Dr James Wilson

I have a friend with boundary issues.

[oncologistwilson]

If anyone reads this still, I hope everyone is having a good life. Logged in by accident.

[oncologistwilson]

Hey… is House all right? He suddenly deleted his account and we haven’t heard anything about him for a while.

No he's not alright, I murdered him. :) Thank you for the question!

[oncologistwilson]

Bro, where are you?

The Bahamas. 😏

[oncologistwilson]

Where is your boyfriend House? Is he okay?

I killed him.

[itsmeasherlockian]

Oh, alright. Need help finding a spot to hide the body, or have you already taken care of that?

[oncologistwilson]

Long since taken care of, thank you. I appreciate the offer, though. Sometimes I think I can still hear him. Sometimes.

[deanofmedicinelisacuddy]

I was wondering why my day has been so quiet.

[oncologistwilson]

Always glad to be of service.

[oncologistwilson]

Where is your boyfriend House? Is he okay?

I killed him.

[itsmeasherlockian]

Oh, alright. Need help finding a spot to hide the body, or have you already taken care of that?

[oncologistwilson]

Long since taken care of, thank you. I appreciate the offer, though. Sometimes I think I can still hear him. Sometimes.

[oncologistwilson]

YOURE BACK I MISSED YOU

Only until the cancer gets bad again. Obviously.

How have you been?

[eliotisnthere]

Oh, damn. I’m fine, finally out of school for the summer. Been acting much more gay than before.

[oncologistwilson]

Perfect for pride month. Proud of you.

[oncologistwilson]

YOURE BACK I MISSED YOU

Only until the cancer gets bad again. Obviously.

How have you been?

[oncologistwilson]

I guess all the best boyfriends fake their suicides once or twice.

[oncologistwilson]

what do you feel about sherlock and watson in relation to your relationship with house?

At least they're both alive, I'm unsure what you're asking.

[oncologistwilson]

Hello, are you alive??

Yes sorry I was graffitiing House's gravestone.

[oncologistwilson]

used to ask House about this kinda stuff but i kinda feel like dying haha. any advice?

Like you're sick, or are you experiencing suicidal ideation?

I wonder if they survived. Maybe they survived longer than House. Shame.

[oncologistwilson]

Where is your boyfriend House? Is he okay?

I killed him.

[deanofmedicinelisacuddy]

where's hous,e cuddy?

I have no idea, hopefully in the clinic but knowing him he’s probably hiding in a room somewhere

[eliotisnthere]

Check the closets. Heard he’s been stuck in there for sometime

[deanofmedicinelisacuddy]

No, he came out of there a while ago, and even if he hadn’t the closet was made of glass so I’d have seen him in there anyway.

[eliotisnthere]

Damn I didn’t think about that

[global-ragamuffin]

Uh, guys? I can’t find House’s account… we were messaging before, but our conversation is completely gone… I think he left…

[eliotisnthere]

Oh shit you’re right, I can’t find his account

[deanofmedicinelisacuddy]

Oh… are there any other blogs left or am I alone on this hell site?

[eliotisnthere]

@oncologistwilson where’s your boyfriend?

[deanofmedicinelisacuddy]

These mother fuckers have all left me…

[oncologistwilson]

Unreliable staffing, as always.

[oncologistwilson]

How much money would I have to give you to sleep with House?

Unfortunately, it was for free.

[oncologistwilson]

where's house??

Dead, for like 10 years. Remember?

[dumbbitchawards]

Worst double date ever destroys entire cafe out of sheer bad vibes

[oncologistwilson]

😔

[leliowolf]

every time wilson gets a new girlfriend house blasts “you belong with me” by taylor swift

[booksmartheart-deactivated20230]

@drgregoryhousemd thoughts?

[drgregoryhousemd]

Yes.

[oncologistwilson]

Accurate.