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instinctus-bestialis-deactivate

Cats that stare at gay people

noofvcks

Iconic

noofvcks

Those kids just know 😭

unashamedly-enthusiastic

I went for an ultrasound today and the baby wasn't in quite the right position for one of the measurements

So the girl was like, "raise yourself up and shake your hips like Shakira, really shake them for me". Which I do, for I have been instructed by a medical professional.

and it WORKED?! the baby was in a totally different position

Which, logically, I get it. But now I'm walking about and all I can think of is

papasmoke

Losing my mind remembering that pic chelsea manning posted of the extremely undercover and not at all obvious fbi agent who was tailing her after her release

papasmoke

verminsblood

what kind of sixth sense do american have to recognize fbi agents that easily

demonius-darkblade

to paraphrase her, its always the shoes.

pedro-martines

americans please explain to a foreigner, he looks like some random dude to me

imnotafeddammit

1. They all have the same haircut, almost everybody in law enforcement and the military have the same haircut due to regulations.

2. They all wear the same shoes. Same boots, and same overpolished dress shoes.

3. They act different. Shifty eyed and always on their own.

4. They’re kinda really bad at their jobs. I’ve encountered plenty of “undercover” cops outside of bars that ask questions no regular person in their right mind would ever ask. “How are you getting home?” “Who did you come here with tonight?”

5. America is a police state on a budget. Most officers are poorly trained, fbi agents require a 4 year degree (I think), but lord knows how much training they actually get. And the dumb kids from your high school always become cops.

It’s always the dense as a brick kid, with something to prove that becomes a cop. The kid that mouth-breathed and couldn’t chew gum and walk at the same time.

derkartoffelkonig

Their shirts are never form fitting so they can conceal a weapon and cuffs.

Always look at the watch, it’ll be expensive but in neutral tones (uniform standards strike again).

They will always sit where they can see their target and the nearest exit.

They will have a partner who is less obvious but wil point a recording device (phone or camera) at you. Check elevated positions, it gives them the clearest view to track you and keep an eye on their partner at the same time.

jimmyfury

One time when i lived in phoenix, I was driving home through residential streets from Panda Express on April 20th and there was a 40something year old white man standing quite literally in the MIDDLE of the fucking road wearing a brand new straight from the store weed jersey (jersey #420 with a big pot leaf), a wornout old raiders hat, regular-fit straight leg jeans, and cop shoes. This man proceeded to try to wave me down to stop since I was driving slowly (again, residential neighborhood) and as he did so fully yelled “You buying bro? You buying? 420 bro 420 you buying?”

I almost choked laughing so hard. I couldn’t stop myself from just yelling “NO THANK YOU OFFICER” as i drove by him.

brunhiddensmusings

for the past 60 years law enforcement, military, and even literal espionage/intelligence based organizations have assumed that rigid conformity to dress code was more important then actually training how to go undercover, blend in, or understand what the fuck theyre doing largely because the ‘we are infallible’ mindset is too strong for them to consider they might not be doing very good

official-lucifers-child

shoutout to the two “undercover cops” who were at my school to monitor the student body for a week, acting like “substitute assistants” and literally all of the kids immediately recognised them as cops and everyone would address them only as “officer” which annoyed the hell out of them because “we aren’t cops” like sir you literally have your badge in your back pocket and a taser what fucking substitute assistant would have an actual police badge and a whole ass taser??

crazy-pages

Just a casual reminder that this is what secret police are. Like, this is the literal definition. Police who are (badly or otherwise) pretending to not be police.

swampgallows

i know this has eight billion notes already but i love sharing these images

chaoticchickengremlin

This thread reminds me of this story lol

bunnyonacupcake

that guy in the first picture is VERY obviously balancing his phone on his leg and recording BTW. It’s sideways with the camera pointed at her, in way that you’d only do if recording ‘subtly’ or trying to hide your text messages as you read them. At least in my experience. Stay vigilant ig

mindblowingscience

"The geographic distribution of this species encompasses most of North America and these animals are particularly abundant near urban population centers located in the eastern US," the authors write in their paper.

The novel coronavirus appears to have somehow jumped from humans to wild deer in some parts of the United States.

In the northeast of the nation, a recent federal survey found neutralizing antibodies for SARS-CoV-2 in 40 percent of all white-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus) that were sampled.

In the state of Michigan alone, 67 percent of free-ranging deer showed immune markers for the coronavirus in their bloodwork.

It’s the first evidence of widespread exposure to SARS-CoV-2 in wild animals, and while the preprint study still needs to be verified and peer-reviewed, the findings are cause for concern.

While none of the deer showed adverse health effects, the presence of specific antibodies in their blood suggests they recently fought off the virus.

By silently harboring and spreading this pathogen, scientists worry deer populations are allowing SARS-CoV-2 to adapt and evolve into new strains – ones that could possibly re-infect humans years down the road with even greater transmissibility and severity than before.

erikos-libertarian-socialist

Credit scores have only existed since 1989, pass it on

princechorus

MY OLDER BROTHER IS OLDER THAN CREDIT SCORES?????????

hexalene

Bruh

Women couldn’t own credit cards until 1975.

