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i have been struck once again !!alright, this time i’m gonna do a bunch of people so buckle your fucking seatbelts, kids.
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It’s never a goodbye.
I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time and I think that’s why we were brothers - because you did too.
I don’t have friends; I got f a m i l y.
Some things never change
“It starts with the eyes. She’s gotta have those kind of eyes that can look right through the bullshit, to the good in someone. 20% angel, 80% devil. Down to earth. Ain’t afraid to get a little engine grease under her fingernails.”
- Dom Toretto (via bcwxamore)
“When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching – they are your family.“
Send me "&" for my muse's reaction to yours tracing one of their scars.
If you roleplay a ship with me,
flash giveaway bc i had a neat idea !!
okay, so i’ve been lurking redbubble literally all day, and there’s a ton of neat shirts on there, so i wanna do something nice and buy one of you lucky guys a t-shirt !!
rules:
- obviously, you must be comfortable with giving me your address so i can send you the shirt !! ( if you’re not comfortable with giving me a shirt size, i’ll just buy a large. )
- likes and reblogs count, and feel free to reblog as much as you want !! ( just be mindful not to spam your followers’ dashboards. )
- if you win, you can either pick out your own shirt or let me surprise you with one !! ( if i choose, it’ll be based on whatever fandom your muse is from. )
- must be a roleplay blog.
- i’m posting this rather late, so i’m not sure when i’ll end it !! keep checking back for an update on that lmao. screw it, i’m just gonna let this go ‘til the end of the month. so, this ends at midnight central time on july 1st !!
- you must be a follower of mine, and please don’t follow me just for this giveaway !!
smooches all of you tbh. get reblogging, and good luck !!
KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL MAKES WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER.
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[★] B A S I C S Name: chip. Pronouns: she/her. Sexuality: demisexual bisexual. Zodiac sign: taurus. Taken or Single: taken. Three facts: my book collection is something like 10,000+; i was an extra in 2F2F; i sleep with a gun under my pillow.
[★] E X P E R I E N C E How long (months/years?): 12+ years. Platforms you’ve used: instant messengers, forums, lj, tumblr. Best experience: finding people who get my muses, and who enjoy them / people whose muses i get and enjoy interacting with, because gahdamn, there are some good ones.
[★] M U S E P R E F E R E N C E S Gender: male. Favorite face: none in particular. Least favorite face: pop/music idols, in general. Multi or Single: single.
[★] W R I T I N G P R E F E R E N C E S Fluff, Angst or Smut: all of the above. smut & angst outweigh fluff on a pie chart, but only if it’s constructive, i.e., for a reason, not just smut/angst for the sake of smutting/angsting, ya feel? Plots or Memes: both. Long or Short replies: have you read my replies? long. Best time to write: literally whenever i can; i’m a busy scatterbrain. Are you like your muse(s): in that i steal cars for a living? yes. you think i’m kidding, but i’m literally not. also, i’m the chill one, so yeah, there’s that too.
[★] Tagging; anyone who wants to do it ( mostly because i don’t interact with enough people here to tag a multitude so; come at me, bruh. )
mr. and mrs. smith - sentence meme pt. 1
“I guess that’s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.” “I never told you, but I was married once before.” “It was just a drunken Vegas thing.” “Oh, that’s better. That’s much better.” “Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet.” “Your aim’s as bad as your cooking sweetheart…and that’s saying something.” “Don’t tell me how to handle my wife.” “Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch.” “Guess that was just wishful thinking.” “Still alive, baby?” “We have an unusual problem here.” “You obviously want me dead, and I’m less and less concerned for your well-being.” “Dance with me.” “It was just my cover, sweetheart.” “Wait, why do I get the girl gun?” “It’s called evasive driving, sweetheart!” “Hiya, stranger.” “You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It’s the first thing you learn!” “Oh, I must have missed that lesson. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy!” “If you don’t like them we can take them back.” “You’ll get used to them.” “That vacation in Aspen, you left early, why?” “Damn, I wanted him.” “These fuckers get younger every year.” “Any last words?” “The new curtains are hideous.” “I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey.” “I have a thoery, newly developed.” “I’m think you killed us.” “Why do you care? I was just a cover.” “Who says you were just a cover?” “Ask us the sex question.” “Oh, look. More desert.” “Web of lies!” “I missed you.” “That’s the second time you’ve tried to kill me today.” “Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb.” “Come on, let’s talk about this! You don’t want to go to bed angry!” “What’s new?” “My parents died when I was five. I’m an orphan.” “Who was that kind fellow who gave you away at our wedding?” “I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding.” “Sweetheart…?” “You want it? It’s yours.” “There’s a huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything we don’t say to each other.” “Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is…you die.” “Can I have a soda or a juice or…” “Ok, that was a nice shot.” “What? You’re looking for a job or something?” “You are the job.” “They’re bulletproof!” “We’ll talk about this later.” “You saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl?” “You really expect me to roll over and play dead?” “Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage.” “Come to daddy.” “Who’s your daddy now?” “We should so not be allowed to buy these.” “On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the happiness of your marriage?” “Tempting but I don’t get out of bed for less than half a million dollars.” “I realise you witnessed the Mrs. and I working through a few domestic issues.” “That’s regrettable but don’t take that to be a sign of weakness, that would be a mistake on your part.” “Maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage - sends a mixed message.” “Mistake on your part.” “Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map.”
