Stupid Watch

Ben 10 OC blog for an anthropormorphized version of the Omnitrix. All fandoms and OCs are welcome. If you don't know about Ben 10, information is on the About page. Active M!A: None.

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

"Hey Manny, here's your boxers back. You should get some better security around your underwear, they were really easy to get."

Manny stared, then blushed. “H-Hey!” He took the underwear. “What were you doing with my underwear?”

[omni-matrix]

Omni shook his head. “No, it was off. Is that still bad?”

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

"Alright, was Alan wearing any clothes? Were you?”

[omni-matrix]

"Um, yeah, of course," he said, slightly confused. "And I was wearing this." He gestured to the full-body suit he always wore. "His underwear was in his clothing hamper. What did you think we were doing?"

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

"Hey Manny, here's your boxers back. You should get some better security around your underwear, they were really easy to get."

Manny stared, then blushed. “H-Hey!” He took the underwear. “What were you doing with my underwear?”

[omni-matrix]

Omni sighed and shrugged, feeling legitimately bad about the whole thing. “I saw his underwear a couple times. I didn’t know it was bad, I swear… I guess I should just look at the ceiling from now on?”

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

"…Was he wearing the underwear?"

[omni-matrix]

Omni shook his head. "No, it was off. Is that still bad?"

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

"Hey Manny, here's your boxers back. You should get some better security around your underwear, they were really easy to get."

Manny stared, then blushed. “H-Hey!” He took the underwear. “What were you doing with my underwear?”

[omni-matrix]

"It’s not…?" Omni’s face paled a bit. He pursed his lips. “Oh… I should probably go apologize, then.”

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

"…What."

[omni-matrix]

Omni sighed and shrugged, feeling legitimately bad about the whole thing. "I saw his underwear a couple times. I didn't know it was bad, I swear... I guess I should just look at the ceiling from now on?"

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

"Hey Manny, here's your boxers back. You should get some better security around your underwear, they were really easy to get."

Manny stared, then blushed. “H-Hey!” He took the underwear. “What were you doing with my underwear?”

[omni-matrix]

"You know, a panty raid." He said it like it was no big deal. "It’s a fun game. I’m gonna try and get Alan’s now. It’s gonna be an extra challenge, since he’s in his room right now."

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

Manny’s face turned redder. “N-NO!” He tried calming down. “I-I mean, uh… No. You can’t do that to your own boyfriend. I-It’s not nice to look at your boyfriend’s underwear.”

[omni-matrix]

"It's not...?" Omni's face paled a bit. He pursed his lips. "Oh... I should probably go apologize, then."

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

"Hey Manny, here's your boxers back. You should get some better security around your underwear, they were really easy to get."

Manny stared, then blushed. “H-Hey!” He took the underwear. “What were you doing with my underwear?”

[omni-matrix]

"You know, a panty raid." He said it like it was no big deal. "It's a fun game. I'm gonna try and get Alan's now. It's gonna be an extra challenge, since he's in his room right now."

[omni-matrix]

((I am SO SORRY that I've been so inactive it's the last week of school and I'm trying to find a job and life is crazy

what have I missed))

[lastbliss]

Reblog if you actually care about your followers.

[caramelcrow]

[miyu-fanboy]

always <33

[omni-matrix]

((Gwen doesn't approve of my slacking off and Hotwire is being difficult to draw because robots. I'll do Little Gwen and Mado later~))

[omni-matrix]

xanodite answered your question:((I’m bored and I don’t want to do homework....

gwen muse doesn’t approve. mun does. confliction.

((I shall doodle Gwen not approving))

[omni-matrix]

((I'm bored and I don't want to do homework. Anyone want a chibi/doodle thing?))

[omni-matrix]

Omni turned back into human form and made his way to the computer. “Okay, I’ll just look it up on Wikipedia.” Unfortunately there turned out to be a image on Wikipedia featuring a few bare-breasted lady dancers, but Omni barely noticed and skipped to the text.

"A stripper is a professional erotic dancer who performs a contemporary form of striptease at strip club establishments, public exhibitions, and private engagements… Oh! So they take off their clothes in front of people. The name makes more sense now. I think I’ve seen those in movies. They’re the ones with the poles, right?"

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

"…And you’re not allowed to go near one. Ever. …Can we get ice cream now?" Manny grabbed him again, same as before. "And now you’re not allowed to watch any movies that aren’t Disney."

[omni-matrix]

Omni didn't fight it this time. "Okay, but how do I tell if someone's a stripper?" he asked. "What if they're fully clothed out on the street and I can't tell? Do they wear identification or something?"

Of course, he had every intention of ignoring that last rule. He made a mental not not to watch non-Disney films around Manny, though. The poor guy was to sensitive about grown-up stuff.

