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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.
Sweet Seals For You, Always
noise dept.
#extradirty
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@olynch15
happy Thursday the 20th
Iād have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
This is so pure
itās so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor itās because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, āsorry for the misunderstanding!ā i canāt wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say āsorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morningā and my coworkers will be like āoh worm.ā
oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane
sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license
sir that is my emotional support female nipple
me on tumblr dot com before the ban
canāt believe female-presenting nipples is a real phrase they coined and thought would be a good idea to publish
for real, it immediately brings to mind a question i thought about often when i was first transitioning from male to female - if i posted shirtless pics every day from the day i started hormones onwards, at what point would people feel it makes sense to start censoring my chest? it just exposes how stupid the double standard for male and female chests is, and using the phraseĀ āfemale-presentingā as if that helps makes things any clearer for the huge number of gender non-conforming people on this site is so laughable
Christ and the Female-Presenting Nipple (circa 16th century)
scream @ āfemale presenting nipplesā
Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice
Someone: why are you leaving tumblr when you donāt even post nsfw content?
Me:
ok before tumblr crash and burns into kiddyland hell i just have one thing left to sayā¦.
*posts any picture*
tumblr:
nipple
me: waking up from top surgery
doctor: here are your male presenting nipples sir
Iām fcking dying @ all these new Tumblr guideline posts
soĀ Iām sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipplesā¦
Thereās a lot to unpack here. +the flexibility to get in that pose +the balance to stay on the skateboard +the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes +the dexterity to hit a target while moving +the coordinationā¦ not hand-eye, but foot-eye ā¦I donāt know what to do with these things now that Iāve unpacked themā¦