I wonder....who could have benefited from establishing a hierarchical score of credit based on the long historical use of credit, amount of credit, and diversity of credit in their names....who could have set up such a system to favor people with long credit histories...such mysterious, so strange

thedevilsfamiliar

And that’s on periodt

wickedwonderlandd

Seriously that shit gets so annoying.

mitskilesbians

this is basically what coming out is

beybad

white culture in 5 screencaps

a-god-in-ruins-rises

bourneblack-deactivated20240910

Another point for why it’s important to own your own copies of music and media, and not use streaming services, is because the copy you own can’t be taken back.

(This is also a good time to remind people that yout*be to mp3 converters still exist).

corallapis

please don't tell me you guys are ripping songs one at a time for the quality and getting mp3 -_- here's what you should actually do:

1. sign up for a free deezer account 2. download python if you don't already have it 3. download deemix-pyweb for your os (r/deemix will have the link if this one breaks) 4. extract the zip, click on deemix-pyweb.exe, login in w/ your deezer arl in settings (it'll tell you how, it's very easy)

ta-da! now you can download multiple songs, albums, playlists, and entire artist catalogs at the same time! in mp3 or flac quality! all organized w/ album covers & info & everything else!

also, you can convert any spotify playlists you have to deezer ones using soundiiz, or thru deemix itself. enjoy! 🎵

paxamericana

kineticpenguin

What a funny way to say “cops blew up neighborhood”

smitethestate

It’s been really hilarious to watch the LAPD try to dodge any responsibility for this while the media tries desperately to help them by publishing the most confusing fucking headlines but what really happened is that the cops found and confiscated thousands of pounds of “illegal” fireworks in LA and then decided to take 10 pounds of that, call the press, and make a show of using their new expensive toy, the “total containment” truck that is supposed to be able to take explosions of up to 15 pounds.

So they took the 10 pounds of explosives and their toy truck to a poor Black neighborhood, got reporters there, stuck the explosives inside, and set them off intentionally instead of just defusing them like they did with the other 4,990 pounds of fireworks.

For some reason, likely because something went wrong with their truck which I bet cost the city a shit ton of money, the containment completely failed and the explosion destroyed cars, homes, and injured 17-19 people (I’ve seen different reports with different numbers), a couple of whom were in critical condition but it sounds like everyone survived.

The LAPD then had the audacity to tweet that they didn’t know what caused the explosion when it was them who caused the explosion, intentionally, and we know because they called the media so that everybody could see them do it.

In summary, the LAPD wanted to show off/justify their ridiculous budget but their expensive toy was a dud and so they ended up bombing a poor Black neighborhood (because they would never risk this in a white neighborhood) and don’t want to admit it.

cheaphalloweencostume

my cat got heat stroke today it was so scary :( he’s home and recovering now but wauugghhhhh this fucking heatwave in the PNW is no fucking joke, we’re not acclimated to this and neither are our pets, keep your babies inside and watered don’t be like me and have to have a public meltdown in a humane society vet wing

cheaphalloweencostume

here’s the pissed off charcoal lump himself recovering in our nice cool dark room with his personal charcuterie platter

medianox-astrum

It can be hard to spot sometimes so keep an eye out for the signs, also cats do not naturally pant like a dog! If your cat is panting they are overheating!

If your pet is showing signs of heat stroke call your vet! In the mean time do what you can to cool them off such as putting wet towels on them, going in a cooler room, and giving them access to water. Do not dowse them in freezing cold water, a drastic temperature change from very hot to very cold can cause other dangerous issues. It’s very similar to treating heatstroke in humans, get out of the heat but don’t freeze.

bakurapika

[Image description: Two charts as posted by medianox-astrum.

The first chart lists “5 signs of heat stroke in dogs” next to a photo of a dog:

1. Excessive & ongoing panting 2. Brick-red or blue-purple gums 3. Lethargic, collapsed, seizures 4. Excessive drooling 5. History of exercise on a hot day, being left unattended in a hot car, or unable to get out of the sun. If you suspect your dog is suffering from heat stroke then you need to contact your vet immediately!

The second chart lists “5 signs of heat stroke in cats” next to photos of kittens:

1. Open-mouthed breathing or panting 2. Brick-red or blue-purple gums 3. Lethargic, collapsed, seizures 4. Excessive drooling 5. History of being left unattended in a hot car, or unable to get out of the sun (e.g., tick paralysis) If you suspect your cat is suffering from heat stroke then you need to contact your vet immediately!

Both images are sourced from www.drbelindathevet.com . End description.]

the-quasar-hero

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

schakira

okay... i can still see the folds on your wizard robe... iron it.

the-quasar-hero

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

schakira

no cause it's really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn't being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

the-quasar-hero

I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?

schakira

you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT

the-quasar-hero

Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.

entguarde

And I’m supposed to listen to you two when you both wear TRAFFIC CONE HATS?? Hate to tell you this buds, but I do think that the plastic hat kinda matches y’all’s plastic fashion taste and y’all’s plastic ass spells.

Yours truly, the wizard frog

schakira

DO NOT INTERRUPT US