Send me a sentence for my muse's reaction
“Are you even listening to me?” “Are you even listening to yourself?” “Are you sure they won’t find out?” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Are you sure you know what you’re doing?” “Are you threatening me?” “Be mine.” “Can you be anymore obvious?” “Do I know you?” “Do you love me?” “Do you remember this?” “Do you trust me?” “Don’t go.” “Don’t let me die” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t make me beg.” “Don’t you dare come near me!” “Don’t you dare.” “Explain yourself.” “For you, I would _____” “Give it back.” “Give me another chance.” “Have you ever even done this before?” “How drunk are you right now?” “I already regret this.” “I am not wearing that.” “I can’t believe you missed that.” “I can’t do this anymore.” “I can’t even look at you.” “I could kill you!” “I dare you.” or “I dare you to _____.” “I didn’t do it.”“ “I didn’t know you could do that.” “I don’t want to look at you right now.” “I guess this is goodbye.” “I hate you.” “I have to go.” “I just want to cuddle.” “I know your secret.” “I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.” “I love you.” “I miss you so very much.” “I missed you.” “I need a drink.” “I need a hug.” “I never really loved you.” “I owe you.” “I think I broke it.” “I think I’m falling in love with you. “ “I think I’m forgetting something.” “I think it’s broken.” “I trust you.” “I want to be yours.” “I want to try this thing I read in a book.” “I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.” “I’ll be there in five minutes.” ”This is really inappropriate.” “I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?” “I’m bad for you.” “I’m dying.” “I’m going to be sick.” “I’m not speaking to you anymore.” “I’m pregnant and it’s yours.” “I’ve never heard that one before.” “If you stay quiet, no one will know.” “Is that my shirt?” “It was me” “It’s so beautiful.” “It’s time to choose.” “Just five more minutes.” “Just go.” “Just leave me alone.” “Just let me die.” “Just relax.” “Just what did we do last night?” “Kiss me you idiot.” “Kiss me.” “Like you even care.” “Little too late, don’t you think?” “Make me.” “Marry me?” “My Parents don’t know” “My parents know.”“ “Never again.” “Nh, don’t be so rough!” “No, that can’t be my baby.” “No! You can’t die on me now!” “Obviously there is something between us.” “Of all the things i’ve heard, that hurt the most.” “Put it away.” “Put your trousers on!” “Put. The. Weapon. Down.” “Quiet, I am trying to think.” “Relax, I have a plan.” “Really?” “Shut up and listen.” “Take responsibility.” “That isn’t mine.” “That looked easier on TV.” “That sounds painful.” “That was a bad plan.” “That’s mine!” “That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard.” “They’re coming.” “This seems familiar.” “This stays between us.” “Truth hurts, don’t it?” “Unbelievable. I can’t believe you right now.” “Very good, you had me fooled.” “Want to hear a secret?” “We need to talk.” “We’re moving too fast.” “Well that was unexpected.” “What are we doing here?” “What are you afraid of?” “What are you touching?” “What are you?” “What do you need?” “What happened to you?” “What have I done this time?” “What if someone catches us?” “What sort of noise was that?” “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” “What were you thinking?” “Where are my clothes?” “Where did you find this?” “Where do you even find this sort of thing?” “Where were you?” “Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?” “Why are you wearing that?” “Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.” “You could have died!” “You could have killed someone!” “You coward.” “You don’t need to be so gentle.” “You drive me crazy!” “You have ten minutes, so make it quick.” “You lied to me!” “You mean everything to me.” “You owe me.” “You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!” “You’re all out of ____.” “You’re an idiot.” “You’re bad for me.” “You’re dead to me.” “You’re pregnant and It’s mine” “You’re really good at this…” “You’re so weird.”“ “You’re under arrest.”
a list of my all time favorite movies: furious 6 (2013)
“Your brother never told you never to threaten a man’s family? It’s a pretty stupid thing to do. But I’ll make it simple for you: I walk away when she walks away.”
