Because this scenario implies that you are LIVING with them, this would also obviously imply you are friends with/in a relationship with one or more of these characters (or they might just be in your house against your will, you’re choice lol)
Poso 5/10:
*will leave you to do your thing as long as hes left alone to do his thing
*actually not very noticeable except for the fact the building is 10 degrees hotter than normal and sometimes food/items of yours go missing
*he will be conducting his business from your dwelling so if you hear strange noises or screaming or see extra ghosts roaming the house, it’s no mystery
*actually doesn’t make much of a mess other than slime and that’s more often than not relegated to HIS area so…
*4/10, could be worse
Shifter 8/10
*will be inviting friends over whether it’s convenient or not
*has also maybe hosted a few get togethers BUT CLEANED UP BEFORE YOU GOT HOME/WOKE UP!!!
*also has a habit of taking things that aren’t his. He’s always had a habit but tries very hard not to take anything that will be missed UNLESS he has a good reason to
*actually great company. He’s great at talking and actually enjoys doing so with the right people. He gives very good advice.
*will mostly keep to himself but is also not above being annoying if he wants your attention and feels like hes not getting enough
*8/10, the kleptomania thing can lead to trouble but otherwise fine
Buster 9/10
*a sweetheart
* but be careful how you word things! He has a tendency to take everything literally.
*he will also be checking your teeth regularly and on your butt about brushing/flossing but it’s because he cares
*will help out with things, no questions asked
*also great company
*can sometimes be a bit clingy but it’s just because he likes you and he’s so happy he doesn’t have to be alone
*9/10, would be ranked higher but taking things too literally has gotten him into trouble and will again.
Boogieman 1/10
*b i t c h……
*will take your stuff, break things, play the loudest music knowing you’re trying to sleep
*takes enjoyment in turning your home upside down
*but you know what keeps him from being ranked 0? The fact that you’ve allowed him to stay here/allowed him to stay for so long
*So it may take time, but eventually he’ll claim that it’s “not funny anymore” to mess with you, break your things, eat your food, etc.
*nobody has ever allowed him to stay anywhere for this long……
*it’s dumb, he claims, and not worth his time and you’re not worth his time…
*and yet the bills are paid on time and one by one your broken items are repaired/replaced…
*1/10, there is more to him than you may think…
Sandman 8/10
*if you’re an insomniac, this guy is your new bestie
*no insomniacs in this house!
*he usually keeps to himself but it’s just because he’s a bit introverted
*he likes to talk with you and ask you questions about humans/the human world and why things are to get your response
*enjoys movies and is fascinated by tv. Put something on for him and he’s entertained for hours
*8/10, could be higher but may not get along best with a night owl. He might also continue to suggest bedtime be at 7pm.
Samhain 7/10
*It should go without saying you’re not just gonna get father Halloween himself, he’s taking as many of his kids with him as will come so I hope your home has some room
*He’s actually not the worst on this list, but there may be some adjustments that need to be made
*keep in mind, he will ALWAYS take the side of his kids so lets hope they like you too so they don’t lie and say you did something wrong
*He hates the overhead lights, dim lamps and candles only.
*he does the dad thing where he falls asleep watching tv in the middle of the day
*that whole crew may be kinda loud at night, that’s when they engage in their activity the most
*he makes sure his kids are respectful to you and keeps the house nice.
*when he’s going on and on about hating humans, he excludes you. You couldn’t possibly be like them! You’ve been so kind to him and his children!
*7/10, honestly not that bad all things considered
