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Why do I know for a fact that if Neji saw someone openly desiring his Alpha - who is openly giving Neji disgusting heart eyes -, he would get them alone, make a threatening gesture, lean into their personal space, and whisper something dramatic like "You should not covet things that are not yours" because he will be damned if someone else reaches for the person he molded his entire concept of love around?
The algorithm is working it's way back to my handpicked tastes and I got an idea based on the "Does he know my height trend?" that fused with my horny hindbrain.
Alpha is asked to put on a blindfold to see if they know where their Omega's lips are.
Alpha puts it on. Omega steps in front of them. Alpha reaches out, puts a hand on their throat with perfect precision, and yoinks them in for a kiss with a quickness.
Is this something?
Person: would you want your Alpha to remate after you die?
Of course, I would want them to be happy (only saying this because they WILL outlive their Alpha so it's a fake scenario): Iruka, NEJI, Haku, Kiba
We die together or not at all: SASUKE, SHIKAMARU
Meet-cutes that are cute and Meet-cutes that are chaotic and Meet-cutes that are both am I right?
I need my algorithms to get themselves together because why am I getting whiny stepmom content?
Like I'm single and childfree and would never date a person with kids cuz I don't want kids? Why am I getting stepmoms on my feed talking bad about biomoms and how hard it is to be a stepmom?
Get it together. Give me the content I hand curated for myself thank you.
Jealous in the "everyone wants you but you are mine and I'm both bragging about it and making sure they know you are mine" way:
Naruto, Sai, Kiba, Kankuro, Haku, Hidan, Deidara
Jealous in the "I'm killing everyone here and myself and burning this building to the ground" way:
SASUKE, also Kiba, Neji, Shikamaru, Iruka, Kakashi, Itachi,
im going out for the first time a very long time and it has become very apparent that I have gained weight and I think it's time to embark on a muscle mommy journey
update: I'm going to need more motivation than pudge to get me to the gym
im going out for the first time a very long time and it has become very apparent that I have gained weight and I think it's time to embark on a muscle mommy journey
Guys quick I need Alpha lore for Jedtavius.
Do we make them a human and have magic shit happen or do we make them another mini from a different diorama that got put in the hall of minis?
Please I can't decide.
pick
mini
human
I wanna write about Night at the Museum. I think I want to do some little headcanons.
Do we think Octavius and Jed would share an Alpha as an Omega/Omega pair or would they have their own Alpha?
Asking for some thirsts you say? Well then:
I love yan bottoms. I love yan omegas even more. And even further? Yan omegas are are undoubtedly stronger than you. But that’s for another day.
Maybe they were your roommate. Who fell in love the moment you met. Maybe it’s a bit presumptuous to have an Alpha Roommate, but at the same time, he’ll feel safer not living alone. You never know who might try to follow him home, and he already trusts you so much.
He can never doubt his instincts on that. You both need the place, and he would appreciate some extra protection from any passerby on the streets looking to take advantage of a vulnerable omega during their heat. Despite your concerns you assure him you would would never do that and that he’s perfectly safe. He likes that.
I love ones that would spend months getting closer to you. Whether it is actively pressing under you in public or simply a slightly extended eye contact. Maybe he would ask for or straight steal your laundry for nesting. You’re such a good help! He just needs a scent.
As thanks he’ll start making you treats, and cooking you meals, and taking care of the laundry (that he definitely did nothing to as you were out the house). He’ll try to get closer during your ruts as well, a prime time for instinctual connection. How kind of you to lock yourself up in there! You could something of his as well, it’s only fair. (He’ll spend time on the other side of the door either way, might even take care of himself right there.) He’s have so much trouble and you have such good control, you can help him, right? It’s not like you’re actually mating or marking him. (But you’re practically mated already, you just need some help for the next step)
Sorry I’m brand new to trying to write. And I already ran out of steam on this once (it was gonna be way darker, lol) and accidentally deleted a whole paragraph. (It’s fine. I’m fine. It hurts 🙃)
Also sorry for any mistakes, I cannot physically look at this anymore.
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS DELICIOUS THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD
this isn't smut but I've been having thoughts about neji and his alpha.
like images neji's reaction to his alpha coming out of the halls covered in blood, the scene inside isn't any better. or maybe his alpha was the one that got tortured. the thought of neji going crazy to protect his alpha drives me crazyyyy
I will say this a million times over.
Every character in Naruto is a crash-out. They just crashout in different ways.
Neji isn't losing his shit. He's not destabilized. He's a ninja. He's professional.
If his Alpha is coming out from handling business, he's cleaning up the mess. He's keeping Alpha alive and fed and medicated so they heal quick.
If his Alpha is coming out from being tortured. Neji does not forgive. He's calmly walking through the halls and executing everyone when they sleep. He's Itachi 2.0. No drama. No mess. Just handling business. Good luck pinning any of it on him too because the man has his blackmail locked in the chamber and his tongue is on trigger.
