I've been collecting these for a while and thought I should finally get around to posting them
Everyone is quoted verbaitum, mostly out of context and according to their relationship with me because we don't believe in real names
Some of these have a lot of potential, so feel free to use them as incorrect quotes for your own things! (mayhaps tag me if you're feeling generous)
Any posts (like this one) that are just me talking will be tagged #off the record to make them easier to avoid













