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Rowan at the Doctor's Office
Nurse: How many drinks of alcohol do you consume in a week?
Rowan: One
Nurse: One drink?
Rowan: One shelf
Nurse: Do you exercise?
Rowan: Yes. Lovemaking and murdering.
Nurse: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
Rowan: My uncle did yoga.
Nurse: What are your allergies?
Rowan: Cowardice and weak-willed men.
Rowan: And Aelin.
Nurse:
Rowan:
Nurse:
Rowan: What
The Inner Circle in The Office Quotes
Mor:
Cassian:
Amren:
Az:
Feyre:
Bonus:
Lucien to Helion:
Elain
Nesta:
Morrigan
I want to remind you that Mor which favourite color is in 90% RED, had worn blue outfit for the first meeting with Feyre just beacuse she knew about her fear and she didn’t want to frighten her.
And this just melts my heart and makes me cry. Pure frienship.
Throne of Glass characters and their cakes
1. AELIN
NOT ONLY DOES SHE CLAIM ROWAN WHITETHORN, SHE TOO CLAIMS ALL THE FUCKING CAKES IN THE WORLD. CHOCOLATE HAZELNUT CAKE? Check. CHOCOLATE CAKE? Check. CHOCOLATE? Check. CAKE? Check.
2. ROWAN
“CAKE IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR BODY AND YOUR MUSCLE, CHILDREN.” says Rowan while eating these cute cakes.
3. LYSANDRA
MATCHA AND OREO CAKE SUITS HER. BESIDES, IT IS A GORGEOUS CAKE.
But don’t be fooled, she secretly has this gargantuan cake in her bedroom. BECAUSE WHY NOT??
4. AEDION
HE’S NOT AMUSED WITH HIS CAKE. (Look at the wolf’s expression, it’s similar to a FUCKING MIECZYSLAW FUCKING STILES STILINSKI in Motel California in the bus when he’s about to make his friend puke)
5. DORIAN
HE IS THE PUREST THING IN THE WORLD SO HE DOES NOT EAT HIS CAKE WITH HIS OWN HAND. PHANTOM HANDS, PREFERABLY. WITH CERTAIN WITCH, PREFERABLY.
6. MANON
BECAUSE SHE LOVES HER BABY ABRAXOS SO SHE HAS A WYVERN IN HER CAKE. And if you so much look at her cake, the wyvern will spit a fire down your face.
7. GAVRIEL
BECAUSE HE IS THE UNCLE KITTY CAT, HE HAS TO WATCH ALL THESE IRRESPONSIBLE CHILDREN AROUND HIM.
8. CHAOL
YO, WHAT IS THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY TO PROTECT YOURSELF WHILE EATING CAKE? Yup, have a fucking sword on the cake. HANDY.
9. NESRYN
DELICIOUS CAKE, BEAUTIFUL ARROW. EASY TO EAT, EASY TO USE.
10. LORCAN
“I am death, I am destruction, I am blessed by Hella himself, my cake is bitter and as dark as my soul, HERE ELIDE TAKE MY CAKE”
11. ELIDE
HONESTLY, SHE ONLY WANTS TO ENJOY HER CAKE. ISN’T IT PRETTY?
12. FENRYS AND CONNAL
WHAT IS CUTER THAN THESE 2 BABIES? LET THEM HAVE THE CAKE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
13. MAEVE
LET HER EATING A FUCKING MOSS, DISGUISED IN A CAKE. WE DON’T CARE.
14. ERAWAN
ERAWAN WHO? Oh that lil MONSTER bitch
BONUS CAKE FOR FREE
15. ABRAXOS
CAUSE HE’S THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD, AND DESERVES THIS CAKE FOR HIS OWN.
Tagging these cuties: @arya-drottning @illyrian-high-lord @fiery-feyre @iamthebonecarver @highladyofshadowhunters @dasai-h @littlehoneyybee @tog-trash
ALSO, ACOTAR CHARACTERS AND THEIR CAKE HERE!
Throne of Glass Characters as John Mulaney Quotes
Aelin: I’m sorry about last night. It’s just that I’m mean and loud. It will probably happen again.
