Food porn

[carleywins]

[heyfunniest]

dead

[jameslafertys]

ZAC EFRON HAS A BROTHER

[miraguey-deactivated20160812]

girl imma have to call you back

[captainlitebrite]

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

[discoursehag-deactivated2016120]

#short answer: no

[trifleofthemind-deactivated2014]

#long answer: fuck no

[thatsnotevenaword]

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

 #this man writes pulitzer prize winning books people

#this man is currently talking to the president of the United States

[disneycoyote-deactivated2014082]

[the-gallium-knight]

[rupismellsalot-deactivated20140]

when will they invent away to make puppies stay puppies forever its 2013 cmon obama

[everoversineater]

This is a full grown Golden Cocker Retriever, otherwise known as a forever puppy. 

[rupismellsalot-deactivated20140]

THANK YOU OBAMA 

[wonderwallofbrokenhymen]

if you ever wondered what the voice of Finn does out of Adventure Time, here it is.

[coachesrayofsunshine-blog]

I’m so done with my life. The fact that this is literally fucking Finn the Humans voice I just- I can’t.

[rikituna]

i can’t breathe rn he’s my king tbh

[tastefullyoffensive]

Funny Sandwich Board Signs Previously: Funny Business Signs

[kateordie]

Oh my god, that Yelp one

[realitytvgifs]

[unfollovving]

you

[okay-deactivated20141023]

then :(

[nevver]

[maybeantonioj]

Wow I can’t …

[quartetcontent]

IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE I’M DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE I’M AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESN’T DESERVE YOUR LOVE

[thezealotsblindfold]

[broken-from-memories]

it makes me sad that over 100,000 people can relate to this

THIS IS MY LIFE

THIS IS WHAT MY MUM SAID TO ME AFTER I BROKE DOWN CRYING BC SCHOOL

Why don’t my parents realize this

forever reblogging

feeling bad for making this gif because so many people know what its relevance is

true

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

[pactofthearchfey]

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

[lilacsnpeonies]

[catbushandludicrous]

[teenagedream]

me comforting a friend