if u want an omelette u gotta break a few eggs 🐣

name: sweetpea. age: none ya beeswax. occupation: yandere but like, cute and harmless about it °v°. betrothed to @beefstocks-world https://linktr.ee/omlette_du

[beefstocks-world]

oh yeah, i forgot about that -

[leeper-live]

you need to TAG this stuff, Beef Stock

[granbunns-paradise]

FUCK that frog OP. This is King Shit™️

[omlette-du-sweetpea]

okay so when a bunch of fellas stab a senator it becomes a global fucking holiday but when I pull out the knife I'm "ruining the vibe" and "breaking probation" 🙄

[bugaboo-and-friends]

You sent Beefstock to the hospital, Sweetpea.

[omlette-du-sweetpea]

okay and??? he can make his own post 🤷🏻‍♀️

[omlette-du-sweetpea]

okay so when a bunch of fellas stab a senator it becomes a global fucking holiday but when I pull out the knife I'm "ruining the vibe" and "breaking probation" 🙄

[omlette-du-sweetpea]

name a love so pure. so gentle. (protip: you can't 🐣 🔪)

[beefstocks-world]

A Pea so Sweet I kick my feet -

to think I'd call you mine

For, love of mine, you can't be beat -

with love your knife does shine

[omlette-du-sweetpea]

F-flimbo... 💕 You're gonna make me feel all stabby again

[omlette-du-sweetpea]

name a love so pure. so gentle. (protip: you can't 🐣 🔪)

[beefstocks-world]

I will defeat the nefarious Leeper and save Macaroni!!!

[bugaboo-and-friends]

[bugaboo-and-friends]

Henry's Normal Adventure

[bugaboo-and-friends]

AITA for telling my grandson not to be a little bitch?

my cat is telling me I was harsh on my grandson which is the only reason I'm asking. little fucker comes to my house and eats all my cheese snacks and complains that everyone loves his friend's new girlfriend more than him.

so I tell him "have you tried not being a little bitch?"

then he told me he liked me better when I was overmedicated on sedatives (to be fair I liked me more then too).

afterwards he had a conversation with this chick he was bitching about and now they're tight. Henry told me to apologize but I don't see what the problem is.

GRANBUNN WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SEND ME THIS??? ON ANON NO LESS? This is just about me 🤦🏻

[omlette-du-sweetpea]

well tumblr? is granbunn the asshole?

YTA

ETA/ESH

NTA

sweetpea for president

Voting ended onMar 15, 2024

[omlette-du-sweetpea]

they won't hire me at target because they know I would revolutionize customer service. with my trusty knife.

[bugaboo-and-friends]

Have you tried perhaps not telling them about your knife in the interview?

[omlette-du-sweetpea]

no I'm nothing if not honest about my ominous threats of violence

[omlette-du-sweetpea]

they won't hire me at target because they know I would revolutionize customer service. with my trusty knife.

[bugaboo-and-friends]

A fateful encounter

[bugaboo-and-friends]

beefstock decided to go trick or treating with Macaroni instead 🗡️🧝⚠️

#comics #zelda #wizard #vampire #halloween

[bugaboo-and-friends]

BA-THUMP! 😱💕🌹

When Beefstock and Macaroni set out to make the perfect Big Omelette, Beefstock has a fateful encounter!!!

[bugaboo-and-friends]

welcome sweetpea to the bugaboo and friends cast!!!!!

[bugaboo-and-friends]

the moment Sweetpea realizes she's out of her depth with Henry

[bugaboo-and-friends]

BEEFSTOCK! Didn't you notice that this is the first time Sweetpea has told you "I love you!?"

You better treat her right or else she'll end up on another senpai's skillet!!

[bugaboo-and-friends]

OH GOD OH FUCK

DONT ASK ME HOW BUT

SWEETPEA

has the

KNIFE

[omlette-du-sweetpea]

Hey, don't worry about it you can trust me with the knife. Prommy.