ペニスのジョーク

17;; all you need in life is a good head on your shoulders, and i don't even have that

[olxver]

liveonliv:

“Funny. Step on, dickwad.”

“Why should this wad of dick move?”

[olxver]

liveonliv:

“Why do people think it’s okay to stand in front of me? Is this an indirect at the person currently thinking it’s okay to stand in front of me? Maybe.”

“At me next time.”

[noella-sees-dead-people]

What do you do

[olxver]

noella-sees-dead-people:

It’s…okay…you did was best for you. There’s nothing wrong with that…not really…

I guess so..

[noella-sees-dead-people]

What do you do

[olxver]

noella-sees-dead-people:

I’m sorry, Noella.

[noella-sees-dead-people]

What do you do

[olxver]

noella-sees-dead-people:

…It…It would be been our one year, you know…just the other day.

[noella-sees-dead-people]

What do you do

[olxver]

noella-sees-dead-people:

*takes his hand* Then why are we doing this? Not being together?

Because I’m stupid and that’s what my idiotic mind is telling me to do.

[noella-sees-dead-people]

What do you do

[olxver]

noella-sees-dead-people:

…I miss you. 

Miss you too.

[noella-sees-dead-people]

What do you do

[noella-sees-dead-people]

Maybe not as well as you used to.

[olxver]

...Right.

[noella-sees-dead-people]

What do you do

[olxver]

noella-sees-dead-people:

This is my normal disposition though.

But I know the real you.

[noella-sees-dead-people]

What do you do

[olxver]

noella-sees-dead-people:

Making me feel better?

I guess you could say that, yeah. It’s not easy, you know. You’re mopey and stuff. A lot, lately, actually.

[noella-sees-dead-people]

What do you do

[olxver]

noella-sees-dead-people:

*blushes a little* Thanks, Oliver.

Just doing what I do best.

[noella-sees-dead-people]

What do you do

[olxver]

noella-sees-dead-people:

Mmm, I’m not as sure about that. I’m rather dry otherwise.

You’re strong. You beat your parents, you passed all their tests and abuse. You’ve got Nug too. You’ve got this whole crazy story how your brother wasn’t your brother and now he’s your brother. You wear these weird things but it works for you because... I don’t know, it just does. There’s far more to you than your spirits.

[noella-sees-dead-people]

What do you do

[olxver]

noella-sees-dead-people:

Nel―Noella, you’re more than your spirits and you know it.

[noella-sees-dead-people]

What do you do

[olxver]

noella-sees-dead-people:

There’s a lot that makes you special, Oliver. It’s not just the blindness. 

And what about when I got drunk all the time? That certainly was special. And when I ran off without a trace, super special. Not to mention nearly killing my second guide dog in a hurricane. He’s still a puppy, and I’ve ruined his career. So special.

[noella-sees-dead-people]

What do you do

[olxver]

noella-sees-dead-people:

But then what’s the point? Why even be alive if you’re going to be just like everyone else?

Are you proposing I should’ve killed myself when I got the sight surgery? Going by that logic, of course.

[olxver]

miss-trinity-kaper:

But how are you supposed to let go of the things that hep you feel better?…

You get over it. In the end, there’s nothing improving, you’re stuck in your own miserable shit fest, it’s fucking pointless.

[olxver]

liveonliv:

“And you just made my kind name for you into me calling you a whale penis.”

“You say that like it’s a bad thing.”