Next Stop: the Distance

Not really a cat. Though there’s one in my lap who would love to take over control of the keyboard. Augh! *perishes* I vascilate wildly between not tagging for a year at a time and tagging obsessively, but I'll always tag for NSFW stuff, heavy shit and negativity. I solemnly swear I will never change my username. I have a my creations tag, which contains silly photos of my nerdy toys and our cats, and a few picture-inspired drabbles, but mostly links to where you should really be looking for my fanfics. I do not host anything here that is not also on my LJ, DW, FFN and/or AO3 accounts.   Useful Music

[nocek]

it went bit too far away from the prompt it was meant to fill but well. it happens. at least it’s animated ;P 

[nocek]

And last of the blast from the past Christmas spam ;)

Merry Gridmas dear Programs!

[nocek]

I’m so sorry that it’s a little bit late and it’s still christmassy but let’s be honest, what’s a better way to relax than a cup of hot cocoa ;)

(Bit was not included in the let’s relax business)

[nocek]

I’m planning on new holiday drawing but idk if I’ll manage to finish it on time. So to keep with the spirit let’s share some older doodles ;) (this time early)

[nocek]

So I have terrible memory which i know and I should have checked the exact prompt but yeah…. at least here you have cute lil programs and iso figuring out what’s the deal with presents ;)

[nocek]

And on holiday blast from the past theme: once upon a time I had the “super powered glowing children” au (because hey, laser had only so much matter stored away and also cute and silly ;) that I kinda miss.

Anyone would be interested in more of that au? ;3

[nocek]

last christmasy doodle that I’ll manage to post before holidays because i:m leaving to off computer land. 

I think Quorra would enjoy all the weird customs. Her inner anthropologist would be just so giddy to try everything!

I also headcanon Lora as one that just loves holidays decorum. Unironically wearing ugly sweaters, buying cute kitschy ornaments,  just all the way. So she and Quorra are having fuckton of fun and dragging everyone else into it :3

[nocek]

And an continuation of Christmas’s Eve blast from the past spam ;)

[nocek]

Merry Gridmas Programs!

It's fun tradition of rewatching old Christmas's movies. It's gets so much merrier the more people you have to share them with ;)

Tron still casts doubt at tactical advantages that small beta user is achieving against those thieves. Though that creative uses of household items is inspiring.

Quorra is having too much fun with the inspiring part.

[omnicat]

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[omnicat]

/emerges from deathlike slumber to hyperventilate a bit

OMFU, IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED?

!!! ??? !!!

!!!

[omnicat]

Godverdomme, Joost. >:(

[omnicat]

Ik neem het terug. Godverdomme, EBU. Een dreigend gebaar naar de camera? DAAR wordt hij linea recta om gediskwalificeerd? Wat een gelul. Nul punten voor de EBU. >>>:|

[omnicat]

Ik hoop dat Cornald en Jaqueline lekker de hele avond blijven vitten en dat niemand Nikki vervangt om in te bellen, en Petra en Malin er heel erg ongemakkelijk bij staan als onze punten doorgegeven worden. XP

[omnicat]

Godverdomme, Joost. >:(

[omnicat]

Ik neem het terug. Godverdomme, EBU. Een dreigend gebaar naar de camera? DAAR wordt hij linea recta om gediskwalificeerd? Wat een gelul. Nul punten voor de EBU. >>>:|

[omnicat]

Godverdomme, Joost. >:(

[omnicat]

...you're right, how could anyone stay mad at you? XD

The thing Sweden does best of all at Eurovision is the interval acts. A+, no notes, ten gold stars.

[omnicat]

I did something extremely smart *cough* to my dominant hand, which makes things like typing, writing, eating, brushing my teeth, and other little things like that way more trouble than it's worth, so I am not going to livespam Eurovision this year. :(

HOW LIJP IS OUR ENTRY THOUGH. 8D I fucking love it. I've been randomly turning into a gabber every time it comes on the radio for weeks. And Jan Smit will no longer be ruining the commentary, so pained silence on my side notwithstanding, I consider this year a good one already. EUROVISION GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hasgavlebockenburneddownyet]

[textsfromthetva]

[yourcoldcocoa]

this is professional influencer-level framing. this is the EXACT spot they needed to take this photograph to make it seem like the gävlebocken has not been decimated by birds.

the angles. the lighting. gävlebocken is about to start doing sponsored posts.

[undeadhousewife]

I did not having getting catfished by the gävlebocken on my 2023 bingo card

[zandramims]

Merry Christmeows!

[zandramims]

Merry Christmeows 2023 ✨

[hasgavlebockenburneddownyet]

I severely need a Yule log video of the goat burning, and the only one I found find on the internet is a grainy clip of old security footage. Can someone on this website who knows how to animate please make a Gävlebocken Yule log video? Please? I ask here for maximum begging reach.

Id love that too actually

[hasgavlebockenburneddownyet]

update jeffiot made one!

[omnicat]

So much crackling, aaaaaah. *_* (Is this what ASMR feels like??)

[rave-lord-nito]

Just thought I'd let you all know that in lieu of being burned, nature itself has this year turned upon Gävlebocken and it is currently being devoured by a flock of birds

[bourboninthefireplace]

Goat update:

he's skeletal