I Am Canonically Cruel To Fictional Characters

Eddie, 27, (He/they) I’m on AO3 as oncetherelivedaboy Currently suffering from (or thriving in) Arcane Brainrot My main blog is flaming-qtip-from-hell. I have a Masters degree in English but you wouldn't know it from my fanfic because I refuse to edit it.

[oncetherelivedaboy]

So I gave into the peer pressure post Project Hail Mary and watched the Fall Guy.

I still don’t fully see the twins AU, but I also kind of get it. Not my particular cup of tea (I’ve never really been one for crossovers personally) but to each their own.

Either way, I loved it. Fantastic movie on it’s own about authorship and control of the narrative. The “little guy” who is doing the work but who is purposefully erased for the sake of the “conventional” narrative.

And, like the conversation with Jody about how the movie/story was important because it was something that she wrote and that it mattered because it was her story spoke right to my little silly writer heart.

My only note is to Ryan Gosling, and it’s that I need you to cry more, I love watching you cry.

[fic-dumpster]

[random-brushstrokes]

Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

[caressthosecheekbones]

oh leonid, we're really in it now

[wintersmitth]

Leonid, you really understand it.

[boycomics]

the boys are back in town!!

[oncetherelivedaboy]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

And, that's a wrap boys. You May Be Entitled To Financial Compensation is officially finished.

Thanks for joining me on this adventure.

[plushworldz]

trust i got yall fr 💯💯💯

[zukkaoru]

[image text: Got a really crazy fic coming up in the next 7-8 years. Stay tuned. /end]

[cowthropologist]

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

[thebitchywitchyone]

Unfortunately I wish for others to wallow in my magnificent mud pit

[yaketysmax]

thank you for the magnificent mud pits, fanfic writers

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[oncetherelivedaboy]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The Penultimate Chapter is now live. The Post-Epilogue will be out tomorrow.

[oncetherelivedaboy]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Y’all know the drill at this point right?

New chapter!

[oncetherelivedaboy]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Are you new here? Do you want to suffer? Do you like angsty nonsense, anticipatory grief, actual grief, evil rhombuses, a lack of a beta, and Major Character Death? Because I sure do, and I've got deals deals deals deals on all of the above in that there fic that's linked up there. So what are you waiting for - click that gosh darn link up there and then toggle over to chapter 1.

If you're not new here: Alright Y'all we are finally actually nearing the end of this fic. I've been saying that for a while now but all that I have left to write is the epilogue and make some edits on the next/final real chapter. So, come on down to fic town for your daily/monthly/weekly/whateverthehellmyupdatescheduleis dose of Sad men. Supplies and updates are limited.

[oncetherelivedaboy]

Recently reinstalled the Sims 3 with all my collected expansions and decided to make Jayce and Viktor, because why not. Two hours into my play session today and just got Viktor to finish his degree, Jayce is on his way to his final exam and then fucking Viktor catches fire while working in the tinkering table because i’m trying to level up his inventing skill. I had to cancel Jayce’s final exam queued item to try to get him home to put Viktor out because Sims are useless at trying to save themselves. He gets home just in time to see Viktor turn into a pile of ash and the grim reaper appears.

Great, lovely. Anyway I had to reload from the latest save 2 hours prior.

[oncetherelivedaboy]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I have no update schedule, no shame, and no beta. But those have been true since the start so par for the course.

[captaincrusher]

Me filtering out kinks I don’t like on AO3. 

[oncetherelivedaboy]

My wife just referred to my blorbos as The Blorbozos™ and I’m afraid that it’s a name that’s going to stick.

[oncetherelivedaboy]

Did I read all of Project Hail Mary in the last 12 hours in preparation to see the movie tomorrow? yes. Am I emotionally well? No.

[oncetherelivedaboy]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55848559/chapters/224695606

Love me some bookstreet - tumblr links are broken as per usual. Here's chapter 55. God, I really gotta talk to someone about my lack of brevity.