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I've been on this platform for so long and I haven't even introduced myself to you people!

My name is Zoe, I'm 22 years old and I live in Greece.

I study nursing.

I love listening to music and reading about greek mythology of course!

My favorite greek god is Ares!

On this blog you can find a bunch of jokes about greek mythology characters, many concerning facts that I wanna discuss sometimes and of course my series "Keeping up with the Olympians"!

You can always reach out to me, but I don't take rudeness nicely! Everyone who wants to express their opinions will do it in a polite way!

Also, I would like to clarify that even if I was christened as an Orthodox, I really like to discuss about the possibility of the existence of God, or even many Gods, but that doesn't mean that I believe to something specific. I'm in my research fase!

That's it, have fun im my stupid blog folks! 💜😜✌️

#introduction #introductory post

Aphrodite finding out Ares and Eos hooked up

Aphrodite: Replacement so bad, it’s almost disrespectful!

#greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek gods #ares #aphrodite #ares x aphrodite #eos

Hephaestus: Good luck with your new man!

Aphrodite: He is not new, you just never knew.

#greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek gods #aphrodite #hephaestus #aphrodite x hephaestus

hermesmoly

Hera and Zeus both having a myth variant of them asexually reproducing Ares through either flower yuri or the nile river is kinda funny. Bet they emphasize "He's YOUR son," when they fight about him.

cloak-of-ares

[wwipes away a stingy male tear while lying on the couch at a psychologist's appointment] Yes, that's how it was when parents were fighting

Artemis: If you miss a man, you are not busy enough.

#greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek gods #artemis goddess #artemis greek mythology #artemis #me too artemis me too

Hera: Let the kids believe in Santa, I believed I was mentally stable.

#greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek gods #hera greek mythology #hera #hera greek goddess

Aphrodite: I hope my absence haunts my exes forever.

#greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek gods #aphrodite greek goddess #aphrodite #aphrodite greek mythology

Athena: Disrespectfully, it’s never my loss.

#greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek gods #athena #athena greek goddess #athena greek mythology

Apollo: Their biggest flex is I am their ex.

#greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek gods #apollo greek mythology #apollo #apollo greek god

agapidraws

legendary lovers.

#greek mythology #ancient greece #ancient greek mythology #aphrodite #ares #ares and aphrodite #ares appreciation #this is an ares appreciation blog #aphrodite x ares #ares greek mythology

agapidraws

Happy Valentine’s Day 💕

Enjoy some Ares x Aphrodite kisses ~

#greek mythology #ancient greece #ares #ancient greek mythology #artists on tumblr #aphrodite #artwork #art #not my art

0lympian-c0uncil

#love the triplets #eris #enyo #ares #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes

transgp

show oat

#nfl #bad bunny #super bowl #halftime show #super bowl lx #kyle.graphics #the only thing more powerful than hate is love

Hear me out!

DIONYSUS AS BAD BUNNY!

#greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek gods #dionysos #Dionysus

We live in a world where people are more concerned about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish rather than worrying about the Epstein files! And Trump has the nerve to say it was terrible. Who? Trump!

You are absolutely ridiculous at this point!

Yes! Puerto Rico is in the United States, and America is a continent! Educate yourself!

#super bowl #super bowl halftime #bad bunny

agapidraws

Ares & Harmonia dancing in her wedding 💙

#greek mythology #ancient greece #ares #ancient greek mythology #artists on tumblr #artwork #art #harmonia #not my art

I feel DISGUSTED after taking a look at the Epstein files!

Jesus Christ! Humanity is so done….

#jeffrey epstein #epstein files

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