yaketysmax

RUMI CHOMP - HONMOON SCIENCE BRIGADE - KPDH fic and art FIC RECS COLLECTED HERE- https://archiveofourown.org/users/yaketysmax/collections

[yaketysmax]

YAKETY YAKS

Here to yak about fics (hence the name) and make EYECRIMES (that's RUMI CHOMP above, my first ever eyecrime)

want something to read? yakking about fics here-

#kpdh fics – @yaketysmax on Tumblr and check #yaketysmax fanfix feast – @yaketysmax on Tumblr for giant compilations of fic recs EYECRIMES! deranged doodles to serious artiste attempts and everything inbetween. Crocs AU? Jeju Imp? KpopDungeon Haulers? HONMOON SCIENCE BRIGADE? rummage here-

#eyecrimes for you – @yaketysmax on Tumblr

EYECRIMES! SERIOUS ARTISTE edition - drawing fics i love-

#yaketysmax draws fanfics – @yaketysmax on Tumblr

and/or follow me on ao3 where i am slowly adding my fanfic art tributes Fanfic art by yaketysmax - yaketysmax - KPop Demon Hunters (2025) [Archive of Our Own] and i also have fic collections on there!

[noodlejaq]

New hair cut

Shout out to @somewhatlucky for the funny prompt

[yaketysmax]

Hi I'm not sure if you have this on your fic recs

But I recently read the first six chapters of redline violet by omenofworlds and omg i love this fic

So good highly recommended read

yo thank you! going on the read list Redline Violet - Chapter 1 - Omen0fWorlds - KPop Demon Hunters (2025) [Archive of Our Own]

[yaketysmax]

YOU KNOW WHO IT ISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! SHE IS.. SHE IS....................... (whhat's her naaaaame) soundcloud rapper, rizz haver, turtle lover, crocs wearer and seaworld hater

THE NOTORIOUS FDZ RETURNS!!!!!

inspired by @honestground's amazing fic 'Show Me (how to love you) and also the delightful Fast Car by the awesome @theallegoricalcavedweller but also none of this happens at all! its a kinda vibes based thing so go read them with no fear. the notorious fdz is a yaketyverse eyecrimes horror.

also you voted for her second single, so this is on you, probably! DR BABYGIRL, PHD, her romantic ballad towards a mysterious doctor with big sad seal eyes. with an extremely inappropriate cover art photoshoot NSFW! too powerful for tumblr. (the photo shoot files have mysteriously vanished from the server- if anyone has seen a tall pink haired individual please inform security)

if you are new to THE NOTORIOUS FDZ, hit those tags for LORE (and eyecrimes galore)

gimme your 3rd single titles in the replies! my fave one gets PRODUCER CREDIT! wow! such amaze! such totally worthless

º(◉ᴗ◉)º

[yaketysmax]

!!! HASHTAG GENIUS @somewhatlucky!!! imagine... POUTINE ON THE RITZ (Mira haaaaaaaaaates this pun she hates it she hates it she hates it. Zo laughs more and more as she says it. She is going to get a Fred Astaire outfit)

[yaketysmax]

another strong contender from @yeah-thats-right! FDZ can write so many appalling lyrics for these. You got until Friday to get your suggestions in wannabe music producers! Will it be a single? a double release? or MORE????? how many eyecrimes can one imaginary soundcloud rapper make?