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So I've always liked your interpretation of Watari as having complicated (leaning negative) feelings toward L's Alpha
Because on the one hand it's hard to raise a person without at some point developing affection for them. So he does want L to be happy, of course he does. And he understands that since L is at the end of the day a person (strange but a person nonetheless), romance & courting & mating were all very likely if not inevitable.
But on the other, it's tough, bc Watari was trying to raise & assist the world's greatest detective, not some guy. And it's hard to fit all the things an Alpha represents- courting, mating, love, being linked to any one person, reducing the ambiguity even just this much- into the image Watari had in his head of his work's result.
And on a secret third level, the Alpha is an uncomfortable reminder that L is human. That L could have had a normal life and, because of Watari, never will. That L can die and feel pain and isn't an infallible unstoppable force.
I just bet it makes Watari all sorts of uncomfortable to think about. (Which, good. I love L the way he is, weird life included, but Watari made a lot of choices an adult responsible for a child should not make and I can't pretend I don't think it had an impact.)
And you portray all of this so well but in such casual ways, and it's just in one fic. I reread it over and over all the time bc it's just that good.
It inspired my own writing on the subject. Honestly I didn't have any of the above thoughts until I read your fic and now it colors every rewatch of Death Note.
I know it was like forever ago and also that you're not as active/open to discussion about it these days but I had to say this at some point. Your fic was so good it permanently changed the way I interact with canon & I think about it way more than a normal amount.
Have a good day and pls don't throw rocks at me lol <3
Im so glad someone was picking up on what I was putting down with Watari. I'm so glad to see that other people are seeing what I see when I rewatch Death Note.
The older I get, the more I look back on the things I consumed as a child and I can see things as an adult that change how I view characters, especially adult characters. I was also a child who suffered consequences of adult actions. Both viewpoints collide when I write about adults in fanon works.
Watari fucked up. And not little mistakes that can be passed off as a parenting slip-up that can be corrected. Watari and Roger both fucked up a bunch of kids and we don't even know what others may be out there in the canon universe and I know for a fact they'd be sooo resistant and negative if those kids had someone who broke them free, even just a little bit.
Watari made 'L' a moniker, a title (as seen with Near becoming L). But L is a person who has never been anything but L. But 'L' is a title not a person. I think Watari made it muddy on purpose so it's easier to dehumanize L by making him a moniker, a symbol. So when someone comes in and sees L as a person and attempts to remove the 'L' moniker, it disrupts the entire plot and reveals the lines Watari is trying to keep blurred and suddenly it's "oh yeah this guy is actually a person". Does that make sense?
I'd never throw rocks at you. I'm sorry it took me so long to see this.
I just wrote a little appreciation message for animeomegas and it would be a crime not to send you some virtual love too. Though I don’t know why as a grown woman I get more nervous writing to my favourite fanfic writers than I do approaching someone in a bar. Maybe it’s because you don’t know how someone will read your message? You must be used to it now though having a blog and all, right? Anyway for some reason I think have the giddy tone of someone in primary school going “someone likes you” and then running away. My cringe but genuine thank you for continuing to post.
I'm cleaning out my inbox after many many months of suffering and ignoring the backlog and I just saw this and it made my day.
Thank you. This is so sweet.
I still do have a hard time deciphering tone online sometimes because so much of accurate and understandable communication is done via tone and expressions but you made this very clear.
listen, I see your perv!alpha and I raise you perv!omega
go on 👀
NSFW - What death note or naruto characters do you think are pure vanilla and which absolutely filthy, I’m talking want you to cum inside suck it out and spit it in their faces kind of filth.. the duality
Pure Vanilla
Matsuda - Matsuda wants romantic, baby-making sex every time. He's sensitive. He is shy when he's naked. He's easily embarrassed. He's a pervert but only when it's about his Alpha and never about himself. Mans wants to be treated nicely at all times.
Add a Little Spice
Light - Light is not one to give up control in the bedroom and he likes what he likes. I put him here because he's willing to try new things if his Alpha says he might enjoy it.
Near - Near has no frame of reference for sex outside of his mate so when they start having sex, he's learning and what he learns is that he likes vanilla more often than not. However he is also curious so if something catches his attention and if the tingles are good, he's gonna wanna try.
L - L is similar to Near but only that he's never had sex outside of his Alpha. He likes erring on the side of comfort with it as well. But the man went through puberty and wrote down every time he had a thought that send a jolt through his clit so he could explore it later.
Unhinged Filth
Mello - Mello is a Certified Freak. He will try almost anything once. He needs his dick appointments to match his moods. He made a code word list to help his Alpha give him what he needs because it's the closest thing to his Alpha reading his mind he can get.
Matt - Certified Freak No 2. Mans lives on the internet. Mans is a gamer. Mans got himself an Alpha and the beast was unleashed. Does not care, Will never care, Wears his Monogamous Slut pin with pride.
