On Asphalt Bones

Independent Audio Drama. See our pinned post for more info. Founding member of the [Listless] network.

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Episode 11: "Rejoice! For Someone Up There is Watching Over You" is OUT NOW!

"I am God."

Art by @fifteefoolish

After weeks of editing, composing, compiling, recording - a lot of verbs ending in "ing", Episode 11 is finally here! I'm really proud of this one, especially given the struggles faced in its production, and I really hope that people enjoy it!! You can listen for free on Spotify or wherever you get podcasts!

Again, I'd strongly recommend listening to the episodes in order, but I can't stop you!

Enjoy!!

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February Progress Update

Progress updates on the finale of our silly lil' show! Hope the year's going ok for everyone!

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An Update on the Finale!

Hello, my lovelies! Rest assured - the finale WILL happen! It's just SUCH a workload. Currently aiming for March, but there will be content - like the soundtrack - in the meantime!

Until we next speak,

~ Scarlett

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Episode 12: "And Thus I Stand, Listless, in the Maw of Eternity"

"Why do I feel like this?"

Listen for free on Spotify or the podcatcher of your choice.

This episode is shorter and sweeter than the other finale instalments. It's also being announced pretty late because I'm nowhere near a computer right now :') Well, I am while typing this, but it's been . a lot. (in a good awesome way but like. AAAA)

I'm going to stop blogging now. This episode is shorter and sweeter, leading up to The Finale (real) (final draft) (DO NOT EDIT) (version 2) (edit 23.12.2023).

As always, I hope you enjoy.

Also, a special thanks to Betty Brown Boots and Dolly, our talented guest VA's in this episode.

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Episode 12 Title Announced

Happy holidays! Episode 12 of On Asphalt Bones will release at 4pm UTC on Wednesday! It's gonna be a nice little respite before the actual finale (I chopped things up a little), so I hope you enjoy! It features two brand-new special guest voice actors with a secret!!

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Episode 12 Announced!

Let it be quiet, completely.

Episode 12 of On Asphalt Bones will release at 4PM UTC on the 27th of December. This is the first half of the finale.

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This is the End, Again (A Season 1 Retrospective) is OUT NOW!

THIS IS THE END, AGAIN (A Season 1 Retrospective) is OUT NOW!

This 10-minute mini episode speeds through the events of Season 1 (Episodes 1-8), providing a recap for past listeners of the show to better engage with the finale.

I hope that the journey back is a comforting one.

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Making Episode 11's Art

A lil' process of how we arrived at the final episode art for Episode 11 of On Asphalt Bones!

Art by @vaguehumanoidshape @fifteefoolish.

As an extra bonus, we pinned them to the fridge!!

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Tumblr wants me to post about 25 posts so I threw the medal into the harbour

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A short preview of Episode 11: "Rejoice! For Someone Up There is Watching Over You!"

Thank you for all the support on here! I don't know why I put off sorting out the Tumblr for so long, but I'm glad to be on here. It's the only social media I really use, so I don't know why I . wasn't using it.

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And that's a wrap! (well, almost)

"92% of your listeners discovered you this year" is INSANE to me. The amount of support we've received from these finale episodes has been INCREDIBLE. People listening, sharing, talking about their thoughts on the episodes has been amazing. Near doubling our follower count, and being a top 10 podcast for people? I think that was in single digits last year...

Thank you all, so so much. For every listen, every share, every time you talk about the show.

Happy 2023, and here's to the death of On Asphalt Bones, coming soon.

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On Asphalt Bones - Episode 11: "Rejoice! For Someone Up There is Watching Over You" will release in 28 hours - tomorrow, at 4pm UTC. We hope to see you there.

Art by @vaguehumanoidshape.

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Episode 11 Progress! [14.11.2023]

🎥 60% of scenes edited!

🎵 4 new music tracks, composed by yours truly!

⏳ Currently over 20 minutes long (and counting)!

💾 Over 2GB of voice files!

✍ Two additional scenes!

🎙 Everything is recorded!

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Episode 11 Name Revealed! [22.11.2023]

Episode 11: "Rejoice! For Someone Up There is Watching Over You" will release in 7 days.

Follow the show on Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Behind the Screams: Episode 11 [15.11.2023]

A second series of not-so-fun facts, this time pertaining to Episode 11 (name still unannounced).

Once again, we get a music preview. This time, though, it's a little different - see the video for more info on that!

Also, FOOTSTEP ENGINE!!! My silly little toy for making footsteps, like, 5 percent easier at MOST.

I'll try and make it a bit less. nothing. next time, hopefully :') I'm so weird about sharing ANYTHING about episodes ahead of time and I don't know why - maybe I'll try and do a preview BEFORE the episode releases this time!

I'd really like to do some actual behind the scenes content after the show has aired, going into detail about the development and creation - from the idea to the release. I'll think more about it, but it's v. v. tempting :)

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Episode 10 Promo! [13.11.2023]

A short post-view of Episode 10, to entice hesitant and returning listeners!

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Episode 11 Announced! [08.11.2023]

Another vague, ominous post. Episode 11 - yet devoid of a name (well, it has one, but it's a secret) - is announced. The episode is scheduled for release on the 29th of November!