Captain hotpockets

currently : offline queue: active ; 2 a day he/they 21 kite infp mentally /;; physically disabled pansexual I like girls ponies feminism and helping people if you are kin please let me know your kin so I can avoid saying things to upset you okay? check out my calm corner tag if you're having a bad day.

[moosoppart]

KING OF YAMI GAMES

[agameboy]

props to my favorite character for being perfect. here’s to you yugi.

[problematicorca-archived-deacti]

Why this

[you-gi-hoe]

only 2.97$?!?!? lol judai cheap

[atern-deactivated20180505]

seto-kaibae

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[tdg267]

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

[somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea]

This is such a beautiful thing

[jakeneutron]

I WANT TO REBLOG THIS 5 TIMES

[yes-dic-five]

This is so weird. It can’t be true, right?

I mean, I would try, but I don’t have any hats around. Will this work?

Hmm, let’s see…

WHAT TH E ACTUAL F U C K IT DOES

[felysha]

The only thing good about this update it that I can see these masterpieces

[official-acedawg]

Kd

[gaviinnn]

Reblogging forever.

[poltergeistparade-deactivated20]

kurosaki thinks the pictures look great. he carries them around in his wallet. sometimes he shows them to random people in diners by just pulling them out and saying “look at this”

[thecutestofthecute]

Girls hit your hallelujah 

Girls hit your hallelujah

GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH 

[re-actr]

CAUSE CUTE SMALL DOGS GON GIVE IT TO YA

[insta-gramcracker]

puptown funk

[tinierpurplefishes]

Stop.

Wait a minute.

Here’s my bowl:

Put some kibble in it

[dreamon-worshiper]

I had to do more of these, this time with their weapons palette swapped too

[tunajorts]

uncomfortable-steven-u

[nowyoukno]

Source for more facts on your dash follow NowYouKno

[the-treble-deactivated20160823]

That was super nice of them.

And now I’m mad that nobody told us we were given cows. Cause that’s really f*cking nice and nobody mentioned it at all.

[rice-to-the-occasion]

American media tends to disregard that anyone donates to the US. And then Amurricans complain about money going abroad because “nobody helped the US in our disasters.”

>.>

Also, do you know how much a cow costs? O.O

[awesomonster]

It isn’t just a matter of how much a cow costs, its a matter of considering that Masai life is based around their cattle. Its their wealth, their food, and a significant part of their religion. Here’s a quote from Wikipedia:

“Traditional Maasai lifestyle centres around their cattle which constitute their primary source of food. The measure of a man’s wealth is in terms of cattle and children. A herd of 50 cattle is respectable, and the more children the better. A man who has plenty of one but not the other is considered to be poor.[37] A Maasai religious belief relates that God gave them all the cattle on earth, leading to the belief that rustling cattle from other tribes is a matter of taking back what is rightfully theirs, a practice that has become much less common.[38]”

So its not just “they gave us 14 cows”, its that they gave us something that is very important and significant to them, it is more than just a kind gesture that definitely deserves to be known and its a genuine shame that more people don’t know about it.

[gweatherwax]

Wait, you guys DON’T KNOW that we offer help to the US when you have disasters???????

Shit, down here in Brazil we not only offered to send tracking units and doctors to help in 9/11 but we wanted to send a whole lot of donations to help with Katrina (we have experience with floods down here so we knew what kind of medicine to send to prevent outbreaks). 

We alone had like 2 army airplanes full of medicine and non-perishables like baby formula, diapers, bottled water, mosquito nets and other stuff that’s needed to fight opportunistic diseases that hit flooded areas, enough to assist a good few thousand people at least, ready to go the day after it hit, but your government refused the donations. 

The same thing happened to the Canadians and Europeans who offered help, the US embassies around the world told us all to give money to Red Cross.

And so we did, we all gave hundreds of millions of dollars to them, and then this happened:

Red Cross scandals tarnish relief efforts

‘Breathtaking’ Waste and Fraud in Hurricane Aid

So please, don’t you go spreading misinformation and prejudice against the rest of the world, WE DID OFFER HELP AND ORGANIZED IT EVEN FASTER THAN BUSH DID, BUT Y’ALL REFUSED IT. 

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Oh wow I had no idea this happened it’s really not talked about in media at all wow this is something good to know about wow

[perianfrost]

Velma totally knows what she’s doing.

[weiweipon-deactivated20180411]

when the thing happens

[chikkou]

blackmormon:

i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang

I wouldn’t be surprised

[layrise-deactivated20160103]

Woah woah woah, that means

[sorhyu-deactivated20150602]

whA T

[ask-arthur-christmas-claus-deac]

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

[alex-abadeer]

Can we please not forget about this? 

[ask-flameprince]

Wait then what if

[showgunate-blog]

i cannot accept this

[omnitrixareforkids-blog]

It’s almost like all those characters were designed not only by the exact same person, but also so they could be cheaply animated or something

[thestray]

There’s no other commentary I can add, this is just perfect. There’s no logical or sane rebuttal.

[wondyrwoman-deactivated20160623]

do you ever see really ooc headcanons that physically pain you but you just close your eyes bc they’re having fun…let them have fun…don’t be that old person waving your broom at kids on your lawn dammit fight the urge…

[drunktrophywife-deactivated2015]

Miley Cyrus, lgbtqia+ icon

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

Y'all keep this trash alive. We gotta drag her like we did Iggy until she’s non-existent

[pleatedjeans]

via

[petitechocopie]

Pure gold shit. 

[memes-luna]

i feel a strange connection with this zach person

[crapholethebabykiller]

someone do the signs as zach, randall, and jason

[ocpd-rose-remade6692-deactivate]

the signs as zach, randall, and jason:

zach: Scorpio, Leo, Aries, Libra  randall: Aqarius, Gemini, Taurus, Cancer jason: Pisces, Virgo, Capricorn, Sagittarius the new roommate: Ophiuchus

[choping]

just imagine naruto and sasuke taking the chunin exams together again

[kinghmakoto-blog]

imagine them standing among those kids and getting laughed at

imagine them trying to get the needed scroll from those brats and them trying not to kill the smaller ones with their strong jutsus

imagine naruto scolding sasuke like, “teme, you almost fried one of those kids! be more careful!”

imagine sasuke clicking his tongue at that and muttering something like “stupid brats”

[usura-ttebayo]

and they still don’t know the answers

[wingkink]

Me, the person with memory problems, perfectly aware I have issues with memory: I don’t need to write this down, I’ll remember it