Olivia Jasinski @olivia-cant-even - Tumblr Blog

who else misses these as much as I do

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother

so... hes not?

Astrology Tumblr: Your sign says you're a french fry

Me: ME AS FCUK

i feel like if i wear a skirt to school everyone will think there's something wrong with me

its like everything i say offends someone.

I swear skinny people get insulted more than fat people.

The evolution of the iPhone! Which one will you get!? #iPhone6 16GB - $199 64GB - $299 128GB - $399

#iPhone6Plus 16GB - $299 64GB - $399 128GB - $499

Releasing Sept 19th, pre-orders the 12th. #Apple #ApplePay #AppleWatch

Netflix, Pizza, Sleep, School, repeat for 80+ years, die.

Book Of Olivia Jasinski

"Why can't I be flawless?" Because you're a basic bitch and Beyoncé is queen.™

That moment you realize you are Edmund

he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets

we’re still Edmund

most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap

me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks

Georgia has two moods. 1. Burning hot. 2. Downpours.

Joan Rivers is dead.

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

Isis got me like...

That awkward moment when you think you're drowning in a pool but you're actually drowning in thirst. 😅💦👅💦

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

Olivia Jasinski