[c-o-r-v-u-s-hatter-deactivated2]

Reblog this if I'm allowed to answer your Open/IC posts.

[omni-matrix]

I’m really scared and nervous, I see an open and I start to panic, I know I really want to answer it and sometimes I get the courage but usually I don’t. So this is more of assurance for me. Letting me know that you’re alright with me answering your open/IC posts.

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

Manny blushed. “No! No, no, no….” He sighed again. “They do, uh… Sexual stuff…” His face turned redder than usual. “So, no, you’re not a stripper.”

[omni-matrix]

"Oᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏʜ." He was still sort of confused, though. "Sᴏ ᴀ sᴛʀɪᴘᴘᴇʀ ɪs ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ’s ʜᴀᴅ sᴇx? I ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ I’ᴍ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ."

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

Manny put a huge hand to his face. “Maybe it would be better if you just looked it up…” He looked up. “But don’t look at the images!”

[omni-matrix]

Omni turned back into human form and made his way to the computer. "Okay, I'll just look it up on Wikipedia." Unfortunately there turned out to be a image on Wikipedia featuring a few bare-breasted lady dancers, but Omni barely noticed and skipped to the text.

"A stripper is a professional erotic dancer who performs a contemporary form of striptease at strip club establishments, public exhibitions, and private engagements... Oh! So they take off their clothes in front of people. The name makes more sense now. I think I've seen those in movies. They're the ones with the poles, right?"

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

Manny groaned. “Fine, fine!” He took a deep breath. “It’s a person… Who, uh…. Does… Things… To please people.” He sighed. Well, he wasn’t lying.

[omni-matrix]

Omni thought about that for a moment. “Wᴇʟʟ, I ᴅᴏ sᴛᴜғғ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ, ʟɪᴋᴇ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʟᴘɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴏʀᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, sᴏ I ɢᴜᴇss I’ᴍ ᴀ sᴛʀɪᴘᴘᴇʀ.” He paused. “Wᴇ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ Aʟʙᴇᴅᴏ ᴀ sᴛʀɪᴘᴘᴇʀ.”

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

Manny blushed. “No! No, no, no….” He sighed again. “They do, uh… Sexual stuff…” His face turned redder than usual. “So, no, you’re not a stripper.”

[omni-matrix]

"Oᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏʜ." He was still sort of confused, though. "Sᴏ ᴀ sᴛʀɪᴘᴘᴇʀ ɪs ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ's ʜᴀᴅ sᴇx? I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ I'ᴍ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ."

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

Manny scooped up Omni like a puppy under one arm. “Noooooo, no no no. No. Please, no. Come on, let’s go in the kitchen and eat ice cream or something. And stay away from the computer.”

[omni-matrix]

"But I really wanna know now!" His body glowed green, and a second later he was Goop. He slipped out of Manny’s grip. "Eɪᴛʜᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴏʀ I’ʟʟ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ɪᴛ ᴜᴘ."

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

Manny groaned. “Fine, fine!” He took a deep breath. “It’s a person… Who, uh…. Does… Things… To please people.” He sighed. Well, he wasn’t lying.

[omni-matrix]

Omni thought about that for a moment. "Wᴇʟʟ, I ᴅᴏ sᴛᴜғғ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ, ʟɪᴋᴇ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʟᴘɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴏʀᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, sᴏ I ɢᴜᴇss I'ᴍ ᴀ sᴛʀɪᴘᴘᴇʀ." He paused. "Wᴇ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ Aʟʙᴇᴅᴏ ᴀ sᴛʀɪᴘᴘᴇʀ."

[omni-matrix]

Poseidon

Poseidon: Your character has a raging temper and is holding on to grudges, old and new, and acting on them!

"Alright, I've got some arms to rip off. Who's first?"

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

"Omni, no. No killer robot strippers." Manny blushed. "Why don’t you ask Cooper or Alan what a stripper is? I, uh… Just forgot what strippers are. Darn."

[omni-matrix]

"But you just suggested we get Albedo one… Wait, this is one of those awkward things that people don’t like explaining, isn’t it? Well, if it makes Albedo feel awkward, I’m all for it." Omni started walking away. "I’m gonna go google strippers."

[theplumbershelpers-deactivated2]

Manny scooped up Omni like a puppy under one arm. “Noooooo, no no no. No. Please, no. Come on, let’s go in the kitchen and eat ice cream or something. And stay away from the computer.”

[omni-matrix]

"But I really wanna know now!" His body glowed green, and a second later he was Goop. He slipped out of Manny's grip. "Eɪᴛʜᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴏʀ I'ʟʟ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ɪᴛ ᴜᴘ."