying "oh just like horseshoe crabs" why the hell do you all know how horseshoe crabs mate off the top of your heads?

[liquidstar]

What the fuck do you mean "because of the lesbian horseshoe crabs"

[kata4a]

she babel on my tower till I ἐπιούσιον

[yesterdaysprint]

Judge magazine, July 1926

[jorjin-deactivated20251207]

[melonyswife]

computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

[campyvillain]

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

[frootrollup1-deactivated2022080]

[tibets]

[rcktpwr]

[coffeeandspentbrass]

Quality ad here

[linguist-breakaribecca]

I just found a trove of D&D valentines, but the day is almost over so now these are Lupercalia cards for you all!

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This is better than any modern political cartoon

[determinate-negation]

ICE building set on fire last night in portland 4/10/21

[marxistprincess]

[nichijou-translated]

[maplebunie]

[numahachi]

[babyanimalgifs]

I don’t understand but I agree.

[j-liz]

[doubleca5t]

I mean on the one hand, yes, shipping spongebob characters is certifiably absurd and people who do it do not deserve rights but on the OTHER hand if you took Spongebob and Squidward's personalities and dropped them into, say, a pair of anime girls from a gacha game or two white guys from a teen drama everyone would be like "oh of COURSE this is a big ship"

[doubleca5t]

glad to see everyone reading this post is just as upset as I was when I thought of it

[firefox-official]

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

[risenempire-deactivated20210506]

They are both the same color

[firefox-official]

?

[patheticperipatetic]

They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

[firefox-official]

?

[firefox-official]

[jokesarefunny]

Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

[firefox-official]

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[prime-tiktoks]

[annabellioncourt]

I don’t know what audio I was imagining but it was not that.