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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?
Fun thing about football right now is that there's a move called the "brotherly shove" that the Eagles do when they're very close to scoring, where the whole team puts their hands on the ass of the guy with the ball and physically propels him over the line into the endzone for the touchdown, and all the other teams' fans hate it because it's got such a ridiculously high rate of success for the Eagles and doesn't really seem to work for any other team. People are straight-up calling for this move to be banned, claiming it's "unstoppable" and gives an "unfair advantage" but it really and truly is a skill issue. The whole league hates this move because it only makes the Eagles win more often and nobody else can figure out how to do it right
Other teams are so afraid of it that they panic and do some wacky looney tunes shit to try and stop it. The refs had to come out on the field and tell the bad guys to stop doing this
because it's blatantly against the rules of football, and that if they tried it a fourth time in a row that they would just straight-up grant a free touchdown to the Eagles
The rest of the NFL: this move doesn't work for us but it always works for the eagles... how do we stop them, we've tried everything... Washington Commanders Linebacker Frankie Luvu: ...not everything... Washington Commanders Linebacker Frankie Luvu:
Markiplier the YouTuber -- Mark E. Fischbach, the tangible, real-life guy -- has dog vibes. But all his Egos, and a good chunk of his characters not played by him, have cat vibes.
Does that make sense? Is that accurate? Am I making any sense?
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a gentleman so flat and boobless you could skip him across the water like a prized stone
Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.
Reblog to save a life?
Reblog to save a life.
Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.
GUYS IT'S MARKIPLIER'S BIRTHDAY and only his! - Story shares and mark tags are appreciated! - Happy birthday mark one of my reasons to live and has brought many people into my life I cherish and love - My favorite dilf 🤩🤩 (See I edit y'all) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfXE4iyv6E3/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Happy Anniversary ADWM!
so what if i overuse “🥺” emoji??? dont little things in life make u go “🥺”???
#i can't read this which is funny #yes i feel [error square] emotion all the time actually (@professorsparklepants)
I did this collab a super long time ago but like it's fineeeee I did Jack! Aka lit manifuck https://www.instagram.com/p/CWhIB_oLPqs/?utm_medium=tumblr
1 year ago today i made this edit I miss them I know we all do I have tagged my best friends The unus to my annus And the annus to my well annus lmao https://www.instagram.com/p/CWQsRqcrH4h/?utm_medium=tumblr
Old karl edit Aw shit here we go again back to learning alight motion again! https://www.instagram.com/p/CVoo2a2rAfz/?utm_medium=tumblr
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have found a Legendary Post
ITS HERE
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Mork hot Edit bad life ok Hotel trivago Sdt: @em_not_taken Dt: tagged Love yall https://www.instagram.com/p/CTtaShnLewJ/?utm_medium=tumblr