Welcome, L'Ollipops!

Olli | ♋ | 26 | ♂|Pro-Shaladin I enjoy Homestuck, VLD, and other fandoms, art, music, and acting. I am an aspiring voice actor. I have a problem with tagging posts but if someone really wants or needs me to, they can message me.

[everythingfox]

“The very best moment of my wild Arctic Fox experience from yesterday. Please enjoy with sound“

🎥: Stefan Forster

[quantumlevitation]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck irl alolan vulpix

[ijessbest]

Some older boys for a commission !

[mother-duster]

“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles

[conquerorwurm]

Max tells me some soft and gentle things.

[catscenter]

[awwww-cute]

Sneaky owl (Source: http://ift.tt/2DYIkRo)

[kyletwebster]

Real, pressure-responsive halftone painting is now possible in Photoshop, with my new Halftone brushes. 

[konekopon]

❤️❤️

[writing-prompt-s]

The world’s tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it.

[mildswearingat4am]

Suggestion: The dragon’s definition of “steal” is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands–but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times.

They become a familiar sight in the marketplace.

“Here’s your change, ma'am. One gold piece.” The merchant holds out a palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a single gold coin.

“That’s a dragon,” you say dumbly. “One piece… and a dragon.”

“Yes.”

You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl.

“Ma'am–no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too.”

“Sorry?”

The seller notes your dubious expression. “Not from around here, are ya?” They shrug. “Them’s the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon.”

They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand.

The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws.

“Have a nice day, ma'am,” the merchant says. “Spend him soon, now, you hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel.”

From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill.

[bdubs8807]

Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching his coin like a teddy bear.

[euphorichords]

This is so pure I am in love

[raangmanch]

Where is the fanart? I need a fanart.

[mightytinydragon]

I am super excited to announce that mighty tiny dragon is getting his own comic! Follow Tiny on Instagram or here on Tumblr @mightytinydragon!

[princedragonoverlord]

I took a picture of my cat. He is a beautiful angel.

[markv5]

Закладка…

[fictional-shit]

[buzzfeed]

21 People Who Forgot A Word And Just Made Some Shit Up

[mrkevinmchale]

im crying

[notalwaysluminous]

a friend of mine forgot the word “lamp” once and said “light faucet”

[teddylacroix]

I’m shaking from laughter. Yes, this is the right way to start a Friday morning.

[ravingliberal-deactivated201802]

Listen guys, I have a BA in English and an MA in Professional Writing and I have:

Forgotten the word “gums” and called them “teeth cuticles” Forgotten the term “liquor store” and called it a “rum-o-rama” Forgotten the word “mohawk” and called it a “head mustache”

The list goes on and on. Wording is HARD. 

[osointricate]

You know that putty you put in holes before you paint a wall? I forgot the word “putty,” called it “hole-be-gone” instead, and now my whole family refers to it as hole-be-gone.

[mechhound]

it’s hard to make the brain do the english, ok!?

[tosety]

I wish I had this skill. When I lose a word, my brain derails. I use the term ‘derail’ because it is the mental equivalent of a train derailment (just easier to clean up)

[serinmatheson1]

At the staff meeting, my boss referred to the clipboard as “that snappy board”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

My 4-year-old nephew didn’t know the word “knuckle” so he told us his finger knee hurt.

[brinnanza]

I forgot the word “speech” once so I said “you wrote me an essay with your mouth”

[dandelionofthanatos]

Dad once temporarily had the term “auto body filler” leave his brain; the Canadian Tire worker had her whole day made when he cheerfully said, “I’m here to procure some…car-spackle!”

[meginblack]

I once forgot the work barrel so I described it as a round wooden box and then something “pirates put rum in it” before my mate figured out what I meant.

[quaking--aspens]

Oh god. Here we go.

Once upon a time, I had a lot of trouble communicating with friends. It could be argued that I still do.

In my first year of high school, I was talking to this one girl who I’ll call Lullaby. We had literally every class together, so we started hanging out all the time.

During lunch, we had a conversation about our experiences dating girls vs. dating guys in a sexual manner. We get back and we go to the rest of our classes, and she starts out the door.

What I WANT to say is “Come back”

Of course my brain decides that there are synonyms to words that sound like that, since it won’t actually word.

I blurt out, in front of half of my class.

“Ejaculate back!”

[naamahdarling]

I do this a lot.

Here are some good ones:

I stepped on something gross and it got between my toes, and in my distress I referred to my toes as “feet teeth.”

I was very proud to have finished the “plate laundry.”

I told my ex to go look in the garage, only I said “car pantry.”

But my VERY FAVORITE is when I couldn’t remember the word for brown, so I called it “boring purple.”

[kyraneko]

>  I once forgot the work barrel so I described it as a round wooden box and then something “pirates put rum in it” before my mate figured out what I meant.

“Something pirates put rum in” is usually “pirates” in my experience.

[ignescent]

Look, I still maintain “food closet” is a perfectly acceptable term if you can’t remember “pantry”.

[copperbadge]

Conversely I once forgot the term “linen closet” and told my mum to get a sheet from the Blanket Pantry.

[stereden]

English not being my first language, i couldn’t remember the word for “hail”. 

So I told my friend that there was “Angry Snow” outside and to this day I maintain that it is a much better term.

[memesandlaughs]

[jumpingjacktrash]

hey meme reposter blog. tell me where you got this screenshot. i need to know who to blame for me never being able to unknow this.

[marmaladeteaa]

My little bunbun

[triplesixyz-deactivated20200529]

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

[thelatestkate]

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