THE Louis-Davout

I HATE YOU MURAT I HATE YOU LANNES I HATE YOU BESSIERES I HATE YOU JUNOT I HATE YOU MASSENA I HATE YOU BERNADOTTE I am okay with Ney. Sometimes.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i'm so. hungry. oouurrrgghhhhh.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i had some soda that bessieres gave me and i had to water it down because it had. too much carbonation. what the hell . i hate soda. this shit is garbage.

[theironmarshal]

weak little stomach boy naananananaaa nanananaaa kisses

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

like you're any better, louis. you can barely eat anything that doesn't taste like cardboard.

[theironmarshal]

i have...different tastes. but I can..handle it. partially. grr.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

cardboard boy. eating paper. and plastic. like a sea turtle.

[theironmarshal]

OKAY WELL RUMBLY TUMMY BOY OOUH OUUH MY TUMMY HURTS OUHUUHUH IM NEY I HAVE A STOMACH ACHE OUUUHG

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

:(

[theironmarshal]

hhmpf. don't frowny face at me. you called me a sea turtle.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

YEAH AND SEA TURTLES ARE CUTE.

[theironmarshal]

WELL. I DONT MIND YOUR STOMACH ISSUES. I GUESS THEYRE CUTE TOO. I DONT CARE.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

so defensive about being called a turtle... turtle boy.

[theironmarshal]

IM NOT TURTLE BOY. I'm not turtle boy. I'll get you. i'll get massena to come get you.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

whatever. cute little... turtle boy...

[theironmarshal]

gggrggh. you look. like a squirrel. a red squirrel.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

a very handsome red squirrel.

[theironmarshal]

fine. a..very..um. cute red squirrel. very nice. and..kind.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

hehehe. (｡ﾉω＼｡)

[theironmarshal]

you sound like a squirrel. always giggling. I guess squirrels giggle. I don't..know..

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i'm so. hungry. oouurrrgghhhhh.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i had some soda that bessieres gave me and i had to water it down because it had. too much carbonation. what the hell . i hate soda. this shit is garbage.

[theironmarshal]

weak little stomach boy naananananaaa nanananaaa kisses

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

like you're any better, louis. you can barely eat anything that doesn't taste like cardboard.

[theironmarshal]

i have...different tastes. but I can..handle it. partially. grr.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

cardboard boy. eating paper. and plastic. like a sea turtle.

[theironmarshal]

OKAY WELL RUMBLY TUMMY BOY OOUH OUUH MY TUMMY HURTS OUHUUHUH IM NEY I HAVE A STOMACH ACHE OUUUHG

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

:(

[theironmarshal]

hhmpf. don't frowny face at me. you called me a sea turtle.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

YEAH AND SEA TURTLES ARE CUTE.

[theironmarshal]

WELL. I DONT MIND YOUR STOMACH ISSUES. I GUESS THEYRE CUTE TOO. I DONT CARE.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

so defensive about being called a turtle... turtle boy.

[theironmarshal]

IM NOT TURTLE BOY. I'm not turtle boy. I'll get you. i'll get massena to come get you.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

whatever. cute little... turtle boy...

[theironmarshal]

gggrggh. you look. like a squirrel. a red squirrel.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

a very handsome red squirrel.

[theironmarshal]

fine. a..very..um. cute red squirrel. very nice. and..kind.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i'm so. hungry. oouurrrgghhhhh.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i had some soda that bessieres gave me and i had to water it down because it had. too much carbonation. what the hell . i hate soda. this shit is garbage.

[theironmarshal]

weak little stomach boy naananananaaa nanananaaa kisses

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

like you're any better, louis. you can barely eat anything that doesn't taste like cardboard.

[theironmarshal]

i have...different tastes. but I can..handle it. partially. grr.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

cardboard boy. eating paper. and plastic. like a sea turtle.

[theironmarshal]

OKAY WELL RUMBLY TUMMY BOY OOUH OUUH MY TUMMY HURTS OUHUUHUH IM NEY I HAVE A STOMACH ACHE OUUUHG

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

:(

[theironmarshal]

hhmpf. don't frowny face at me. you called me a sea turtle.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

YEAH AND SEA TURTLES ARE CUTE.

[theironmarshal]

WELL. I DONT MIND YOUR STOMACH ISSUES. I GUESS THEYRE CUTE TOO. I DONT CARE.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

so defensive about being called a turtle... turtle boy.

