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First time visiting the Oakland location. Very beautiful and cool vibe. #woods #woodsbrewing #beer #wine #friends (at Woods Bar & Brewery)

#beer #woods #friends #woodsbrewing #wine

The family grows! #kavalan #whiskey #Taiwan #Taiwanese

#whiskey #taiwan #kavalan #taiwanese

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time" #audi #r8 #lamborghini #superleggera #porsche #gt3rs #dom #hwy1 #fastandfurious #f&f (at St Vincent De Paul Church)

#lamborghini #f #fastandfurious #dom #hwy1 #porsche #r8 #gt3rs #superleggera #audi

Smoked salmon buckwheat crepe with sunny side up egg and avocado. Great breakfast, brunch or lunch. (at Galette 88)

Mac and Cheese Burger. Trying something new. Homemade pasta with sesame bun.

Lobster rolls from Sam's Chowder House in Half Moon Bay. Perfect on a Rainey day by the Pacific Ocean. Do you like lobster? #lobster #roll #lobsterroll #samschowderhouse #hmb

#samschowderhouse #lobster #roll #hmb #lobsterroll

Rusting away in paradise. #usvi #usvirginislands #splitcove #beach #stcroix #croix #winter (at Split Cove)

#croix #winter #usvirginislands #splitcove #usvi #beach #stcroix

Merry Christmas from #Nashville using the Nashville filter! #Tennessee #opry #gaylord #christmas #xmas (at Gaylord Opryland Resort)

#gaylord #nashville #christmas #opry #tennessee #xmas

Just need to deep fry for Elvis status. #pb&j #elvis #peanutbutterjellytime

#pb #peanutbutterjellytime #elvis

Natural frost window filter #cold #sf #sanfrancisco #frost #twinpeaks #sutro

#sanfrancisco #frost #sutro #twinpeaks #cold #sf

atheistandrabbi-deactivated2014

A Jewish congregation in suburban Toronto honors its Rabbi for 25 years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid. When he walks into his hotel room, he finds a beautiful nude woman lying on the bed. She greets the Rabbi with, “Hi, Rabbi, I’m a little something extra that the President of the shul arranged for you.” The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the President of the shul and shouts, “Greenblatt, what were you thinking? Where is your respect? I am the moral leader of our religious community! I am very angry with you and you have not heard the end of this.” Hearing this, the naked woman gets up and starts to get dressed. The Rabbi turns to her and asks, “Where are you going? I’m not angry with you.”

(via atheistandrabbi)

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