[smouldered]

the overwhelming urge to be inconveniently erotic and fuckable

[ombre-dick]

I’m

So sad that they killed this site all my favorite mutual dare gone … it feels like a ghost town

[somerfals-deactivated20230318]

[ombre-dick]

Best line is

“What the fuck you call this? Hopeless, not romantic”

[otherjaved]

Me 🤝 staying up late to enjoy my own company

[333cutie]

🤗

[alexbelvocal]

When you find out that you've been fucking a distant cousin

When you start asking too many questions and your mom gets suspicious

Mom : Who you been fucking ?

Me:

[alexbelvocal]

This is a true story y'all 😭😭😭😭😭

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

!!!! Details!!!!

[alexbelvocal]

Sigh My aunt and my mother ( who are first cousins by the way) came to visit me in Boston this past weekend. So they were in my room chilling and they saw a picture on the wall and my aunt ask who that was and my mother told her that this was my best friend. So my aunt is trying to know who she is and my mother is telling this she’s the daughter of so and so. And she goes ooohhh we’re related to these people.

[alexbelvocal]

And if you know Any Haitian people you’ll know that they are related to the whole world. So I’m like 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 ok whatever. And my aunt goes noooo we really are related to those people they have the same last name as my mother and I’m like ✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾

PAUSE

[alexbelvocal]

When I was in Haiti last summer I was messing with this guy and he’s my best friends cousin ( their parents are brother and sister and they have the same last name) So I’m like ✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾✋🏾 Are y'all sure And my aunt was like yes and she proceeds to tell me everybody from my best friends family. At this point I’m sweating 😳😳😳😳😳

[alexbelvocal]

So I took a piece of paper out and I’m making a tree because I’ve known my best for 13 years and nobody told me shit . I call my great aunt and she’s like yes those people are family and we have the same last name . 😓😓😓😓😓

[alexbelvocal]

At this point my mother is starting to get suspicious and she’s looking at me like 😒😒😒. So my mother goes please don’t tell me that you’ve been your best friend brother and I’m like mom chill I just want to know .

[alexbelvocal]

So I text old dude Me: Did you know that we are related ? Him: Naaaa that’s not true Me: it’s true I made the tree I called my great aunt it’s true . We are cousins

And this nigga goes

Him: Damn my cousin got some tight ass Pussy 😏😏

Y'all I lost it .

It’s sooooo fucked and I was dying laughing. He really made my day

[alexbelvocal]

After I settled down and I’m telling him that this is important this is incest 😳😳😳😳

Me: please take me seriously Him: ok ok lol fine how are we related? Me: we are related because your grand father xxx is related to xxx Him: oooohh you don’t have to worry about that . My grandmother cheated .

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[alexbelvocal]

Me: what 🙃🙃🙃 Him: Yea xxx is not my mother biological father. She got his last name but but that’s not her father . My grandma was having an affair with someone else . Me: 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[damxrosa-deactivated20160910]

Omgggg

[theimaginarythoughts-deactivate]

[quixon]

PLOT TWIST: DAT NIGGA LIED TO KEEP ON FUCKING THAT COUSIN POOSAY

[everydayfixxx]

😂😂😂

[svckmyblog]

I was thinking that same plot twist 😂😂😂

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

This post going platinum 😭 you can’t get in no tumblr beefs though.. Girls gon be like “…..ain’t you the bitch that fucked your cousin? 🌚”. 😂😭

[niiika]

Woooooow. And you was so excited to go back and get that dick too 😂😂😂😂

[alexbelvocal]

I’m still fucking him tho 🌚🌚🌚

[niiika]

You crazy 💀⚰

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

☝🏾️Check please. I gotta go

[fucted-jpg]

Waddaminute you posted this 💀

[bxhonee]

[alexbelvocal]

Really Bitch you toooo 😒😒😒

[bxhonee]

This is news to me! I had no idea you were screwing our very own cousin!!!! Of all the men on the island! You chose him!

[alexbelvocal]

I really hate you for this . 2016 was a year

[petinimal]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[humansmakemyassitch]

Preach.

