SoMuchDepends

Just making bad memes. You know how I be.

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Lady Catherine de Bourg: And will you promise never to enter into such an engagement?

Elizabeth “The Miserable Half?” Bennet:

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POV: you’re Mr. Collins giving his compliments to the cook who the Bennets are perfectly able to keep

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Elizabeth “I will make no promise of the kind”Bennet Darcy strutting her way into Thanksgiving Dinner at Rosings every year:

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The Internet’s hottest IP is the Bridgerton Cinematic & Literary Universe. It. Has. Everything: the ultimate enemies-to-lovers plot, an entire book based on Speak Now by Taylor Swift, a Cancerian matriarch who is obsessed with finding love matches for her 8(!) alphabetically-named children, expertly placed orchestral pop covers, bee-based trauma, a man covering sex stains on the couch with a throw pillow, a bounty of man sluts, incompetent and/or dead father figures, Julie Andrews VO, excellent cane-centered prop work, and a lot of problematic elements that make much more sense when you realize the source material was written in the early 2000s.

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Colin: finally gets it on with Penelope in the carriage

Violet Bridgerton, sensing it in the force:

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This is it. This is the plot of When He Was Wicked.

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my brothers in christ I’m begging you to take this as the joke that it is

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Pride & Prejudice, Jane Austen (1813) / “Lover,” Taylor Swift (2019) / You’ve Got Mail, Nora Ephron (1998) / Fraiser, David Angell, Peter Casey, David Lee (1993-2004)

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Persuasion, Jane Austen (1817) / “Cruel Summer,” Taylor Swift (2019) / Bridgerton, Chris Van Dusen (2020-present) / “Motion Sickness,” Phoebe Bridgers (2017)

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Emma, Jane Austen (1815) / “When You Say Nothing At All,” Keith Whitley (1988) / Much Ado About Nothing, William Shakespeare (1623) / “You Are In Love,” Taylor Swift (2014)

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Pride & Prejudice (2005) + ao3 tags

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just thinking about “If I loved you less, I might talk about it more” and “You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope” and “I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun”…. dont text

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me whenever the little regency bitches brush hands:

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Emma. (2020) + ao3 tags

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Be the cringe you want to see in the world 😘✌️

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Well, they’re obviously in love. And it’s messy and it’s groundbreaking and it really wouldn’t be so toxic if it weren’t for the fear of intimacy and bees.

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Friends, it’s time for me to share another of my dumb little TikTok videos and none of you can stop me.