🐻 ﹕ ᶠʳᵉᵉ ᵇᵉᵃʳ ʰᵘᵍˢ

Oh, you hate me? Join the club There are weekly meetings at the corner of fuck you St. & kiss my ass Blvd.

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idgaf-wren:

That wink was suspicious. Romeo didn’t like Wren. Surely not enough to be this playful. Not to mention he kept joking around when Wren was sure Romeo would probably dismiss most if not all of what he had to say. “What? Are you suffering from memory lo-” he paused. Maybe it was because Wren was too focused on the Adonis himself but he was just noticing the change in wounds. They were on the wrong side and Romeo’s busted lip had turned into a broken nose. “Woah…you two really are identical.” It had to be the other twin. That was the only reasonable answer to all the weirdness with him today. 

He watched in amusement as the penny finally dropped. This man had met his twin and heard the story, of that much he was sure. Laughing lightly, Phoenix bobbed his head, his arms folding across his chest. “You figured that out a lot quicker than most people. I had someone the other day ask me how I was and what had happened to my “pretty” face. Told them my husband beat my ass because I talked back. Never seen someone pale so quickly in all my life, hustling to end the conversation. Old lady looked horrified.” Snorting a laugh, Phoenix shook his head. “We’re not so identical... I’m the better looking one.”

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idgaf-wren:

“You’re not wrong.” If Wren had longer hair now would be the moment that he would flip his hair back. He took great pride in knowing he was attractive but it was still always nice hearing it from someone else. Especially someone he considered to be sexy as hell. “Yeah, what’s your typical threat?” he wondered. He had Romeo all wrong by the looks of it. He was an angry person. Who would’ve guessed. “You know what you did.” And by that he meant turning him down for sexy time. He sighed being reminded of it. 

Phoenix had to laugh. This man was too much like himself. He was vain to the point that it drove people away and he had a feeling the stranger was also hella invested in his looks. “Let’s hope you never have to find out what my typical threat is,” he responded with a wink. This man was fun to play with and it appeared he was still under the illusion that Phoenix was his twin brother. “Remind me.”

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idgaf-wren:

“Yeah a hooker you clearly weren’t actually expecting.” Wren scoffed. “Sounded a bit like a threat. I would know. I’ve been threatened countless times.” he added. Sadly it was all true. He had a knack for rubbing all the wrong people the wrong way. “I’m annoyed; that doesn’t mean I’m upset. I live in a family of 11 so I’ve dealt with far worse. Takes a whole lot more to upset me but nice try.”

“Dude, you’re good looking, okay? Who the fuck am I turn down someone hot at my door? But I knew you weren’t actually a hooker. You’re too attractive.” That was as much as Phoenix would give by way of compliments. And it was all true too. “You’d know if I threatened you,” he assured the other male and beamed gleefully. “I wasn’t trying to upset you. Boy, what did I ever do to give you such a low opinion of me, huh?”

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idgaf-wren:

“What? You expected me to do that just a minute ago.” Wren pointed out. Not that’d he mind if he was serious. He gladly drop to his knee’s if Romeo meant it but he knew he didn’t. Not with the way he’s always going on about not cheating on his husband. “Wow…I’m real scared.” he commented in a monotone voice. “Not true and I already said don’t worry about it. Stop trying to pry. Damn, just when i thought you couldn’t get more annoying.” 

“You said you were my hooker, what did you expect?” Phoenix countered with a broad grin. “I didn’t say anything to scare you, babe. Just sharing. I hear they say that’s caring, but I really wouldn’t know...” Sinking his teeth into his lower lip, hiding a smile, Phoenix leaned into the door frame and gave the other an obvious once over. “You find me annoying? Aw, what did I do to upset you?” He asked, tone mockingly sing-song in nature.

