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Mostly smut, but also cars/ffxiv/queer stuff. But mostly smut. 34/whatever

[titsay]

[internettythings]

Volkswagen makes sausage?

[omw169]

They do! It started as a lunch for their factory workers. It even has its own VW Part Number. Volkswagen actually makes more sausages in a year than they make cars.

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

[juhliabce]

[dissectedfemme]

I love when pretty girls are unapologetically perverted

[tidesandtwilight]

sorry I texted you back in 0.3 seconds. your presence in my life is a constant joy and talking to you makes it worth it

[p-assionateheart-deactivated202]

[ooppo]

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

[the-infinite-casmos]

[ooppo]

THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op

[ooppo]

Ohhhh yeah

[withoutwarningwithoutremorse]

[ourcarnalsins-deactivated201208]

[dollettesheart]

that one femme with nerdy interests who is also willing to learn about your nerdy interests will save you btw

[thugyisback-deactivated20251224]

be gentle. cook for her, buy her flowers and put ur thumb in her ass while you fck her in doggy

[dogpuppy]

[omw169]

As someone who taps one card and inserts the one that doesn’t tap correctly, this tracks.

Would prefer to tap, will happily insert as necessary.

[coltre]

I like the idea of you thinking about me

[crimsongambitphoenix]

[d4rthberry]

i love when women are perverts, nothing is better than a disgustingly filthy minded beautiful woman

[the-perks-of-eating-pussy]

people who are super cute and dorky but also secretly kinky as fuck are very important