Literally just piss. Please do not perceive me

He/they. Minors DNI. Sideblog for kink shit. idk why you're here, but enjoy your stay I guess?

[werewolfomo]

Making ur werewolf bf use puppy pads because he’s just you’re little puppy

[marbleghost2]

omo character who straight up refuses to give in to wetting themself, even past a point of no return.

doing everything within their ability to keep holding, hands between their crossed legs, tapping their foot, straddling or dry humping something, shifting in place constantly... they don't give up the first time they leak, they just press their thighs together tighter and try even harder to physically stop themself from having an accident. then one leak turns into two, two leaks turns into just constant dribbling into their pants that they literally cannot stop. there is an obvious wet patch or puddle or other sign that it's probably too late at this point, but they're still putting so much effort into holding it that they're physically shaking. they never fully piss themself or anything, just slowly empty their bladder in increasingly bigger spurts and leaks, and even while they're getting the relief they so badly wanted they're squirming and trying their best to keep it in because they just refuse to wet themself on purpose

there's opportunity for another character to get involved too, like a friend/partner/dom who's trying to convince them to just let go already, they'll feel so much better if they're not actively fighting the relief they're unavoidably getting. but i also like the idea of a character doing this entirely by themself. there's no one to embarrass themself in front of or anything, they're just too stuck on that stubborn feeling in their head that they need to make it and cannot have an accident.

[omowhimper]

stubborn prideful sub who is on their knees with their hands tied behind their back. except they have to go so so bad that they gave up the nonchalant act about ten minutes ago when the leaks started pouring into their underwear.

they've probably given up asking to use the bathroom at this point - they know they won't be able to even stand up, let alone walk to the toilet - so they've been begging for permission to just wet themselves.

frantically squirming, trying to get one knee over the other, rocking back and forth, leaks still forcing their way out. their dom forcing their boot between the sub's knees, pushing their thighs apart.

their dom asks if they're leaking. telling their pretty little sub to open their legs so they can check. sub, completely unable to hold it anymore, ashamedly and frantically admitting that they're not just leaking, but genuinely peeing their pants full force.

peeing so hard that it's hissing, traveling down their inseam, getting on their dom's boot. moaning in relief and slumping with their forehead against their dom's knee to hide how red their face is as they flood their pants.

[coreling-prinxe]

People who get angry and defensive over their accidents cursing out anyone who looks at them funny but they’re so very clearly also trying not to cry >>>

[coreling-prinxe]

Chat I’m thinking about vampire bats again and I’m making you think about them with me

They drink so much that they can’t fly with all the liquid inside them, and to compensate for it their digestive systems are so incredibly efficient that they sometimes start urinating before they’ve even finished drinking, or at least immediately afterward.

Okay now copy/paste that onto your favorite pathetic vampire. Imagine everything they drink hitting their bladder almost immediately, with only a few minutes’ delay. Imagine they have to either limit the size of their meals so they don’t wet themself right in front of their prey, and stay absolutely desperate until they can go pee somewhere else, or they have to accept the reality that they’re going to make a puddle in their pants or on the street or the floor, wherever they may be, shivering with humiliation and relief every. Single. Time. They eat.

The most fun part of this is that once they drink, and fill up, that’s it: all the blood’s been used up and is ready to be expelled. Their need won’t get any worse, and since they’re functionally dead I don’t believe sterility/potential UTIs are nearly as much of an issue, so if you can figure out their bladder’s limits and not let them drink any more than they can hold in at once, you can keep a good little vampire desperate for a very long time. Maybe only let them pee right before they feed…

[omocuddles]

Puppyboy that wants to mark his territory but he's padded so he gets on all fours and raises one of his legs. There's just the telltale hiss and the material yellowing as he fills the diaper and he looks down and whines because he wasn't able to make a puddle like he wanted.

[omowhimper]

the concept of someone fully crying while leaking is so cute because the panic is really starting to set in. especially if they're not allowed to go for another hour or two, but their poor little bladder is just stretched to the max. can't help it, just dribbling like a puppy while they whine and squirm. their dom touching them would make it so much worse, cupping their damp groin over their pants as they sniffle and try desperately to close their legs.

[omodance]

Two subs. One is tasked to hold, but is forbidden from using their hands and has a spreader bar keeping their legs apart. Another sub whose job is to make their bladder bulge as big as possible for when their dom comes back from their errand. Holding sub begs to pee, even a little bit, the dom would never know! Anything for a little relief! Second sub tuts and tips more water into their mouth, just a little bit more, I know you can do it! And resorting to pressing their finger tight against the hole of the one holding when their bladder starts to give out, physically holding it in for them while feeding more drinks and cooing about how their dom will be so proud of them both

[omo-bi]

Diaper forcemasc

Oh, you hate pads? So did I. I hated tampons and the cups too. Then I tried men’s pull-ups. You should totally try it sometime. The packaging even has a guy on it! You won’t get that with pads.

They’re grey too, not pastel pink with bows. They dont even make any sound when I take one out of my bag and open it. I actually have one right here.

Yeah it’s so quiet! And feel how soft I the inside is. Remember how pads feel like sitting on a paper towel? Doesn’t this just feel like a cotton ball?

You should totally try it on. We’re probably the same size. No one would even notice. I’m wearing mine right now and it just looks like Ive got a dick. Made me question the point of all those expensive pairs of packing underwear I’ve seen online.

The best part? The more you bleed the bigger your “dick” gets. It almost makes it worth it for me. And if you really want to make it better, you could just pee in them too. That’s what I do when I’m dysphoric.

No of course no one notices, you didn’t! Yeah, duh, it’s so easy! Watch!

