onward!!

Hi! I'm Ava. I'm on a mission to be the best, conquer gyms, and find all of the pokemon! It's me and my Magnemite friend against the world!

[jubilifehayley]

Am I the only person headed back to Pewter?

[olivineava-blog]

jubilifehayley:

That’s true, I guess he can’t have all of them or else he wouldn’t be sending us out into the world with Pokedex’s to do his research for him. I like all of the ones I have, but since I caught Kiara and Corona and Coral and Iago all so close together, I don’t think I quite know their personalities yet, the way I know Kovu’s. Although he’s a bad influence on them, he’s teaching them to steal my clothes the same way he did when I first met him. I was thinking boobs, honestly?

Wonder if he did research for some other professor a long time ago. He isn’I the only professor, I know, so maybe he could give us pointers. Your four might be a dynamic... quartet! Yeah, that could be it. Never mind. Oh, Kovu. Dynamic Quintent. Dunno, boobs aren’t all that sensitive unless you get the nipple or somebody in the mood.... Not that I have much, but that’s just experience. It’s all fat, and fat doesn’t feel as much pain, right?

[celadonrobin-deactivated2015121]

… Have you seen a Machoke? That thing looks like it hits the gym thrice a day everyday, while running a cocktail of performance enhancing drugs with every meal.

[olivineava-blog]

Machoke and I haven’t been acquainted, no... But it’s a pokemon, not a person on scary substances. I think it has some limits.

[jubilifehayley]

Am I the only person headed back to Pewter?

[olivineava-blog]

jubilifehayley:

The Professor must have thousands of Pokemon in there, right? I have no idea how that whole system works, until I got here I only had Kovu. Well, the most painful area to knee a girl would probably be too high for me to reach, unless I somehow bent her over first.

He might have a lot of Caterpie or Tauros or something because those are available, but not a lot of Aerodactyl! But if you didn’t want to take care of a pokemon, that’s all. I know how it is, though, with just one pokemon for a partner. It’s starting to get crowded. Hmmm. Wait, where’s the painful place you’re talking about?

[chrysalisrpg]

I woke up in a sleeping bag.

[olivineava-blog]

....Literal is not always the answer.

[lavaridgelilypark]

I think its time for a change

[lavaridgelilypark]

I discovered that. Plus its boring. Perhaps but I’m sure something will work out somehow. How is your partner?

[olivineava-blog]

Partner-like? I don’t know. I don’t like to talk for people. I say the wrong thing. Plus partner pokemon are also pokemon.

[olivineava-blog]

saffron-eve:

I woke up in a sleeping bag.

Are you aware of figures of speech?

[jubilifehayley]

Am I the only person headed back to Pewter?

[jubilifehayley]

Yeah, they told me it would turn into an Aerodactyl or something that I really couldn’t imagine fitting in with the rest of my team, and it just seemed dumb to take it and put it into storage, you know? I’m mostly just here so I can travel, I don’t really want to catch ‘em all. I’ve thought about that, but hopefully it’s a guy and I can just knee him where it hurts. 

[olivineava-blog]

Hmm, yeah, I guess it’s sort of a rude awakening for an unwanted rock dragon. I’m sure the professor would have fun with it, though.  Uh, you can knee anybody and it would hurt, even if it might hurt testicles lots.

[celadonrobin-deactivated2015121]

One really buff Machoke, you mean.

[olivineava-blog]

I think you overestimate Machoke.

[nimbasasid]

That hike through Mt. Moon didn’t feel like a breeze to me but maybe you’re in better shape than I am… I’d imagine, I’ve never come across one. I didn’t get out of Nimbasa much when I was younger. Is this a riddle? Because if this is a riddle I have to know so I can think carefully about my answer and not just blurt out the first thing that comes to mind. Five? It was just one the first day but then it came back with friends.

[olivineava-blog]

No, I got lost in Mt. Moon. I relied on a Sandshrew for directions. But I barely spent any time in Pewter. Well, I never went to a daycare either, but it sounds like cheating unless you need breeding help. It’s not a real riddle because I don’t know the answer either. Uhhh, are you sure it was the same Krabby?

[chrysalisrpg]

Maybe I should just keep them in Pokeballs and hide them in my vagina.

[olivineava-blog]

...Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

[jubilifehayley]

Am I the only person headed back to Pewter?

[olivineava-blog]

jubilifehayley:

I had kind of a weird relationship with the museum while I was there. I made a nice Diglett friend that I forgot to catch, I got chased my a crazy ass bug, and then I found a fossil and outraged like half of Professor Oak’s chosen ones by leaving it there instead of getting it resurrected or whatever. It’s so hard to decide, right? I was already headed towards Mount Moon when this challenge with the nugget bridge popped up, so now I’m stuck here until that’s over!

Wait, you left a fossil? Okay, you and that Diglett have some unfinished business, and you should go stalk that fossil again. I’m a little nervous about the nugget bridge... thing. What if whoever these creeps are just resort to fists? 

[celadonrobin-deactivated2015121]

Well, I mean, I am traveling so ..

[olivineava-blog]

Well that’s gonna be one tired Machoke.

[lavaridgelilypark]

I think its time for a change

[lavaridgelilypark]

No. I thought I’d try without one but… I kinda realized I need one now. I was expecting to just… meet up with someone on the road honestly.

[olivineava-blog]

It’s dangerous to go alone, even with pokemon for company! Most everyone is kind of paired up, so your adventure might be unfortunate.

[cinnabarkelsey-blog]

I assumed it would be obvious that I meant you knew how to get a hold of me. And no, not really. 

[olivineava-blog]

I had to check. You don’t need to be so sour, you know. Life’s a bit better when you have a good mindset.

[olivineava-blog]

saffron-eve:

I don’t think that’s a good thing to do. They might become too rebellious and disobedient if I put them on a leash. Isn’t that how it works? The more you deprive it with freedom, the more they crave to be free.

Oh, I didn’t mean you put them on a leash. They would put you on a leash. Your hands would get full if you leashed them, see?

[talesofnessa-blog]

“The days are blurring together so much. I can’t believe I forgot my birthday! Who does that?!”

[olivineava-blog]

“What?! Apparently you do, but I have a way to fix that! Okay, so my birthday’s in five days, but we can share a birthday party then if you’re okay with it.”

[jubilifehayley]

Am I the only person headed back to Pewter?

Because it’ll be just my luck if the second I get stir-crazy and backtrack, they end up opening the routes forward. Maybe it’ll be worth it if I end up getting a gym badge and some money for food and new colored pencils but it would be even nicer to know I’m not the only one missing out on whatever exciting things lie ahead of Cerulean. 

[olivineava-blog]

I was actually thinking of going back there! Did you miss out on the museum and everything too? But there’s so much going on otherwise, and agh. Most of the things ahead should stay there. New things can pop up anywhere! Even where you’ve already been.