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pinkpink0

i hope i am the tumblr mutual you wanna fuck

thevaultofretroandvintage

orpheuslament

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

rosepetal444-deactivated2026020

i’m like if a pervert was a sweetheart

lisbonsteresa

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually

titsay

internettythings

Volkswagen makes sausage?

omw169

They do! It started as a lunch for their factory workers. It even has its own VW Part Number. Volkswagen actually makes more sausages in a year than they make cars.

I love when pretty girls are unapologetically perverted

tidesandtwilight

sorry I texted you back in 0.3 seconds. your presence in my life is a constant joy and talking to you makes it worth it

p-assionateheart-deactivated202

ooppo

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.