Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Not today Justin
Keni
#extradirty
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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$LAYYYTER
Noah Kahan
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cherry valley forever
shark vs the universe
almost home
noise dept.
Kiana Khansmith
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roma★
Cosmic Funnies
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i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english
“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman
Also useful for simple codebreaking and decoding an unhashed simple letter cypher.
the rocky wastes…
Once when I was deciding on when to take leave at work, I decided on a week when because of systems being down I would be unable to do half of my usual work. I figured it would be perfect since I won’t be able to work anyways. Then my manager told me, “Screw that. Take it whenever. Just because it’s the most convenient for the company, doesn’t mean it is the most convenient to you.”
And that was honestly eye opening.
they were so disturbed 😭
You just know they had a debrief after this. They had to talk about this absolute ridiculous idiot wanting to style himself a Targaryen.
“Did you hear that?”
“Gods, he really thought that would work?”
“I need wine.”
“I need a cask after that.”
“Rhaenyra does something unforgivable in season 3 that will make people hate her.”
And then I see her behead Otto, struggle as queen, and have 2 lesbian affairs. How could I hate this woman? I would accept her doing anything. She lost two sons.
And then I remember I read the book and it has a very different take on what Rhaenyra does to Alicent and Helaena when she takes Kingslanding.
And then Helaena is pregnant.
And I just know what Rhaenyra is likely do and yes. It is the one thing I could hate her for.
But by the old gods and the new I hope that I am wrong.
I don’t like salami, never liked the taste, but throw it on a pizza and leave it on the counter and drunk me at 4am will devour it because suddenly salami is my favourite food.
Me, frantically flipping through my copy of Fire & Blood for the 17,000th time to compare a plot element with the show: WHY doesn’t this damn thing have an index??
RIP Jace, we lost the only age-appropriate relationship on the show. Now we have to watch ANOTHER teenage girl and grown man together.
I deadass forgot about Alyn and Baela. This scene had me ripping out my copy of Fire And Blood to remember and now I hate everything.
House M.D. (2004-2012) 1.17 Role Model
When they ask what my favourite colour is but I can’t say the colour of Hugh Laurie’s eyes in season 2, episode 2 of House MD where he has all the fellows meet him in the bathroom and listen to the patient’s heartbeat and then Cameron is the only one who hears the anomaly and he looks up at her in wonder, so I just say blue.
PRINCE JACAERYS VELARYON [114 AC – 130 AC]
It is said that Jacaerys Velaryon leapt free and clung to a piece of smoking wreckage for a few heartbeats, until some crossbowmen on the nearest Myrish ship began loosing quarrels at him. The prince was struck once, and then again. More and more Myrmen brought crossbows to bear. Finally one quarrel took him through the neck, and Jace was swallowed by the sea.
i will run off the building
Suddenly I’m religious again.
Zohran Mamdani is using New York City to show the world how progressive policies work for everyone. #DemocraticSocialist
Do you guys think he has a wheel of petty tasks that he made just to piss off other politicians and he just spins it each morning to see what ‘problem’ he’ll solve today?
Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!
I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day
The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.
Yeah that checks out.
What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?
Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.
Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.
While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.
Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.
Painter: Aw...
Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔
Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?
Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.
Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.
Candysseia: And where did he come from?
Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.
Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?
Pericles: *hands him papyrus*
Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!
To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.
Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).
cheesy pickup line
If i see another photo of Chris Evens in the Cole Turner tag im gunna fucking loose it.
I don’t care about a movie made in 2023.
YOU ARE NOT COLE TURNER.
SHOW ME JULIAN MCMAHON.
You know, I don't get it. Wait, what don't you get? That you just spent an hour of your life building something that is just gonna be completely destroyed and disappear in about five seconds flat. Ah, but Phoebeville will live forever in the hearts of the villagers who came to love it.
