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Let's get carried by papa!
always so fun when dick comes home
^bet:
Fics with Dick there too:
emotional breakthroughs are afoot (series) by iselsis
—Jason breaks his foot on patrol and doesn’t tell Bruce. Dick in second & third parts.
Fujiwhara Effect by byrambles
—Dick and Jason(the og replacement child) air everything out and it only takes the destruction of one white couch.
what’s in a name by envysparkler
—Dick angsting over Jason being adopted when he wasn’t. And then all three of them get kidnapped.
Bruce is actually a good parent:
Safe Space by Cerusee
—Jason Todd’s premature parentification issues.
Our World is Topsy-Turvey by Cerusee
—Jaybaby and Bruce deal with the class jump via The Scarlet Pimpernel.
Illusion of Choice by GalaxyOwl13
—Jason thinks everything is a test
Crack:
Sold to Wonder Woman (by my evil adoptive father Batman) by Jeanjacketcarf
—Jaybin vents via fanfiction. It’s so funny. Wheeze inducing. (Locked fic—need an account to read)
Jason and Bruce’s relationship shatters:
and i don’t know you, i used to like to pretend to by SixMiscellaneousNebulae
—Jason’s an emotional/angry crier. Deals with The Diplomat’s Son.
Why We Fall by scandalsavage
—We get the convo between Jason and Felipe on that balcony. Fragile crystal.
BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. by lazarus (zabiume)
—Jaybin as the cracks appear. Despair! Conflicting truths! Lobsters!
Love Yourself (So No One Has To) by orphanaccount
—Ahhhhh the cracks in Jason and Bruce’s relationship before death in the family are allowed to shatter because he doesn’t die!! (Bruce tries to fire Jason…does not work…)
Already Dead by GalaxyOwl13
—Jason and Bruce and vampires—what does it mean to be alive? How alive do you have to be to be able to die? Jaybin asks a lot of questions in this one—I love a Jaybin that challenged the conventional ways of doing things. Bruce essentially just says ‘because I said so’ in this one and it’s so fascinating.
Outsider pov:
stain the morning sun by valkyriered
Midnighter meets Jaybin on the battlefield during an alien invasion. I looooove this one. Sharp.
Jason is not Robin aus:
born fighter by stupidandsad
—-Sharp and acerbic, Jason stops a mugging and the Bat tries to talk to him.
this kind of weather by r_astra
—Jason gets adopted at like 16 instead of like 12. Bruce is his bio dad. Fucking amazing dialogue. (Locked work—need an account to read)
something in the static (series) by BoneRot19
—Catherine dies later in the timeline so he meets Batman late. Jason is so fucking coooooool. His life is falling apart.
making the best of it by the_grande_dame
—Omega!Jason gets kidnapped (adopted) and thinks that he’s been bride-napped as a gift for Dick. Bruce doesn’t make him Robin or even tell him he’s Batman. But I love this version of baby Jay. A/b/o. (Locked fic—need an account to read)
Bonus!:
dead boy walking by hellsreluctantheir
—Under the Hood Jason gets transformed by a spell into his Jaybin era body.
(Locked work—need an account to read)
Wing Beats in Reverse by firefright
—reverse robins au starring Jaybin and Red Hood Tim Drake. (Locked fic—need an account to read)
The Lost Undead (series) by Wisetypewriter
—Jason time travels (mysterious/not explained) back to the day he leaves to meet Sheila. He makes a different choice! Dick is important in later parts.
The We in I by forestgreen
—this is pretty off prompt but it has such a cool interpretation of Jason’s Jaybin era that I wanted to include it. Also the narrator kind of is young Jason even though he’s living as the Red Hood. Dissociative Identity Disorder is complicated.
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This is really making me realize that I don’t think I’ve ever read a simple Jaybin case fic before…maybe one day!
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fun in the sun, wayne and kent style!
sequel to this!
in contrast to the bats home turf
how could i not reference the brothers of all time….
