Omaha Man

Adventures of the midwest's worst supervillain.

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Close it up; this is the best Omaha Man story ever

Omaha Man Reports Murder, Starts Masturbating

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Sidekick News: What did you expect to be inside a coffin?

Council Bluffs Man selling coffin gets questions about skeleton

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Maybe it just ran away

Omaha Man's Sidewalk Goes Missing

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Sidekick News: So that's why he smells like that

Council Bluffs Man Keeps Raccoon, Deer at Home.

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Sidekick news: When Iowa gardening goes back

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Council Bluffs Man a finalist in Folgers jingle contest.

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He drinks, he gets drunk, he gets arrested; no problem!

Omaha Man Sent Back to Prison After 8th DUI.

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Council Bluffs man stabbed.

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Council Bluffs Man Sentenced for Possession of Stolen Explosives.

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Sidekick news: Typical. Just typical.

Council Bluffs Man Sentenced on Methamphetamine Charge

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Judge dismisses obstruction charge against Omaha Man.

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His diabolical warnings are sometimes ... obscure

Omaha Man warns of voter ballot volunteers.

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Ah, the old rooftop burglary ploy

Omaha Man arrested on suspicion of burglary after witness spots him on rooftop.

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Omaha Man sent to prison for being felon with gun.

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Omaha Man in History: February 23, 1986

We're only posting this one because we like the headline: Omaha Man Concerned About Fate of Elk Herd

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Omaha Man in History: November 12, 1985

This is what happens when a supervillain juggles dump trucks: Dump Truck Flips; Omaha Man Hurt

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Omaha Man in History: November 27, 1985

Ever since then, he's bought thicker doors: Shots Through Door Wound Omaha Man.