You can’t even see anything, can’t you? It’s perfect for us. You’ve got to try it. Yeah I mean now. We’re along aren’t we? Why not? We’ve changed together before, why not again?

I told you it was comfortable. Feel that. It really does pack for you and everything. You should see yourself with a pullup under your pants and then you’ll wonder why it took you so long to try it.

But you gotta try peeing in them. That’s what really makes it remember? How will you know how well it packs if you aren’t even using it right? That’s like trying to ply at basketball with a deflated ball. What if I went with you, how about that? I still have some in my system, I don’t just do the whole thing at one time.

Ok deep breath. For me it helped to squat at first. Yeah like this. And then you…yeah, there you go. Perfect. Can I just…yeah I can feel it getting big in my hand. You’re really packing some heat. Yeah I had to say it, it’s true! You can put your hand on it too. Or mine.

Nah you don’t have to change it now, it was only a leak. I usually change mine after I brush my teeth at night and then in the morning. You only have to when you can feel it getting wet. That’s why it’s just leaks, okay?

What do you mean you can’t stop? Well it’s probably fine. It’s just your first time, it’ll totally be able to hold that. But I have a lot of tricks up my sleave for being able to stop your stream like the other guys. It takes control and patience but I think you can do it.

Go look at yourself in the mirror. Isn’t it great? You look perfect

[coolmarch555]

Oh no… I couldn’t hold it!

[tucsonkinkbear]

I love the desperation in his voice as he floods his jeans

[omorashisideblog]

idk how much overlap there is between the omorashi and the monsterfucker community but lately I've been thinking a lot about the issue of peeing with two dicks.

Like, aiming and control would be a lot harder so maybe they try to never pee outside of their bathroom at home. Or maybe somebody once saw them peeing in the woods and had a lot of questions about their anatomy, making them too uncomfortable to finish and they try to hold it the rest of the day until their annoying companion gets the hint.

Maybe they feel a leak coming out of one dick and quickly reach down to squeeze it, only for the other one to start leaking even harder.

Maybe they usually pee with only one dick, unless they've really got to go, which can be hard to remember when they're rushing to whip it out and let go and they don't realize what's happening until they feel warmth spreading down their legs.

[yellowdribble]

This also applies to Klingons 👀

[ayashiku]

i made a gif because i’m trash

(here’s a slightly better quality version that isn’t bound by tumblrs dumb gif size limits)

[littleleaks172257]

Fellas, on a level of 0 to 10 with 1 meaning "not shy" and 10 meaning "very shy"...

How peeshy is your favourite blorbo/OC?

0 (so shameless it hurts)

1 (doesn't mind at all)

2 (finds it a LITTLE bit awkward if others are around)

3 (finds it awkward with others around)

4 (prefers to go alone, but can just fine with others around)

5 (prefers it if nobody watches)

6 (prefers it if nobody watches or hears it, but can go with others around)

7 (starts to lock up when others are around)

8 (public toilets aren't an option anymore)

9 (basically only can go at home)

10 (locks up even at home)

Voting ended onApr 6

Reblogs for sample size appreciated.

[werewolfomo]

Imagine how obvious accidents would be if you were a vampire (if they peed blood cuz yk.. that’s their diet lol) maybe you’re at a fancy dinner party and you’ve had too much to drink and you leak into your fancy white dress pants before you can make it to a bathroom maybe you could make an excuse that you spilled red wine onto yourself but if you were around other vampires it would be completely obvious to them what you just did. I always hear a lot of vampire stories where they have a heightened sense of hearing so maybe if you even had protection on and nobody else can physically see you having an accident any other vampire would be able to hear it. 🙏🙏🙏

[stjohnstarling]

Being a Catholic priest is a form of kink roleplay. I think. 

[stjohnstarling]

Ohh you’re wearing your little collar that tells everyone you’re not allowed to have sex? Do you belong to god? Do you call him your daddy?

[houseofwaywardsubs]

"Noooo, it's not like that, we just make people get on their knees and beg for forgiveness for their sins and then there's this big statue of a mostly naked guy who was flogged and suspended on this big rack in front of everyone, okay, now make sure you know the proper response to the phrases we call out."

[mommyandpee]

You want to have sex with Mommy? Where did you even hear that word, sweetie? You're far too little for special grownup time.

Don't fuss, baby boy. I know sitting in your soggy diaper makes your prince parts grow big and hard. But you can't be trusted long enough for Mommy to touch you like a big boy! You can barely hold it on the changing table.

We can play pretend, though. Mommy can take off her panties and bounce on the cute bulge in your diaper. Of course, your padding is far too thick to feel my pussy, but you've imagined it enough times.

Just knowing your prince parts are so close to Mommy's pussy is going to make you have an accident, isn't it? Aww, that's okay, that's what your diaper is for.

Maybe when you're potty trained - if that's even possible - you can make cummies inside Mommy. For now, you can practice in your diaper. It's hard to imagine my little man being big enough for that. After all, you smell like baby powder and the front of your diaper is wet - and not because of Mommy. But it's precious that you want to try.

I know you can't hold it anymore, honey. Let it all out. Be a good boy and have an accident for Mommy. You may think that you want to play like the grownups, but Mommy knows this is what you truly want. Nothing feels better than making cummies in your pee-soaked diaper to remind you what a helpless little baby you are. This is what you need. Even if you think it isn't, babies don't get to make choices.

[ryleebread]

The type of character who gets angry at any mild inconvenience, but then they have an accident and it’s so embarrassing and they’re so mad at themselves that they can’t stop angry tears from coming out. And then crying makes it even more embarrassing so their whole body hurts as they’re trapped between seething and sobbing. They try to hide their face and mentally beat themselves up for how weak they’re being but the emotion is only getting stronger and they just have to let the tears fall >>>