……..boobs.
i saw someone use this reaction img just now and my jaw dropped..... it's HIM......
Hey there! Just a friendly reminder/PSA from your friendly neighborhood Pixiemage!
“Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” is too often (incorrectly) used as a cover-all tag, on fics ranging from Vaguely Uncomfortable to Serious Shit, as a replacement for any intense tags relating to the story. People will use it to say “Holy shit guys some INTENSE SHIT happens in this story” without actually saying what that Intense Shit™ is.
In actuality, the “Dead Dove” tag is meant to be used in addition to other warning tags. Pulled from a scene from the show Arrested Development (look it up on YouTube!), it means “Hi! Hey! I labeled this fic to warn you of what’s in it, so you might REALLY want to read those labels! This fic is exactly what it says on the tin! The tags are accurate! Don’t say I didn’t warn you, because this is me warning you! Read the tags!”
So before you accidentally use the “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag without context, here’s your preemptive lesson for next time. Please tag your fics accordingly! Ta!
~ Pixie
my that one friend that's too woke opinion is that in a similar vein to how you almost never see fat people or women without makeup on tv you never really see anyone experiencing incontinence issues unless it's a humiliating comedic moment at their expense and that's kind of scary
like sorry to be the bearer of bad news but people piss themselves. when they're afraid. when they've experienced mental and/or physical trauma and their body needs a way to express that stress. when they've been sexually assaulted. when they get older and their muscles start to wear out from a lifetime of service. a not insignificant majority of people Will experience incontinence in their lifetimes and while there are steps you can take to manage it for your own comfort and others', there's simply no moral dimension to it whatsoever. & like i'm not saying every show and movie needs checkhov's bed wetting scene but we have seriously got to get more okay with acknowledging that somehow.
maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient
maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.
this has been in my drafts forever because I have a huge rant for it that I haven't had the energy to type out, but I think I finally do
There is one issue with this whole thing and that is: none of these things that tech bros are advertising are actually inconvenient, and in most cases they're the exact opposite.
Setting up apple pay (in my experience) is a hassle, and is a security vulnerability (the more companies directly connected to your bank, the more likely it is to get hacked), all for what? So you can take 3 less seconds taking out and swiping/inserting a card?
Untangling wired headphones? A hassle sure. Not as much of a hassle as losing only one ear pod, or one ear pod consistently dying faster than the other, or pairing issues, or worse sound quality at a higher price because it's wireless. How is any of that more convenient? It's like the same amount of convenience
Or how about siri and google always missing hearing what you say? Censoring swears despite being an adult? Going off when you don't say it's name?
Having algorithms currate your own feed leading to echo chambers, and radicalization pipelines, and making it harder to find the stuff you want,with yts new horrible search algorithm etc etc
None of these are more convenient, they're the same amount or worse. But guess what? They make money. So they're sold as convenient.
Next time you see a product that advertises that it's "convenient" ask for a moment what convenience are you actually getting? And is it comproable to that you already have?
Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."
"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"
"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"
translation notes:
The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺
I fucking can't with his little face
lunch date with the boss
its hard for Bruce to be human.
Weee
Trying to work on commissions but my head has been hurting so bad when i look at screens........ i dont usually have random headaches....... if im getting sick or something i will. Cry
drawing dick makes me feel better
he’s right behind me, isn’t he
cr: evolverozanov
Backstage before the hockey romance panel at BookCon 2026, and Rachel tells me she loves Check, Please! and is Kickstarter backer.
HUH????
“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh
“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter
ok i need people's opinions. who cries during sex, clark or bruce
clark
bruce
both
neither (wrong)
pls explain ur choice in the tags
they're both idiots actually
i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better
are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces
"are you really bad at it or are you in 'good at it' spaces" has derailed so much self-hate since I read it
this is a load bearing sentence in my psyche and I can't believe it's only 2 months old