darling dearest

i guess actions fill in when words aren't enough.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you’re REALLY good at lying or impersonating someone and love doing it, people think you’re a sociopath. Unless a camera is on and then you’re a Oscar nominee.

[breadonearth]

[11h10pm-deactivated20230630]

[theartidote]

“Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15 seconds in an elevator with a man smoking a cigarette. He gave in.

What I’m trying to say is I think I love you again.” —Unknown ‪

sculpture by David Altmejd

[toosparked]

e a r t h l y

[omgwheresmysoul]

Bae: Tell me something sexy in Spanish

Me: Agua. Tierra. Fuego. Aire. Hace mucho tiempo, las cuatro naciones vivían juntas en armonía. Entonces, todo cambió cuando la Nación del Fuego atacó. Solo el Avatar, maestro de los cuatro elementos, podría detenerlos, pero cuando el mundo mas lo necesitaba, se desvaneció. Cien años pasaron y mi hermano y yo descubrimos el nuevo Avatar, un maestro aire llamado Aang. Y aunque sus habilidades para controlar el aire eran grandiosas, tenia mucho que aprender antes de estar listo para salvar al mundo pero yo creo que Aang podra salvarlo.

[stability]

[lilwildspark]

[luncheon-aspic]

Reblog the double banana for double luck.

[witwitch-deactivated20160508]

I want double luck

[love-personal]

[fudnaodigjs-deactivated20140305]

[omgwheresmysoul]

same

[ohjessmarie]

[fill-my-void]

[zackisontumblr]

what kind would you try? (x)

[butts-n-butts]

this is so perfect omg

[satanrowe-deactivated20170620]

“less ice cream and more lube” literally my new motto

[savage-suicide]

“who let me be an adult” Wow me af

[heart]

a berry fresh dick

[blxxdyhxll-blog]

Im fucking subbing

[theinternetsanimals]

[kindlyborrowed]

i dont understand this website

[niknak79]

[reanimateobjects]

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

[sake-pls]

@reanimateobjects I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation?

[reanimateobjects]

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

[anraich-deactivated20181203]

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

[reanimateobjects]

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

[codeycakes-deactivated20161121]

This is beautiful. top notch quality content

[frequents]