cerberus

i like a lot of things

[todaysbird]

Today's bird is this Australasian Swamphen

[ladsielannes]

I love you, Jean Lannes. I love you forever and ever. No one's taking you away from me.

[jeannielannes]

Thats fake soemoene else did That noT me

[ladsielannes]

Iunno, man... It has your face and name on it. Are you... Problematic medias?...

[jeannielannes]

NO IM NOT . IM NOT PROBELEMAT. iT AI AI AI

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

you’re so problematic i think we need to kill you.

[ladsielannes]

I don't wanna hear it from YOU. Mr. Calvary.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

there’s a word for your type of people. it starts with an f and ends with a g.

[ladsielannes]

Really? I could've sworn it started with an N and ended with a Y.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

you know what happened to murat. don’t make it happen with you.

[ladsielannes]

I HATE Michel Ney... I hate Michel Neyyyyyy...

Made it for @br4vestofthebr4ve .

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i didn’t do this. this is fake medias.

[ladsielannes]

I saw you doing this right in front of me. :-/

You're so problematic.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i want to go home.

[ladsielannes]

Saying this like I'm holding you at gunpoint. 😭

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

you ARE!!! THERES A GUN. RIGHT THERE.

[ladsielannes]

Oh shush! No it's not! >:-/

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

let me go home… please…

[ladsielannes]

After I kill you. >_<

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

( weeps. )

[theironmarshal]

oh my god ney I didn't know you were homophobic, this is going to negatively impact our eggs ☹

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

IM NOT HOMOPHOBIC YOU FUCKING CRETIN

[theironmarshal]

BE NICE TO ME BE NICE TO ME I'LL KILL YOU TO DEATH

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

sorry… i got mad ..

[theironmarshal]

it is ok. kises

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

yay ❤️

[badassdemonsword]

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

[minmos]

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

[bes3iga]

pepi

[scourgiez]

Neylington 🐴

[yossyislandd]

me at balls is still genuinely the funniest meme ever and it's been years. evergreen

[yossyislandd]

like every time i hear "me at" i go me at balls... and then i imagine meatballs and laugh. it never would have occurred to me that me at is just meat with a space and now i can't forget it. me at balls 🍝

[ganymedian]

she’s (23f) dressing his (24f) wounds

My butch4butch women-disguised-as-men intimate friendship between the ships surgeon and 2nd lieutenant TEEHEE

[holy0ak6-deactivated20240421]

[squeeblr]

via bree newsome bass on twitter: 

“The widely circulated timeline created by @Zerflin does a great job in showing how recently slavery & segregation occurred & that they lasted longer than the modern era. 

“I'd like to offer this timeline as another way of viewing the same period of history to show the constancy of both Black resistance in US & efforts of the white power structure to maintain racial caste since 1619.”

https://twitter.com/breenewsome/status/986427881680228354

[queen-mihai]

This second picture is MUCH more accurate!

[queen-mihai]

I had the exact same experience the second time I looked at this picture as the first time. I was looking like "what is this green line? Like suddenly everything is OK? It's not. Racists are still trying to push us back to 1619. Nothing has been fixed. We still need to fight. Hard!

[yzeebzics]

81 sinister v1s:

[mothcpu]

Autopsy for Two, a short addendum to Dream's End Come True, is now available. please enjoy, and happy 4th anniversary to DECT <3

mothcpu.net/dect/a42

[omomriii]

ew

[lyss-butterscotch]

S1, hell's copy of a Supreme machine, a jester that'll never leave

[galaxxyisgnomish]

I've been seeing a lot of posters highlight specific words in their sentences and it makes me want to do that.

[bifidokxd]

sugimoto and asirpa

[omomriii]

a fewepisodes into the fugitive arc and i have so many complaints already lmao

[hotvampireadjacent]

[aaurus-deactivated20260324]

@endercoil @omomriii