[theironmarshal]

IM NOT TURTLE BOY. I'm not turtle boy. I'll get you. i'll get massena to come get you.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

whatever. cute little... turtle boy...

[theironmarshal]

gggrggh. you look. like a squirrel. a red squirrel.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i'm so. hungry. oouurrrgghhhhh.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i had some soda that bessieres gave me and i had to water it down because it had. too much carbonation. what the hell . i hate soda. this shit is garbage.

[theironmarshal]

weak little stomach boy naananananaaa nanananaaa kisses

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

like you're any better, louis. you can barely eat anything that doesn't taste like cardboard.

[theironmarshal]

i have...different tastes. but I can..handle it. partially. grr.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

cardboard boy. eating paper. and plastic. like a sea turtle.

[theironmarshal]

OKAY WELL RUMBLY TUMMY BOY OOUH OUUH MY TUMMY HURTS OUHUUHUH IM NEY I HAVE A STOMACH ACHE OUUUHG

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

:(

[theironmarshal]

hhmpf. don't frowny face at me. you called me a sea turtle.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

YEAH AND SEA TURTLES ARE CUTE.

[theironmarshal]

WELL. I DONT MIND YOUR STOMACH ISSUES. I GUESS THEYRE CUTE TOO. I DONT CARE.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

so defensive about being called a turtle... turtle boy.

[theironmarshal]

IM NOT TURTLE BOY. I'm not turtle boy. I'll get you. i'll get massena to come get you.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i'm so. hungry. oouurrrgghhhhh.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i had some soda that bessieres gave me and i had to water it down because it had. too much carbonation. what the hell . i hate soda. this shit is garbage.

[theironmarshal]

weak little stomach boy naananananaaa nanananaaa kisses

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

like you're any better, louis. you can barely eat anything that doesn't taste like cardboard.

[theironmarshal]

i have...different tastes. but I can..handle it. partially. grr.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

cardboard boy. eating paper. and plastic. like a sea turtle.

[theironmarshal]

OKAY WELL RUMBLY TUMMY BOY OOUH OUUH MY TUMMY HURTS OUHUUHUH IM NEY I HAVE A STOMACH ACHE OUUUHG

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

:(

[theironmarshal]

hhmpf. don't frowny face at me. you called me a sea turtle.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

YEAH AND SEA TURTLES ARE CUTE.

[theironmarshal]

WELL. I DONT MIND YOUR STOMACH ISSUES. I GUESS THEYRE CUTE TOO. I DONT CARE.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i'm so. hungry. oouurrrgghhhhh.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i had some soda that bessieres gave me and i had to water it down because it had. too much carbonation. what the hell . i hate soda. this shit is garbage.

[theironmarshal]

weak little stomach boy naananananaaa nanananaaa kisses

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

like you're any better, louis. you can barely eat anything that doesn't taste like cardboard.

[theironmarshal]

i have...different tastes. but I can..handle it. partially. grr.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

cardboard boy. eating paper. and plastic. like a sea turtle.

[theironmarshal]

OKAY WELL RUMBLY TUMMY BOY OOUH OUUH MY TUMMY HURTS OUHUUHUH IM NEY I HAVE A STOMACH ACHE OUUUHG

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

:(

[theironmarshal]

hhmpf. don't frowny face at me. you called me a sea turtle.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i'm so. hungry. oouurrrgghhhhh.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i had some soda that bessieres gave me and i had to water it down because it had. too much carbonation. what the hell . i hate soda. this shit is garbage.

[theironmarshal]

weak little stomach boy naananananaaa nanananaaa kisses

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

like you're any better, louis. you can barely eat anything that doesn't taste like cardboard.

[theironmarshal]

i have...different tastes. but I can..handle it. partially. grr.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

cardboard boy. eating paper. and plastic. like a sea turtle.

[theironmarshal]

OKAY WELL RUMBLY TUMMY BOY OOUH OUUH MY TUMMY HURTS OUHUUHUH IM NEY I HAVE A STOMACH ACHE OUUUHG

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i'm so. hungry. oouurrrgghhhhh.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i had some soda that bessieres gave me and i had to water it down because it had. too much carbonation. what the hell . i hate soda. this shit is garbage.

[theironmarshal]

weak little stomach boy naananananaaa nanananaaa kisses

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

like you're any better, louis. you can barely eat anything that doesn't taste like cardboard.

