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the silly zone

[nonexistentnull]

gonna start reverse-shipping. that canon couple is not dating actually. that kiss was entirely platonic and i dont see why you’re reading into it any other way. their parents are clearly roommates with benefits. when they say “boyfriend” they actually said “boy friend”. every character will become aromantic when i’m done with them

[rathayibacter]

sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.

[makomoriz]

no i don't. cheers

[fnordseer5]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

[doggiewoggiez]

Shit man, this soldier war is fucked. I just saw a guy kill another guy, with a gun. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[silvernevermind]

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[sandersgrey]

White boy SHOCKS dwarf bar by scolding them in flawless Old Tongue

[pandioncristatus]

Higgledy piggledy,

King Ozymandias

rendered in stone with a

strident decree.

Says our dear traveller

(unsentimentally)

"All that remains is his

foot and his knee."

[ravioliet]

under my tyrannical rule all characters will be on the aroace spectrum

[maidthings]

happy winter solstice

[maidthings]

Southern Hemisphere - Wikipedia

[im-mender]

#reality #information

[omniahumanummihialienum]

you should get paid more for shifts that suck ass

[omniahumanummihialienum]

you should get paid one hundred thousand times as much

[omniahumanummihialienum]

childcare is a cursed industry for soft touches and nitwits and we should eradicate it entirely. we should turn all the children out to live in the bush and go crazy lord of the flies style

[thoodleoo]

king priam told me achilles keeps killing his warriors so i asked how many warriors he has and he said he just goes to the anatolian countryside and recruits new warriors afterwards so i said it sounds like he’s just feeding warriors to achilles and then hector started crying.

[un-monstre]

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

[ryebreadedd]

happy aromantic visibilty day to one of my fav fandom wiki comments

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it