[redfoxraccoon]

[andry-di]

Five feet apart 'cause they're gay but not ready to talk about it yet

[yaketysmax]

YOU KNOW WHO IT ISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! SHE IS.. SHE IS....................... (whhat's her naaaaame) soundcloud rapper, rizz haver, turtle lover, crocs wearer and seaworld hater

THE NOTORIOUS FDZ RETURNS!!!!!

inspired by @honestground's amazing fic 'Show Me (how to love you) and also the delightful Fast Car by the awesome @theallegoricalcavedweller but also none of this happens at all! its a kinda vibes based thing so go read them with no fear. the notorious fdz is a yaketyverse eyecrimes horror.

also you voted for her second single, so this is on you, probably! DR BABYGIRL, PHD, her romantic ballad towards a mysterious doctor with big sad seal eyes. with an extremely inappropriate cover art photoshoot NSFW! too powerful for tumblr. (the photo shoot files have mysteriously vanished from the server- if anyone has seen a tall pink haired individual please inform security)

if you are new to THE NOTORIOUS FDZ, hit those tags for LORE (and eyecrimes galore)

gimme your 3rd single titles in the replies! my fave one gets PRODUCER CREDIT! wow! such amaze! such totally worthless

º(◉ᴗ◉)º

[yaketysmax]

!!! HASHTAG GENIUS @somewhatlucky!!! imagine... POUTINE ON THE RITZ (Mira haaaaaaaaaates this pun she hates it she hates it she hates it. Zo laughs more and more as she says it. She is going to get a Fred Astaire outfit)

[rrrrrrumi]

Love the concept of fishtrix but diver zoey and mermaids rumira being fascinated by her because she's is immeadiately more interested in the sea turtles swimming by than actual mermaids appearing in front of her

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[yaketysmax]

YOU KNOW WHO IT ISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! SHE IS.. SHE IS....................... (whhat's her naaaaame) soundcloud rapper, rizz haver, turtle lover, crocs wearer and seaworld hater

THE NOTORIOUS FDZ RETURNS!!!!!

inspired by @honestground's amazing fic 'Show Me (how to love you) and also the delightful Fast Car by the awesome @theallegoricalcavedweller but also none of this happens at all! its a kinda vibes based thing so go read them with no fear. the notorious fdz is a yaketyverse eyecrimes horror.

also you voted for her second single, so this is on you, probably! DR BABYGIRL, PHD, her romantic ballad towards a mysterious doctor with big sad seal eyes. with an extremely inappropriate cover art photoshoot NSFW! too powerful for tumblr. (the photo shoot files have mysteriously vanished from the server- if anyone has seen a tall pink haired individual please inform security)

if you are new to THE NOTORIOUS FDZ, hit those tags for LORE (and eyecrimes galore)

gimme your 3rd single titles in the replies! my fave one gets PRODUCER CREDIT! wow! such amaze! such totally worthless

º(◉ᴗ◉)º

[yaketysmax]

THE NOTORIOUS FDZ continuing on with my deranged fanarts of great fics where the thing i have drawn doesn't happen! (see also crocs AU, eyecrimes for ink and honey) Sorry authors. I love your fics and hope you don't mind. Today my victim is the amazing show me (how to love you) - Chapter 1 - honestground - KPop Demon Hunters (2025) [Archive of Our Own] by @honestground

Front Desk Zoey is often written as FDZ which makes me think of a rapper everytime. from here- (i have writer's block but i think if someone were to trail their fingertips up and down my back for 3 hours it might fix me – @yaketysmax on Tumblr_ )

Her debut album is all about turtles and contains a 15 minute rant about seaworld with a drum and bass line underneath. Mira makes her a website and secretly buys 10 copies of the album in support.

Anyway read this fic it is so good. None of this happens.....

(yet??????!!! NO)

[yaketysmax]

blaming @honestground for encouragement ( i don't need any for eyecrimes tbh) i yakked about this in the tags and then had to make it. Here is NOTORIOUS FDZ's website. Mira you made me a website? wow that looks so slick! you are amazing thank you Mira! web designer and hottie???? thank you! mwah mwah can i have a sparkly background though? can i have a turtle pointer with stars? can i have that comic sans option? it is so cute!!! can there be glittery bits you are so amazing ! can i have shiny boxes too? i sold 10 copies of my album already can you believe it and people are streaming it????????

Mira is grinding her teeth. she is sweating. this site is a crime against web design and taste. it is a 2000s myspace hellscape with animated backgrounds and auto play music and then a sweary rant about seaworld and turtles and whales. she will never admit to making it. no one can ever know her shame.