Rowan: I would not say that, not even as a joke that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. That is not true. My wife is a bitch and I like her so much.
Dorian: Woah! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!
Manon: Every new song is about how “Tonight is the night” and how “We only have tonight.” That’s such 19 year old garbage.
Chaol: In personal news let’s talk about my dad.
Yrene: “I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian.”
Aedion: none of us really know our fathers… ANYWAY
Lysandra: In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
Elide: I am very small, and I have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.
Lorcan: I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.
|| YA Books as John Mulaney || SOC || The Lunar Chronicles || ACOTAR || TOG
ACOTAR Characters as John Mulaney Quotes
Feyre: I am very small, and I have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.
Rhysand: I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.
Cassian: I would not say that, not even as a joke that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. That is not true. My wife is a bitch and I like her so much.
Azriel: You know those days when you’re like, this might as well happen? Adult life is already so goddamn weird.
Mor: It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you were supposed to do them.
Amren: sometimes babies will point at me and I don’t care for that shit at all.
Elian: Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken!
Nesta: I quit drinking because I would black out, and I would ‘ruin parties’, or so I’m told.
Tamlin: I’m sorry about last night. It’s just that I’m mean and loud. It will probably happen again.
Lucien: I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.
Amarantha: Every new song is about how “Tonight is the night” and how “We only have tonight.” That’s such 19-year-old garbage.
|| YA Books as John Mulaney || SOC || The Lunar Chronicles || ACOTAR || TOG
actual friendly reminder
rowan gave a theatre and a WHOLE LIBRARY to aelin as their mating gift
Dorian: So let’s start by talking about the emotions you’re feeling right now.
Celaena: Stabbing.
Dorian: Stabbing… isn’t really an emotion, it’s more of an… activity. Which I hope you don’t do to me… See, an emotion is more of a feeling.
Celaena: Well maybe I feel stabby.
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Have you ever thought about how Harry wasted a huge opportunity when he dropped the Resurrection Stone in the Forbidden Forest?
Okay just imagine if he had kept it.
He dies, comes back, defeats Voldemort…
Only now there are over one-hundred people who have died in just The Battle of Hogwarts alone. Not to mention all of those names that were read on the radio throughout the year. (And everyone else who died before then.)
So the Golden Trio gets this idea…
They quickly spread the word and pretty soon, Harry sets up a room in Hogwarts with nothing in it but a desk and a chair. He sits in the chair behind the desk and calls people into the room one at a time.
Harry insists that the Weasleys be the first to enter. And so George walks in, puffy-eyed but smiling, and asks Harry what the big secret is.
Harry then plops an ordinary pebble into George’s hand.
George is very confused until he hears his name being whispered from behind him. George turns and of course there’s Fred. And the two twins are able to properly say goodbye to one another.
Harry then allows the entire Weasley family to come in and they all huddle around Fred’s spirit and are able to say goodbye. And of course Mrs. Weasley drags Harry out from behind the desk and he joins the family hug.
Are you crying yet?
Because I am.
But let’s keep going.
Mrs. Weasley’s hand brushes against the stone and Fabian and Gideon appear to say goodbye to their sister.
After the Weasleys finally leave, Harry brings Dennis in so that he can say goodbye to Colin.
Harry then individually brings in the family member(s) of the unnamed one-hundred students who died during the Battle of Hogwarts.
Harry then brings in Luna so that she can say goodbye to her mother.
He brings in pretty much all of Hogwarts so that they can say goodbye to Cedric.
He brings in Aberforth so that he can say goodbye to Albus and Ariana.
He brings in those who want to say goodbye to Snape.
He brings in Kreacher so that he can say goodbye to Regulus.
He brings in the rest of the house-elves so that they can say goodbye to Dobby.
And when Harry is done letting everyone else say goodbye to their loved ones, he closes his hand around the stone.
The first one to appear is a beautiful white owl who flies over to Harry and allows herself to be affectionately petted.