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idgaf-wren:

“A blowjob yeah. Other than that- no.” Wren was actually amazing with kids, at least his little siblings that is but that might just be because it’s family. He’d never actually taken care of other kids so there was no way of knowing how he’d be with them. Probably wouldn’t have a much patience that’s for sure. “Don’t worry about it.” 

“You expect me to drop to my knees and service you?” Phoenix asked with a scoff. “Last guy that ordered me to do that, left with a broken nose,” he informed the stranger. Although this dude was decidedly much better looking than the creep at the train station. “You’re bound to have people dropping to their knees on the regular for you... and I rarely worry about anything, but tell me what’s interesting.”

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idgaf-wren:

“At first I was hoping for it but it’s really not as much fun without the chase.” he answered with a sigh. “Sure, you’re not. Anyway, I was looking for some good for nothing understudy. I’m pretty sure he said this was his address.” Wren took out his phone to check the text message he’d received earlier and there it was: Room 1D. “Whatever, he needed the practice not me.” Wren muttered, shoving his phone back into his pocked. It was irritating that he went all the way there for nothing. Once that was done, Wren look up at the other after hearing his comment. Something was off…and it wasn’t just the hair. “Interesting~” he mumbled, looking him up and down.

“The chase is a really fun part... but the kill is the real kicker.” Phoenix shrugged, his eyes narrowed yet filled with glee as he looked the other over once more, right from head to foot. He was a handsome man. Pretty, in a way and damn those lips. Smiling to himself, Phoenix glanced at the others phone before it was gone from sight and stuffed back into the strangers pocket. “Seem like you’ve been lied to... that or you were just strangely drawn to this room for some reason. Need a job? You babysit well?” He asked with a chuckle. “And why is this situation interesting to you?” 

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idgaf-wren:

“Mmm~ not a hooker. You’re making it too easy. It’s not as fun when you’re easy.” he muttered and shoved his hands into his pockets. “I was looking for someone else.” Wren looked back at the door number. He was sure his cast member had told him room 1D but here they were and he was no where to be seen. “What’re you doing here anyway? Isn’t your hubby going to be pissy when he finds out you’re putting out for someone else.” 

“You think I’m easy?” A lascivious grin stole over his lips and Phoenix cocked his head, taking in the entirety of the others body with a sweeping glance. “You have no idea, babe. I’m nowhere near easy... but who’re you here to see, if not me? Which in itself is a shame,” he added the latter part with a pout forming on his lips. It became clear quickly that this male happened to think he was Romeo. Now that would be fun to play with. “I won’t tell if you don’t.”

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lukexbrooks:

Luke watched as the younger male stamped his foot in what seemed to him like a temper tantrum. From his experience with dealing with those, he knew it’d be best to wait until the other was done done and then start talking. “Was it? Would you be able to prove that?” He pushed, trying to scare Phoenix. “If you keep up that temper, I won’t let you anywhere near my husband. You can probably understand that I’m only trying to protect him here. I know we started on the wrong foot, but m’ willing to let that go and give you a chance to explain as long as you calm down.”

“Bite me, asshole,” Phoenix ground out and shoved at Luke’s shoulders, pushing the older male backward. The attack went some ways to calming him, as violence often did. “I don’t give a fuck if you’re trying to protect him or not, you’re not getting my fucking ass tossed into jail because you feel like being a dick, okay? I have a kid relying on me to care for him, waiting at our room and you’re not gonna leave him to starve! I’m too fucking angry to be calm!” He blurted and turned on his heel, pacing in the room and breathing heavily as he waited for the anger to dissipate. 

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idgaf-wren:

“Hooker. Definitely the hooker.” Wren said unbuttoning the top button of his shirt for good measure. “Go ahead. Drop your pants.”

Scratching at the nape of his neck, Phoenix laughed, amused while the other looked to be preparing to disrobe. “I was kidding about the hooker... but don’t let me stop you from stripping there, handsome.”

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skylerxsullivan:

Skyler blushed slightly at hearing the question, starting to wonder if he had made a mistake and accidentally ended up at the wrong address. “Hm, babysitter. Did you really order a hooker as well?” The model asked, looking up at Phoenix.