[theironmarshal]

i have...different tastes. but I can..handle it. partially. grr.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i'm so. hungry. oouurrrgghhhhh.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

i had some soda that bessieres gave me and i had to water it down because it had. too much carbonation. what the hell . i hate soda. this shit is garbage.

[theironmarshal]

weak little stomach boy naananananaaa nanananaaa kisses

[teenpoleon]

TEENPOLEON CAUGHT WANTING TO FUCK GINGERS ON MAIN??? (that’s wellington’s job…)

ALL OF YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP HURLING ACCUSATIONS OML😡😡😡😡😡😡😡💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

[teenpoleon]

NOT YOU EWWWWW

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

NO I DON'T WANT YOU IT WAS ABOUT THE MENTION OF WELLINGTON I DON'T WANT YOU WHY ARE PEOPLE SHIPPING ME WITH WELLINGTON

[teenpoleon]

OH MY GOD WHATTTTTT YEAHHH THATS. thats crazy whoooooo would ship you two together oh my gooooodddd.....👀👀👀👀💥💥💥THATS. ahhahaha. ABSURD!!!!👀👀👀👀👀💥💥💥💥💥

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

[teenpoleon]

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

sire please stop im scared

[theironmarshal]

WHAY IS GOING ON I DONTLIKE THIS

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

HELP ME WHY IS MY EMPEROR LIKE THIS

[theironmarshal]

NAPOLEON STOP HARRASSING MY GIRLFRIEND😭😭

[teenpoleon]

well im SORRY TO BREAK IT but your EMPEROR is . Wait what.

GIRLFRIEND??????????????????????

[theironmarshal]

uh.um.WHAT YOU HOMOPHOBIC OR SOMETHING?????

[teenpoleon]

NO IM NOT????😭😭😭😭 IM JUST WONDERING LIKE WTFFFF WHY ARE ALL OF YOU INTO EACH OTHER

[theironmarshal]

BECAUSE WE CAN BE. I GUESS. IDONTKNOWEITHEROKAYIDONTKNOW

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

wow. ( ・_ゝ・)

[teenpoleon]

ok Im gonna STEP BACK because WHAT THE FUCK sort your weirdo situationship out........ kis.......... kis.......... kiiiisssss........

[theironmarshal]

sire, you're contradicting yourself here. I'm not going to openly kiss my uh. um. comrade- here, and you know that. ...weirdo..

at least not in public.

[theironmarshal]

Yo marshall, how were you already balding at 20 ??? Is shampoo illegal in France ??? Have you ever worried about accidentally making people blind because your head can reflect the sun ??????

its a defense mechanism. I think. I feel fine about it. stop hounding me about things I cant control. hmmpf. also no, shampoo Is not. I just. am cool and better than everyone else.

[teenpoleon]

TEENPOLEON CAUGHT WANTING TO FUCK GINGERS ON MAIN??? (that’s wellington’s job…)

ALL OF YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP HURLING ACCUSATIONS OML😡😡😡😡😡😡😡💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

[teenpoleon]

NOT YOU EWWWWW

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

NO I DON'T WANT YOU IT WAS ABOUT THE MENTION OF WELLINGTON I DON'T WANT YOU WHY ARE PEOPLE SHIPPING ME WITH WELLINGTON

[teenpoleon]

OH MY GOD WHATTTTTT YEAHHH THATS. thats crazy whoooooo would ship you two together oh my gooooodddd.....👀👀👀👀💥💥💥THATS. ahhahaha. ABSURD!!!!👀👀👀👀👀💥💥💥💥💥

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

[teenpoleon]

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

sire please stop im scared

[theironmarshal]

WHAY IS GOING ON I DONTLIKE THIS

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

HELP ME WHY IS MY EMPEROR LIKE THIS

[theironmarshal]

NAPOLEON STOP HARRASSING MY GIRLFRIEND😭😭

[teenpoleon]

well im SORRY TO BREAK IT but your EMPEROR is . Wait what.

GIRLFRIEND??????????????????????

[theironmarshal]

uh.um.WHAT YOU HOMOPHOBIC OR SOMETHING?????

