Oh, you hate pads? So did I. I hated tampons and the cups too. Then I tried men’s pull-ups. You should totally try it sometime. The packaging even has a guy on it! You won’t get that with pads.
They’re grey too, not pastel pink with bows. They dont even make any sound when I take one out of my bag and open it. I actually have one right here.
Yeah it’s so quiet! And feel how soft I the inside is. Remember how pads feel like sitting on a paper towel? Doesn’t this just feel like a cotton ball?
You should totally try it on. We’re probably the same size. No one would even notice. I’m wearing mine right now and it just looks like Ive got a dick. Made me question the point of all those expensive pairs of packing underwear I’ve seen online.
The best part? The more you bleed the bigger your “dick” gets. It almost makes it worth it for me. And if you really want to make it better, you could just pee in them too. That’s what I do when I’m dysphoric.
No of course no one notices, you didn’t! Yeah, duh, it’s so easy! Watch!
You can’t even see anything, can’t you? It’s perfect for us. You’ve got to try it. Yeah I mean now. We’re along aren’t we? Why not? We’ve changed together before, why not again?
I told you it was comfortable. Feel that. It really does pack for you and everything. You should see yourself with a pullup under your pants and then you’ll wonder why it took you so long to try it.
But you gotta try peeing in them. That’s what really makes it remember? How will you know how well it packs if you aren’t even using it right? That’s like trying to ply at basketball with a deflated ball. What if I went with you, how about that? I still have some in my system, I don’t just do the whole thing at one time.
Ok deep breath. For me it helped to squat at first. Yeah like this. And then you…yeah, there you go. Perfect. Can I just…yeah I can feel it getting big in my hand. You’re really packing some heat. Yeah I had to say it, it’s true! You can put your hand on it too. Or mine.
Nah you don’t have to change it now, it was only a leak. I usually change mine after I brush my teeth at night and then in the morning. You only have to when you can feel it getting wet. That’s why it’s just leaks, okay?
What do you mean you can’t stop? Well it’s probably fine. It’s just your first time, it’ll totally be able to hold that. But I have a lot of tricks up my sleave for being able to stop your stream like the other guys. It takes control and patience but I think you can do it.
Go look at yourself in the mirror. Isn’t it great? You look perfect