She can't resist those big brown eyes and excited face though.

/( ,,⩌'︿'⩌,,)\ °(°ᴗ°〃 )°

(Her reward from Zo later is pretty nice too.)

LOVERGIRL 1

PRO WEB DESIGNER 0

She goes home and makes a minimalist tasteful website just for fun to calm herself down. (She brought those 10 copies secretly. she sets up a bot to silently stream FDZ's album 24/7 to give her some numbers.)

ANYWAY GO READ SHOW ME (HOW TO LOVE YOU)

NONE OF THIS HAPPENS AT ALL

[yaketysmax]

NOTORIOUS FDZ DROPS HER DEBUT SINGLE....IS IT.....

TURTLE LYFE chill rap

F*CK YOU SEAWORLD sweary rap screeching

PINK WEB unsubtle love rap song ZO! that is NOT radio safe

Voting ended onMar 3

i really wanna do the worst single cover art you have ever seen....ooo it is gonna be so tasteless Mira will be crashing out in the bathroom about it. MIRA SHE IS USING 7 DIFFERENT FONTS! MIRA THERE IS GLITTER EVERYWHERE! MIRA NOTHING IS ALIGNED ON A GRID!

(none of this happens in honestground's fic, please do not be alarmed. do not let my eyecrimes out you off an excellent fic. the NOTORIOUS FDZ has just gotten a hold of my eyecrime braincell.)

[yaketysmax]

THE NOTORIOUS FDZ! NOW SHE'S GOT A HONGLOCK! love to daw a deranged Zo.

a collection of my Zo based eyecrimes, from Front Desk Zoey (from 'Show me (how to love you) by honestground to Crocs AU Zo from 'Fast Car' by theallegoricalcavedweller. They have mutated together into deranged yaketyverse soundcloud rapper THE NOTORIOUS FDZ. She has a honglock! a hideous website and a worse debut single/album! She wears turtle crocs and all the colours. Her demented rizz is off the charts. we love her anyway.

None of these eyecrimes happen in these fics, so please read em, they are great! I just went on a little strange detour as is common in my fanart. Vibes only, no facts!

[liynno]

zoerumi nap time

[yaketysmax]

APPARENTLY IT IS ZOEY WEEK??? AND NO-ONE TOLD ME! OUTRAGE. º( > ᴗ 👁 )º

this means you now must all suffer my deranged Zoey based eyecrimes, including:

-Birdtrix Zo

-Crocs Au Zo

-The saga of the Notorious FDZ -soundcloud rapper, rizz haver, seaworld hater- aka front Desk Zoey- from @honestground's incredible fic 'Show me How to love you' in which none of this happens at all and you should all go read it -Beefcake Zo, the epic tale of a maknae with biceps of steel

-who gave Zoey a Honglock oh shit aka Celine needs a drink

-menace levels science and tall dreams

[liynno]

an intervention

part 1:

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[yaketysmax]

APPARENTLY IT IS ZOEY WEEK??? AND NO-ONE TOLD ME! OUTRAGE. º( > ᴗ 👁 )º

this means you now must all suffer my deranged Zoey based eyecrimes, including:

-Birdtrix Zo

-Crocs Au Zo

-The saga of the Notorious FDZ -soundcloud rapper, rizz haver, seaworld hater- aka front Desk Zoey- from @honestground's incredible fic 'Show me How to love you' in which none of this happens at all and you should all go read it -Beefcake Zo, the epic tale of a maknae with biceps of steel

-who gave Zoey a Honglock oh shit aka Celine needs a drink

-menace levels science and tall dreams

[squidryder]

lil comic based off of @unicyclehippo's WAGG fic chap 2 where Rumi's a stray dog and zoey and mira find her...

thank u ollie for such a fun scene lives in my head rent free

Read it here! Fic Link