Weird news, funny news

Weird news and humorous news articles are presented.

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The Japanese have invented a lifelike female sex doll that dispenses drinks through the breast.  Just squeeze the right breast and drink will flow from the left nipple.

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A Delaware man went in for a colonoscopy and awoke from the anaesthesia to find he was wearing pink panties.  He claims this pink panty prank caused severe emotional distress and is suing the medical centre.

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Tattooed model Sarah X’s boob movement to a Mozart movement

In a gravity defying stunt model Sarah X wiggles and jiggles her boobs in time to a Mozart composition.

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Toilet paper glue is a pain in the behind

Excessive glue on the first sheet of toilet paper on a roll means that you end up shredding half a roll of toilet paper before getting the roll going.

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Knickers bandit: watch as this burglar tries on his victims panties

A burglar looks for women s knickers. After finding the knickers he pulls them on and walks around the room. He eventually made his escape through a window still wearing the panties.

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Woman admits to having sex with a dwarf stripper on her hen night after giving birth to a baby with dwarfism

A Spanish woman had sex with a dwarf stripper on her hen night. When she gave birth to a baby with dwarfism she had to admit her dark secret to her husband.

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The Glamburger is the World’s most expensive burger

Head chef Chris Large from the Honky Tonk in London has created the world s most expensive burger the Glamburger. A Glamburger will cost you $1,768, a bargain.

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A giant bug burrowed into an Indian mans ear.  The video presented is totally gross showing an ENT surgeon removing the bug from the ear canal. 

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Keeping it in the family: Man to marry his former stepmother – a bit too close for comfort

Eric Holder is all set to marry his former stepmother Elisabeth Lorentz in the small village of Dabo in Alsace-Lorraine, in north-eastern France.

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Couple who had sex on murdered corpses couldn’t orgasm

Alisa Massaro and Joshua Miner stand accused of murdering two men and then proceeding to have sex on top of the dead bodies. However the sick pair couldn t get off .

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Triple breasted Jasmine Tridevil’s sex slave dishes the dirt that her third boob is prosthetic

Jasmine Tridevil who has three boobs partially carved her name into Michael Squier's chest using a steak knife. Michael says that Jasmine s third boob is just a prosthetic boob.

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Nine-year-old muscle boy does handstand push ups

Giuliano Stroe aged 9 from Romania is muscle-bound and ripped. Giuliano has under his belt a swathe of records for feats of strength. Giuliano has been pumping iron since before he could walk.

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French woman spends $50,000 on plastic surgery to look like a living sex doll

Victoria Wild who lives in Cannes, France has spent $50,000 on plastic surgery so that she can look like a real life sex doll.

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Boob job with a twist: surgeons create a woman with a third boob

Jasmine Tridevil from Tampa Bay Florida has had a boob job with a twist: she had a third breast implanted. Jasmine wants to be famous and get her own TV show.

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Lonely man calls 911 just to get some company

Gregory Shaffer aged 52-years old from Harrison City, Pennsylvania was lonely. So lonely that he called 911 just to get some paramedics out for company.

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Elmo arrested in Times Square, NY

Sesame Streets lovable character Elmo was arrested in Times Square for becoming aggressive when she received a tip she wasn t happy with.

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How to get kids to do their maths: put a porn star on the cover of the maths text book

Thailand publisher MuangThaiBook is red faced after publishing a basic maths textbook with the picture of a pornography actress on the front cover.