Then of course the others appear, just as they did in the Forbidden Forest on that fateful night. Harry doesn’t talk to them for too long, he’s grown up a lot since the Mirror of Erised, but he is able to make peace with his loved ones’ sacrifices.
And even then, he still keeps the stone.
He doesn’t use it again. Not personally, anyway. In fact, he stores it in a dusty box on the mantel in his house. He doesn’t use it. But he doesn’t forget it, either. Because he needs it for one last task.
And when the boy with the turquoise hair is old enough to understand, Harry gently sits him down and places a stone in his hand.
And Teddy Lupin meets Remus and Nymphadora.
Okay I wasn’t crying til that last one
THIS IS THE FIRST ONE THAT MADE ME CRY
whO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT?!
I am sobbing helplessly and my mum heard and asked “are u okay??” NO, I AM NOT.
Pearl~
From early designs to series design
They are seven, and Harry spends as much time as possible with his eyes closed tight imagining he is anywhere but number 4 privet drive.The Dursleys whisper that he is a freak, and he believes them. Hermione is learning to read. Her parents promise her she is special, and she believes them.
They are nine and she is the best in all her classes, and he is drowning in second hand clothes and loneliness.
Ten, and the cupboard feels too small for his lanky legs. The other kids don’t like her. She isn’t sure why. Neither of them could ever dream up the existence of the other.
Eleven, and they both meet the redhead that first day on the train, and first Harry, than Hermione, decide he is who they want in this new world.
Twelve and she spends too many nights crying for such a strong girl. She does not want to be sent home. She has found happiness here, in library corners and two best friends. She likes the way Ron’s freckles scatter all over his cheekbones and clump up at the bridge of his nose. After she is paralyzed, Ron spends more time than he can afford to sitting by her side. Harry worries she won’t wake up.
Thirteen and she sits on the Quidditch stands with Ron while Harry practices and he makes her laugh. In the cold air their voices fill the stadium and bounce back to Harry.
Fourteen is evenings in the library and afternoons by the lake and teasing whispers and raised eyebrows. The three of them laughing in hushed tones with their heads in dusty books, and she knows something bad is coming but she doesn’t know what.
Fifteen and Harry is broken and she is waking up early to rewrite class’s notes because nothing else is perfect, but her work can be. He is Quidditch and broom oil and ink on his hands and distracted anger, and she loves him through it and picks him up and dusts him off.
They are sixteen and in love. Not with each other, though that is love too. She wants to kiss the gangly freckled boy with big blue eyes and a dipping uneven grin. Harry thinks Ginny Weasley might just be the only thing holding up the world. She races him to practice and charms his hair Hufflepuff colors and tells the least funny jokes he’s ever heard.
They are seventeen and Grown Up. They are seventeen and warriors. They are seventeen and scarred. They are seventeen and she is covered in cracks from gluing herself back together and he is going blind from all the hurt hes had to see. They are seventeen, and when their Ron Weasley, who was supposed to be their steady backbone leaves them alone, they both crumple and whatever was left of happiness is gone. They fight. They burn. They start over. They do what they set out to, and it doesn’t matter that her face is always sad, and his eyes are always fraught with worry.
They are nineteen and the war is over and Hermione is a firm believer that Ron and Harry should never be allowed to live together alone because their apartment is a mess. She comes over almost everyday, to make sure they haven’t lost each other in piles of dirty laundry, she tells them.
They are nineteen and things are going to be okay again. They are nineteen and she is graduated and finding her footing and he is almost an auror and only wakes up from nightmares about Colin Creevey every so often.
They are twenty and he is going on a date with his dream girl, and Hermione is over in her pajamas pretending to help him get ready. It is Ron, though, who ties Harry’s tie and reminds him not to order for Ginny and how much to tip.
Totally Spies! let’s get on with the show
izombie + Text posts
melody-of-the-sea:
I think most of their paycheck went to fixing the set
I love how 10 years later and they’re still the exact same as their characters
Emma’s freaking out
Dan’s just like ‘put it back, pretend it didn’t happen’
And Rupert thinks it’s hilarious
BUT WHY DOES THRANDUIL HAVE A BOB