[a-titty-ninja]

[theirisianprincess]

DID HE MAKE IT??

[imnotafraidofhospitals]

he makes it

[theirisianprincess]

THANK FUCKING GOD

[dollbreaker]

Shy, quiet, cute girls who are also disgusting little perverts. 😍

[theblackrealist]

FrFr. & I L♥️VE ‘EM… 😝

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

I don’t give a fuck about Netflix!!

I’m here to get nutted in. I’m a grown ass woman.

Put it in.

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

It’s 1:11am and I’m up breastfeeding for the 3rd time

Don’t fuckin listen to me. Just watch the movie

[pisces-prncss]

Lmaooo I love this post

[honeysucklelay-deactivated20190]

LMAO

[curvaceouscutielover]

💪🏾💪🏾

[tasteeofjas-deactivated20250528]

Lmao ok!

[prettypvssyy-deactivated2026060]

[ombre-dick]

Wheeeeew

[gruntsandpoetry]

[greviousmentalharm]

I need this kind of support system in my life 😂😂😂

[veryfunnymemes]

[freshest-memes]

This speaks to me on a different level

[revengeofthelostboys-deactivate]

Ugly nigga conversation starters

“I’m mad at you. >:(“

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

“Hey stranger”

[laugh0n-blog]

“What up, big head??”

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

“Your phone acting up again?”

[wussut-deactivated20140613]

*so your thumbs dont work no more…*

[proteinpills]

“So I cant get a hug?”

[dopecharisma]

“So you don’t know nobody no more huh”?

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

that moment when u log on tumblr and realize you an ugly nigga

[miketalkstrash-deactivated20170]

[ellianahaspoken]

LMAOOOOOOO

[horusyounggod]

Omg😖

[yoxebone]

“oh you don’t fwm no more?” 😂

[horusyounggod]

“I seen you posting on Facebook the other day”

[cherie-creme-deactivated2020012]

“So you can tweet but can’t text me back? iight”

[damarshen]

TriGgerED

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

“why you keep leaving me on read?”

[cu2co3oh2sio2]

“So you talking to some other dude now?”

[sol0-dol0-deactivated20170426]

“Hey”

“Hey”

“Hey”

“Hey”

[eatpussylivehappy]

i dont say any of this other stuff

but i do say hey…..

so that solves it, im an ugly nigga

[jmangulo-deactivated20180922]

“I think , I saw you the other day ”

[hchocolate]

“ daaang, them pics had a ni44a feeling some type of way”

[bear-lyliving]

Damn my heart lmao

[sipnsyphe]

Damn I feel so attacked

[gimme-head]

‘blank message’

[solelymotivated-deactivated2017]

Ni44a lmaooooo

[6lack-persephone]

“How are you” he says after he very obviously just got done lurking on your shit.

[asiaamadia-deactivated20180916]

@philadelphia215 I hope you learn from this.

[blvckflamingo]

Snapchat Starter Pack:

“👀👀👀”

“😩😩😍😍”

“I see you 👀😍🙏🏾”

“this you ? 👀😏”

[blvckflamingo]

I forgot to add “you be looking good/fine asl/cute in ya snaps 😏”

[kzmfotb]

Fuck DIS POST

[nerdyandnatural-deactivated2018]

“Hey Queen”

[dreaded-ronin27]

[diekingdomcome]

I really need to send this to homie

[lyricaldae]

Yo the snapchat comments have me dead!!! But

“So when am i gonna see you?”

[hankhillexpress]

i just wanted to know…. how you was… doing…

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Welp, this is the part where I delete my blog, leave all ID documents at home, run away and isolate myself with my ugliness from civilization since I said more than half of all this

[tastemysweetkisses-deactivated2]

“How u been”

“Looking good”

“U been MIA” (At this time I’m wondering how can I be MIA if we have never spoke to each other?🤔🤔)

[americadivided-deactivated20170]

lmfaoooooo I hate this bc it’s so accurate.

get that shit & be immediately over it.

[lonnilynn]

This is too funny 😂😂😂

[blvckflamingo]

the MIA comment 😂😂😂😂

[de-la-poussey-deactivated201812]