[teenpoleon]

NO IM NOT????😭😭😭😭 IM JUST WONDERING LIKE WTFFFF WHY ARE ALL OF YOU INTO EACH OTHER

[theironmarshal]

BECAUSE WE CAN BE. I GUESS. IDONTKNOWEITHEROKAYIDONTKNOW

[teenpoleon]

TEENPOLEON CAUGHT WANTING TO FUCK GINGERS ON MAIN??? (that’s wellington’s job…)

ALL OF YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP HURLING ACCUSATIONS OML😡😡😡😡😡😡😡💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

[teenpoleon]

NOT YOU EWWWWW

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

NO I DON'T WANT YOU IT WAS ABOUT THE MENTION OF WELLINGTON I DON'T WANT YOU WHY ARE PEOPLE SHIPPING ME WITH WELLINGTON

[teenpoleon]

OH MY GOD WHATTTTTT YEAHHH THATS. thats crazy whoooooo would ship you two together oh my gooooodddd.....👀👀👀👀💥💥💥THATS. ahhahaha. ABSURD!!!!👀👀👀👀👀💥💥💥💥💥

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

[teenpoleon]

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

sire please stop im scared

[theironmarshal]

WHAY IS GOING ON I DONTLIKE THIS

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

HELP ME WHY IS MY EMPEROR LIKE THIS

[theironmarshal]

NAPOLEON STOP HARRASSING MY GIRLFRIEND😭😭

[teenpoleon]

well im SORRY TO BREAK IT but your EMPEROR is . Wait what.

GIRLFRIEND??????????????????????

[theironmarshal]

uh.um.WHAT YOU HOMOPHOBIC OR SOMETHING?????

[theironmarshal]

[teenpoleon]

TEENPOLEON CAUGHT WANTING TO FUCK GINGERS ON MAIN??? (that’s wellington’s job…)

ALL OF YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP HURLING ACCUSATIONS OML😡😡😡😡😡😡😡💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

[teenpoleon]

NOT YOU EWWWWW

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

NO I DON'T WANT YOU IT WAS ABOUT THE MENTION OF WELLINGTON I DON'T WANT YOU WHY ARE PEOPLE SHIPPING ME WITH WELLINGTON

[teenpoleon]

OH MY GOD WHATTTTTT YEAHHH THATS. thats crazy whoooooo would ship you two together oh my gooooodddd.....👀👀👀👀💥💥💥THATS. ahhahaha. ABSURD!!!!👀👀👀👀👀💥💥💥💥💥

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

[teenpoleon]

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

sire please stop im scared

[theironmarshal]

WHAY IS GOING ON I DONTLIKE THIS

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

HELP ME WHY IS MY EMPEROR LIKE THIS

[theironmarshal]

NAPOLEON STOP HARRASSING MY GIRLFRIEND😭😭

[teenpoleon]

TEENPOLEON CAUGHT WANTING TO FUCK GINGERS ON MAIN??? (that’s wellington’s job…)

ALL OF YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP HURLING ACCUSATIONS OML😡😡😡😡😡😡😡💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

[teenpoleon]

NOT YOU EWWWWW

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

NO I DON'T WANT YOU IT WAS ABOUT THE MENTION OF WELLINGTON I DON'T WANT YOU WHY ARE PEOPLE SHIPPING ME WITH WELLINGTON

[teenpoleon]

OH MY GOD WHATTTTTT YEAHHH THATS. thats crazy whoooooo would ship you two together oh my gooooodddd.....👀👀👀👀💥💥💥THATS. ahhahaha. ABSURD!!!!👀👀👀👀👀💥💥💥💥💥

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

[teenpoleon]

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

sire please stop im scared

[theironmarshal]

WHAY IS GOING ON I DONTLIKE THIS

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

who in the hell is cursing me with these stomach pains. oh my god. this is agony. jesus fucking christ.

[theironmarshal]

haha haha hanahaaa hahaahhahahahahahaha that was probably Napoleon

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

why would he do that ?! what have i done to deserve this ?!

[theironmarshal]

Ney, you know Napoleon is…um. Somewhat unforgiving. He might have remembered the Waterloo mishap. Happens to the best of us.

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

how does one even manage this !? what kind of witchcra--OW!!

[theironmarshal]

Heh- maybe it’s that time of the month for him eh? Okay no I can’t do that that’s bessieres thing, I’m never making a joke again

[br4vestofthebr4ve]

this is what he experiences ? what--ow!--women experience ?! every MONTH ?!

[theironmarshal]

Um..I..guess,,I mean idk it was just a joke..