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THIS is the Hail Mary and THIS is the fire
WOOOOOOOOOO
they are ON FIRE 🥹🔥
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@oncoming-storms
@oncoming-storms
THIS is the Hail Mary and THIS is the fire
WOOOOOOOOOO
they are ON FIRE 🥹🔥
drawing possibly one of the funniest moments in the book. chain… must chain……. quote below !!!!!
weemp weemp
whoomp there it is ❤️🩹
The saying 'behind every gay person is a gayer more evil person' implies that every gay person is a part of a never ending line of progressively evil gay people.
Whatever, man...
Drew on the wrong layer again…
DOING ANYTHING BUT MY ARTFIGHT ATTACKS 😭😭😭😭
I immediately thought of this brooo
Anything?
@thestarsareineffable
i like when eridians describe grace in other-worldly, incorporeal, eldritch ways. that he's beautiful and terrifying at the same time. a horror you can't look away from because you don't want to miss a thing.
you can never get a clear listen to him. his primary sense node is covered in "hair" and the part that isn't is hidden by two crystals that refract sound waves in a pleasing but disorienting way. he covers his body in billowy cloth at all times. not snug and sensible and unobstructive like eridian coverings, but loose and layered, draped and flowing.
the most clear part of him are his internal organs. because yes, the alien's carapace isn't sound-proof. his single heart beats insistingly in his core, his lungs exchanging gas constantly, his long digestive tract always bubbling and contracting. his thorax is packed impossibly tight and it's all moving and singing.
and it shouldn't be possible, with how fragile he is, for that internal pressure to maintain. how does the thin membrane of his external organ (another horror that sends eridians reeling) keep it all contained? his "skin" is so easily pierced, cut, bruised, burnt, how does he not split open under his own mass?
when savior rocky first arrived home and described the environmental needs of his alien, the scientists thought he'd made a mistake in his frantic panic to get everything out. it isn't possible this being lives at such low atmospheric pressure, at half the gravity, and in a gas that's nearly double the weight of ammonia. in a gas so dangerous, so caustic. and if it does then how is it obligately terrestrial like rocky claims? shouldn't it fly or float instead? (and then to see it in the water, learning that it can float or sink at will.)
and this alien has come bearing gifts that will not only save your species but launch it into impossible heights of technological and intellectual advancement. he has discovered the solution to astrophage and bred it to thrive on threeworld and translated his instructions into eridian. he has given your people the complete sum of his people's knowledge, advanced in ways the eridians can't believe and behind in ways that seem ludicrous. and he has given his life for your people to have these things.
he knows how your solar system was formed. he knows how the universe started.
his name means beautiful and generous and relieving.
the eridians experiencing cosmic bliss.
be not afraid.
be not afraid mentioned
Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.
im crying dude
Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.
To answer some common questions in the tags:
1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)
2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.
3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.
i skink therefore i scram...!
@oncoming-storms
murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you
@oncoming-storms
this person gets me unlike SOMEONE i know 🥹
I’ll reblog when I finally digitally line and color it lol
The TARDIS has landed in the backrooms
^ guy drowning in blood
iron lung mentioned
garlek
I lowkey felt like a genius for thinking of this
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