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forfawkssake

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

jonmoxleys

sometimes it just ends up being something like

onlyhereforthedrama

ITS BACK

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lord

uhmgilinsky

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

forfawkssake

Please stop reblogging this post

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nah whenever this appears on my dash i laugh for years

master-sass-blast

SNEERRRRKKKKK

reducios

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 + black/white

nemfrog

Lunch. Beginning American English. 1957. Bunji Tagawa, illus.

mudwerks

a boring-ass lunch

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autistichalfblood

#Meta

ourlittlesecretlust

“My words echoed slightly as if dusting their own shadows for evidence.”

— Christopher DeWeese, from “XLVIII,” Field (no. 82, Spring 2010)§ (via charnell-me)

iskariotrising

PEOPLE ARE SO CONCERNED ABOUT THIS DOGS MASCULINITY

HES A DOG

jimmyfury

no you don’t understand. People freak the fuck out if you don’t enforce human gender roles on dogs. They get fucking belligerent. I work in a pet store and the number of times people have gotten LIVID with me for not just automatically assuming their dog not only required but personally wanted the most stringent enforcement of human gender norms is mindblowing.

People demand dog shampoos that smell “masculine” because “He’s a boy he doesn’t want to smell like flowers” even though he’s a dog and if he had his way he would smell like duck poop. And those shampoos exist! That’s the worst part! There’s enough demand for dog shampoo that smells like Axe body spray that they exist and they sell well.

Or the seemingly nice old lady that shouted “PINK! OBVIOUSLY! SHE’S GIRL SHE HATES OTHER COLORS!” at me when i asked what color harness she wanted for her lapdog. Even though her dog can’t actually see the color pink and does not now and will not ever give a single flying dog fart what color her harness is.

lesbian-lizards

Even our pets have to deal with our gender socialization bullshit.

elioshines

One day I was at the vet with my female cat. She had a red collar at the time. An old lady saw this and assumed my cat was a male. When I told her she was wrong, she told me “why would u put red on a girl? It’s such a masculine color” and I was like??? This collar is cute??? My baby is cute??? So they goes well together??