— liquorice & liquor

serena kennedy / 25 / personal stylist oh darling will you please give my reflection a break cause the pain is real and i've gotta do things my own way

[backtosmallthings]

[sloppiebitch]

“How badly do tattoos hurt? Like, obviously they hurt, but is it worth getting one? I’m feeling impulse but also afraid of needles, so I’m torn. What do’you think?”

[oliviachow]

“Well you can always just start with some henna, and work your way up. Tattoos aren’t really my thing anyways, so I wouldn’t know.”

[c1outy]

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[s-gellar]

[princesconsuela]

which joey are you today?

[cendaya]

[tsrgifs]

[stylishblogger]

[thesuncameouttoplay]

[florallpeach]

[oliviachow]

An indifferent little hum left Poe’s throat, as if seriously considering the prospect once again. Not that he had at all in the first place. Even if he were into women old enough to be his mother, he couldn’t manage to put one foot in front of the other when it came to girls. Anyone who knew both him and Zoe could testify to that. “Well, I might’ve, but there’s a Naked and Afraid marathon on tonight, so I’ve got plans anyway.” A little laugh escaped him at her incredulous tone. The mental image of Zoe consoling a middle-aged woman was a funny one. She was one of his favorite people in the world, and he made that pretty obvious, but he could admit that patience wasn’t a strong suit of hers. “You could give her a tissue, at least.” The brunette brought his shoulders up in a shrug. “Better make you a decent drink, then. I’ve had mental plans with you pretty much all day, so it’d be rude of you to cancel them on me.”

“I think the only way you could really embody a show that intense is to actually get naked and afraid yourself. I mean, it’s only fair. Think about those poor actual contestants,” Zoe shrugged, a smirk soon tugging at the corners of her lips. It was more of a suggestion rather than a tease. Besides, if he actually did it sometime, ‘accidentaly’ stumbling into his viewing party would’ve made a hell of a story someday. “Old people have tissues on them all the time. She’ll be just fine without me,” she stated with an eye roll, her tone laced with playful jealousy. Obviously the woman was no threat, but she couldn’t help her defensive side kicking in. “Mental plans? I know I’m important and everything but damn, that just took it to a whole other level. Now how the hell can I cancel an imaginary plan if I don’t know what that ‘said plan’ has in store for me?” she mused with a quirk of her brow. “--- if your plan has something to do with diving out of a plane or underwater golf---then I’m going to have to hit you with a solid no,” Zoe teased, bringing her shoulders to a shrug once again. “...but I’m also game for anything else.”

[oliviachow]

“Sorry, is that you implying that you don’t have a superiority complex?” He grinned teasingly. “Better. One mimosa coming up - you’re usually earlier. What possibly came up that’s more important than seeing me?”

“Clueless,” she muttered to herself, arms crossed over her chest. “—just about anything else in the world,” Zoe mused, when really the real reason she had been distancing herself from the bar was out of pure strategy. A drunk Zoe would’ve informed the bartender about his little hiccup in knocking up her best friend in a second, but she had to take extra precautions to keep her mouth shut. “So anything new with you?”

[oliviachow]

all of them for poe too pls tysm

@poe-c

Send “✆” for a morning text.

[ txt ] u know for someone who’s a goddamn BARISTA u aren’t good at providing me w some coffee and company at 8 in the morning 

Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent.

[ txt ] okay if we’re getting really deep into things don’t quote me on this but i might be falling for you…and no this isn’t one of those late night deliriums 

Send “☎” for a rushed text.

[ txt ] can’t talk forgot it’s my mom’s bday fml wanna call me in 10 mins to bail me out tho??

Send “⁇” for a drunk text.

[ txt ] POE[ txt ] poe rhymes with zoe[ txt ] this is GODDAMN DESTINY!!! we’re destiny !!! try to convince me otherwise!!

Send “✿” for a suggestive text.

[ txt ] i was thinking maybe me, you, a bottle of wine, and a cheesy movie ??

Send “ø” for a late night text.

[ txt ] one of the best things about living in the same timezone as you now is having someone to talk to endlessly w/o dying of boredom

Send “✘” for a hateful text.

[ txt ] make me console a hormonal emily one more time and i will go to the nearest starbucks for my latte and not turn back

Send “#” for a random text.

[ txt ]  did you know that we actually live like, 80 MILLISECONDS in the past? because that’s how long it takes our brains to process information. so, basically, our bodies are in the present while our brains are in the past. so sometimes you just gotta think — is time even real ? or do you think it’s just a construct that helps the human race understand the complexity of the universe? pretty rad and fascinating shit if you ask me. 

[ txt ] this is the first and last nerdy text you’ll get from me in life bye!!

Send “@” for a scared text.

