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This is for everyone whose tired of not getting shotgun! Hope you enjoy!

#on-ze-john #shotgun #comedy #funny #this should make you laugh #well i hope it makes you laugh #if you dont laugh #im sorry #i dont know what i did wrong #but i love you anyway

Ever feel like you’ve eaten to much peanut butter?

#peanut butter #if youre bored check it out #i mean dont let me tell you what to do #it was just a suggestion #maybe youll like it #i dont really know #but this is how social media works #right?#funny #haha #laugh #laugh in yo face!#what does that even mean?#i have no idea #im essentially just typing nonsense now #love ya #on ze john

Hey, I’m still alive. Here are some things I’ve been doing lately

#on-ze-john #ham #im still alive #i stopped using tumblr because it got really racist out of no where #its really weird #maybe i followed the wrong people #but like #i just dont enjoy it anymore #im still producing things #you can check out my videos here #and my private account on my main page #message me if you want my snapchat if you cant find it #but hey #i'd like to keep in touch #love ya

Snapchat

Hey! I don’t know if you still follow me or even really care about anything I have to say, but if you’re bored you can certainly follow me on Snapchat at Jermichael_P. I’ve never shown a weenier pic so don’t get your hopes up.

#snapchat #on-ze-john #ive been gone for a while #i havent forgotten about you though #i still love you #and always will #happy fall #love you

I feel like this describes Fall in a song.

#fall #the album leaf #thule #for some reason i just think of fall #i also study to it #i dont know #dont ask me #i just do #relax #on ze john

Your videos still make me laugh so hard. 😂 especially the poopie underwear find

lol Thank you for watching!! That was a very weird day. Horrible park.

I pass this park every time i drive to school. So I decided to explore it. I was not prepared for the horrors that I would see. This is a collect of my Snapchats of the adventure. (sorry for the vertical filming)

#horrible park adventure #it was a really bad park #i dont understand it #i still dont understand what the hell this park was #it looked like a sump #except it was an actual park...#i apologize for the vertical filming #these were all snapchats #beard #on ze john #long island #long island nature #smithtown #bill richards park #im an idiot

New Summer Jam!

JD Supreme- Tropics Ft. Marlo Demore

#summer time #perfect summer jam #jd supreme #tropics #summer music #yall #also check out real estate #they are also great summer music #boom #love you guys #i wonder if im still relevant #on ze john

I may, or may not have just spent way too much time looking at your blog 😂 Pretty sure we should be friends!

lol Well thank you! I’m glad we found each other. Lets totally be friends.

it's my bday!!! last year you gave me a birthday selfie 😜😉

I’m sorry! I totally missed it! I havent been on my blog game lately. I hope you had an awesome birthday without my stupid face!

Welcome back :) missed your daily selfies

lol Thank you! hard to believe someone would miss those things, but thank you!

To get ready for season two of On The Bike With Mike, heres the video that started it all.

#currently filming season two #i have a way better hold on editing now #no more vertical filming #its all down hill from here #you dont have to watch if you dont want #if you laughed let me know #or check out my other vids #or whatever #or dont #do you #dont let someone tell you what to do #on ze john #on the bike with mike #beard

Heres a photo I took on one of my recent bike rides. It’s in the same realm as my blog so here you go. I didn't use it.

#bike riding #long island nature #everything about long island sucks #i didnt use this toilet tree #even though it probably would of felt great to use it #hope everyones having a good summer #love you #new on the bike with mike coming real soon #on ze john

Whoa!

Man, it has been a while since I’ve been back on this thing. How is everybody doing?!? Have I missed anything good? I’m going to test out this “Let people answer” function by asking another question, ok?

#i feel weird #its been a while #i took this after a 20 mile bike ride #i had a nice kabiff on the bike couple weeks ago #beat me up real good #im still recovering #getting ready to get back on the sadle #is that how you spell sadle?#on ze john

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Finished on-ze-john ! (I know it shouldn’t take this long for a sketch but I left it unfinished yesterday and only got to finish it today ☺️)

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Thank you so much! It’s awesome and I’m severely blushing from your sweetness.

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I would just like to give another shout out/ thank you. I still can’t believe I’ve been drawn. Lol Its awesome

#on-ze-john #just having a random though #and i found the picture #lol #made me laugh #thank you so much #stay tuned for season 2 of on the bike with Mike

I still adore reading your elaborate tags on posts.

Thank you! I’m amazed that you read them. You’re straight up super crazy cool! Love ya.

How are you so cute?!? I just want to wrap you in a blanket and keep you forever.

Blanket burrito? I’m game.

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