Stepping aside, Phoenix swept a hand out and beckoned the stranger inside his humble abode. “Do you think I ordered a hooker?” He asked, looking Skyler over from tip to toe languorously. 

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lukexbrooks:

Luke’s expression was unwavering as he watched the stranger. He was still a bit confused about the whole situation, but the mecahnic didn’t let it show. “Yes, and I’d advise you to get a good lawyer too. Breaking and entering, identity theft… you’d have a lot to explain.“ He replied, still holding the phone in his hand. "I’m guessing that you knew about being a twin, unlike my husband. What do you want with him?” Luke asked, knowing that if this guy really was his husband’s twin he shouldn’t be treating him this way. But at the same time, protecting his husband was an instinct at this point.

“The door was open!” Phoenix proclaimed with a hard stamp of his foot on the floor. His anger was bubbling forth with each accusation that came his way. He wasn’t a criminal. Well, not in this country anyway and he refused to be spoken to like this by anyone, even if they were his twin brothers husband. “I was playing with you, God damn it!” Gritting his teeth in agitation, Phoenix balled his hands into fists and exhaled heavily through his nose, flaring his nostrils. “What do I want with him? I wanna run off with him, marry him and have a really gay, extremely creepy as fuck incestuous relationship with him. We’re gonna live happily ever after...” Phoenix deadpanned, a hand slapped over his face. “I wanna meet him, idiot. I wanna get to know him and introduce him to our baby brother.”

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Throwing the door open, Phoenix scanned the others form and cocked his head, eyebrow raised and lips pursed in silent contemplation. “Are you the babysitter, cable guy or hooker I ordered?” 

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lukexbrooks:

Luke’s eyebrows raised slightly at the other male as he heard the explanation. “That’s a good story and all, but Romeo wouldn’t just leave his ring behind and then not worry about the possibility of it being stolen or lost.” Watching the younger male closely now, the blonde could notice small,  almost undetectable differences between him and his husband.  Like  the fact he was missing a small scar on his chin  Romeo got after a childhood accident.  Stepping back again, the mechanic picked up his phone and dialed a number but didn’t make the call just yet. “So, I’ll ask one last time before calling the police. Who are you?" 

Knowing he’d have to admit defeat when he recognised the disbelief on the others face, Phoenix snickered under his breath and watched as the mechanic widened the gap between them once again. Well, it was worth a shot. He’d discovered some pretty interesting things in the short period of time he’d been playing with the older male, like his twins name for example, but he couldn’t deny the desire to sample the mechanic for himself. His brother had taste, that much was perfectly evident. “Okay, okay... fine, you got me. But would you really call the police on someone who simply came here looking for a job, huh? I mean, that was my initial intent, until you went and “recognised” me.”

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you’re beautiful.

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lukexbrooks:

Luke was really confused at the moment. So, this wasn’t Kai either. There was only one other possibility now but Romeo had never mentioned a twin before, it was all very strange. As the younger male carresed his arm, the mechanic couldn’t help but notice the lack a wedding ring on his finger. Moving away, he stared at the stranger, eyebrows raised in question. “I don’t, actually. My husband never takes off his wedding ring. Who are you?“ He asked, tone carrying a mix of annoyance and curiosity.

Glancing at his hand, Phoenix bit down on his lower lip, containing a sly smile. The older male was indeed correct, he didn’t wear a wedding ring and he couldn’t even if he wanted to, because it wouldn’t be the one the mechanic was accustomed to. Had probably bought for his husband. Clearing his throat and attempting to school his features, Phoenix took another step closer to the other, unwilling to let him move too far away. “I took it off when I was getting my hair done, because the hairdresser said it might react badly to the dye if I touched my hair. I must have left it there... I’ll collect it later.” Touching the others arm again, Phoenix smiled, enjoying the little game.