Olympian Dialogues

THIS BLOG WAS CREATED WITH THE GOAL OF WRITING DIALOGUES REQUESTS.

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Sally: Also, just for you know. I'm not gonna make turkey this year.

Percy: WHY? WHY NOT?

Sally: It just doesn't seem worth it make a whole turkey for just four people, okay? It's a lot of work.

Percy: But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving. I promise, I'll finish that turkey.

Annabeth: Okay, you're telling us you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?

Percy: That's right. Because I'm a Jackson. This is what we do. I mean, we may be not great thinkers, or world leaders. We don't read a lot, or run very fast... but DAMN IT WE CAN EAT!

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Leo: Why do we have to train so hard?

Chiron: Because demigods need to be prepared for the dangers that haunt them.

Percy: Yeah. How long do demigods live? Like assuming you don't throw'em under a bus or something?

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Percy: Your name is wrong on this paper.

Annabeth: What? Where?

Percy: Here *points to the paper*.

Percy: It should say Jackson.

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Grover: Percy, what's wrong?

Percy: Girlfriend problems with Annabeth.

Grover: But she's not your girlfriend.

Percy: That's the problem.

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hey i wanna a percabeth dialogue. percy is studying math in his room and annabeth is with him, thank u

your request is online, you can see it by this link *here*. thank u for send your request <3

/polly

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Percy: I can't stay here studying math. I'm not a therapist.

Annabeth: Wait. What?

Percy: Yeah. I'm not a therapist. Tell to math solve their own problems.

Annabeth: Fuck this shit I'm out.

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Monster: YOU CAN’T TALK TO ME THAT WAY. YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Percy: Of course i know.

*Turns to Annabeth*

Percy: Who is this guy?

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Sally: Percy Jackson, why the fridge is empty?

Percy: Well, the fridge broke.

Sally: So?

Percy: So I had to eat everything.

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Percy in HOO: I'm sorry, the old Percy can't come to the phone right now.

Percy in PJO: Why?

Percy in HOO: Oh, 'cause he's dead.

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Percy: I've got a special power, that I'm not afraid to use.

Annabeth: Percy, don't.

Percy: Every waking hour, I discover something new.

Annabeth: Percy, stop.

Percy: So come on this is my adventure, and this is my fantasy.

Annabeth: Someone sotp him, please.

Percy: It's all about living in the ocean, being wild and free...

Leo: It's too late, Annabeth. Cover your ears.

Percy: 'CAUSE I'M NO ORDINARY GIRL, I'M FROM THE DEEP BLUE UNDERWORLD...

Annabeth: Ok. I'm done.

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Percy: Happy Birthday, Wise Girl.

Annabeth: Thank you, babe.

Percy: Let's celebrate going to the movies!

Annabeth: Sure, great idea. Wich movie?

Percy: Spiderman.

Annabeth: Fuck you, Jackson.

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Annabeth: Do you think this project that I'm doing is nice?

Percy: What do you mean? Beautiful?

Annabeth: Well, yes.

Percy: I could say yes, but here, in this room, has something more prettier.

Annabeth: What?

Percy [Getting closer for a kiss]: You.

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Annabeth: I refuse to tell you where I hid the pizza.

Percy: Please, I'm hungry!

Annabeth: Nope.

Percy: So, I'll not kill the spiders of your cabin anymore.

Annabeth:

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy:

Annabeth: Right this way.

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Percy: Okay. So, Annabeth, I brought you here, in this beautiful place, to ask you something.

Annabeth: Yes?

Percy [Kneeling]: Annabeth Chase...

Annabeth: Yes?

Percy: Do you...

Annabeth [almost crying]: Yes?

Percy: Do you have a belly button?

Annabeth:

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy:

Annabeth: Fuck this shit, I'm out.

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Percy: I spy with my little eyes something beautiful...

Annabeth: Yeah.

Percy: With curly red hair.

Annabeth: Awn, Percy. You're so sweet... Wait, red?

Percy: I MEAN BLONDE.

Annabeth: You're dead.

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Annabeth: The floor is lava

Percy: *jumps on Annabeth*

Annabeth: JESUS JACKSON I CAN'T BREATH

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Annabeth: Seaweed Brain... You look so handsome today.

Percy: What?

Annabeth: I love you so so much.

Percy: Where is the spider?