[ txt ] i keep hearing creepy ass noises in the living room and it would make me feel a whole lot better if u were here :/

Send “&” for a loving text.

[ txt ] tbh i’m so grateful i got my ass on that phone in the first place bc without you idek where i’d be.

Send “%” for a curious text.

[ txt ] cougar’s not hitting on u again right?[ txt ] i know you wanted me to console her but rlly i just wanted to beat her ass[ txt ] and anyone else who’s just annoying as shit in general?

Send “ツ” for an excited text.

[ txt ] COME OVER AND LET ME DO UR HAIR PLS I PROMISE I WON’T DYE IT PINK AGAIN 

Send “$” for an accidental text.

[ txt ] NO NO I DON’T LIKE HIM TF?? BUT YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT /HE/ TOLD ME LAST NIGHT LMADOJDAO[ txt ] shit[ txt ] that was for em!!

Send “♀” for a heartbreaking text.

[ txt ] sometimes i feel like you don’t know how goddamn special you are.

[kjfitzapa]

[oliviachow]

Poe mirrored his friend, arms folded on the counter comfortably as he leaned from his side of it. His assumption that Zoe was exaggerating proved wrong - the woman he’d served just before her wasn’t hiding her gaze at all. So he directed his back to the girl before him pretty quickly. “Flattering, but I like girls a bit more… you know, not twice my age. But you can have a whack at her. She’ll probably need a shoulder to cry on.” He turned away from her per her following request to figure out what to throw together for her surprise order. “So are you free the rest of the day or do I just have to endure you for a little bit?” Zoe’s visits ranged anywhere from five minutes to nearly an hour when she’d drop in on him at work, and since he got off in about twenty minutes, he could only hope he’d get her company past then.

“Cougars are all the rage these days, I’m disappointed in you for actually declining that offer,” Zoe said with a shake of her head, another smirk tugging at the corners of her lips. “---you honestly think I’d have the patience to console  an old woman?” Pursing her lips together, she couldn’t help but shake her head at the thought. It was no surprise that Zoe wanted to pipe up and yell at the other woman about his lack of interest, but she wasn’t going to cost him a huge tip that he was bound to receive. If anything, she would’ve been the one to push her on the brink of tears even harder, but he didn’t need to know that. “Endure me? I was starting to think that you actually enjoyed my presence. Depends, if you make me a crappy order I’ll bolt in about two minutes, but if that’s your way of asking me to spend more time with you, then I accept.” 

[oliviachow]

“so, barista boy---you notice that ‘smokin hot cougar totally giving you a once over?” she quizzed, motioning over to the older woman across the room who was almost practically gawking at the barista. “ ‘cause honestly? i think you totally have a shot of getting in on some of that action and you should definitely go do something about it,” zoe’s lips curled up into a perfect smirk, folding her hands on top of the counter. of course zoe was teasing, it was only second nature to her when she was around poe, but she couldn’t help it. “---and onto less important matters, surprise me with my order.”

@poe-c

[oliviachow]

“Then we are definitely going to just have to make sure I’m only having one at my next scan.” Rolling her eyes a little she chuckled as she placed another fry in her mouth. “It isn’t like I have much choice in the matter…my parents are done with me, Jasper is Jasper…I might find myself a new set of folks here in town.” A small snort escaped her as she laughed and shook her blonde pony tail. Pursing her lips a little Emily gave a sigh. “Fine. Oh what about Clueless too. Yes I can do them.”  She glanced at her, giving her side eyes with a small frown. “He’s just going to throw money at things and think they’re all going to be okay and he’s just…I was gunna tell him okay, after my 12 week scan when I knew that we were all good and baby was fine and I knocked and a half naked girl answered. I just don’t have the time or emotional capacity tot deal with him Zoe.”

“Maybe two wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. Octuplets are a thing ‘ya know. Plus maybe you can get a reality show like ‘Kate Plus Eight’,” she suggested with a shrug. “Well you have me, alright? No matter what. I mean I’ll sorta be known exclusively as the ‘cool aunt’ around here so there’s no doubt that kid is gonna get all the love it deserves.” Zoe assured Emily with a smile. There was no way she was going to let her best friend raise a child all by herself; and the raven-haired girl hoped the blonde knew that. “Considering the fact that Cher is my absolute idol, I approve,” she shrugged as she kicked her heels up on the table. “I know Jasper, Em. Okay---worst case scenario he decides to write you a check---which won’t happen ‘cause I’ll kick his ass until he decides to clean up his act, would that be the worst thing in the world? If he can knock up a girl and get away with not paying some child support, then I’ll personally lose my shit. Simple, yank the naked chick by the ear and demand to see him. What good are pregnancy hormones if you aren’t gonna use them? Do you know how hard it is walking into your favorite bar everyday without telling the bartender that they got your best friend pregnant?”